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Subject: The greatest story ever written about BK's ever [Started by one]
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I hate you unless I'm drunk.

How many people will actually read that? (besides me, cause I did. lol)

  • 12.22.2008 10:10 PM PDT

hes got us by the balls i lold so hard

  • 12.22.2008 10:11 PM PDT

i read it
and enjoyed it

  • 12.22.2008 10:17 PM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

"Click clack blast em"

2nd story (short)

***Note some events may not have actually happened***
***The actually likeliness of anyone of the characters are not relevant to the real people***

The creation of Bungie

One fine morning two mothers gave birth. They gave both gave birth to sons. One named Alex and the other named Jason. After the cutting of the "cords" they were placed in a room right next to each other. Jason looked at Alex. Alex looked at Jason. There was a almost magical bond between the two of them. They were not even a day old. They had found there destiny. Turns out the familys houses were very close together. Jason and Alex played in the summer and they played in the winter. As the same as spring and fall. But what they loved the most was a wonderful thing called the video game. They both could sit in there living rooms for hours. Watching two line segments beat around a small square. Or a funny yellow sphere eating what almost looked like pellets while being chased by ghosts.

Over the years they played and laughed and bonded. They went to school together. They eached pushed the other to work harder. Students at the school said you could never catch Alex without Jason right next to him talking. They got out of college and headed for a wonderful place called Chicago. It was described like a wonderful beautiful town. Where honey poured down from the sky and everyone was friendly. They got a spacious 3 bedroom apartment. Lived there for about 6 months. Until one May day when they had a picnic on the grass with friends. Once their friends had left they found a nice place where they could stare at the stars. Then it hit Alex like a train rolling off its rails. He blackout out. All he could see was a very big person. He could not make out a face but he was bold and looked adventerous. He then realised where he was. He was in some type of wasteland. Like a nuclear missle had gone off right where he was lying. Then he saw a bright light it rained down tword the figure and him. The figure took what looked to be a device and hurled it tward the ground with immense force. Now the falling object was not to far away. It was coming closer, closer, faster, faster. Until it hit. He thought he was dead. But he could feal his heart pumping. He was alive! But how? He asked the figure what just happened. It did not answer. Then a voice came from somewhere near the figure. It was a radio. It called for someone named cheif. The master cheif. Could this figure be the master cheif. Just then He awoke.

"Jason, Jason!" Alex shreaked. Jason was suprised he was so amazed by the stars he had not realised that Alex was gone. Alex told Jason all about the dream. Jason looked at him and said "What do you want to do?" Alex said lets make this master cheif real. He is so badass him staring in a video game would drive everyone to buy it. Jason said "But what should we name or organazation?".

"Bungie!" said Alex, with an enormous grin on his face.

But Bungie didn't just grow from the ground overnight. They needed to raise about $745,000 dollars to pay for building, workers, and supplies. They started out small. Both working medium pay jobs. They did not eat a lot to save money. It took them about 7 months to raise 20,000. Hope was lost. There dreams seemed lightyears away. Jason dipped into the Bungie "funds" and decided to go gambling for one night. He had totally blown over 3,000 dollars on Texas Hold'em. His last couple bucks he decided to spend on the slot machine. He sat put his money in the slot, pulled down on the lever, and prayer to God. The numbers popped up one after the other. 7.........7.........7. He had hit the jackpot. He was given 1,000,000 dollars in cash. He came home and when Alex saw the money he about had a heart attack. Their dream had come true.......................

**************THE END***************



[Edited on 12.29.2008 9:25 AM PST]

  • 12.22.2008 10:18 PM PDT

A E I OWNED U

Wait, so two mountain dews wrote this in 30 minutes!?

Posted by: skinnbonez195
Posted by: xJOSRGEx113
i read it
and enjoyed it


Thanks, its amazing what 30 minutes and 2 Mountain Dews and do.

  • 12.22.2008 10:21 PM PDT
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lololololo

thats actually pretty accurate

  • 12.22.2008 10:22 PM PDT

lol totally awesome

  • 12.22.2008 10:29 PM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

"Click clack blast em"

Posted by: Abyssmal
lol totally awesome


Thanks, I really hope a Bungie Employee can read this.

  • 12.22.2008 10:32 PM PDT

Wolfgang (Barrett)

Yeah!!!!! I hate BKs!

  • 12.22.2008 10:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: skinnbonez195
Posted by: xJOSRGEx113
i read it
and enjoyed it


Thanks, its amazing what 30 minutes and 2 Mountain Dews and do.


I'll need a few mountain dews before i'll be able to read all of that.

  • 12.22.2008 10:34 PM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

"Click clack blast em"

Posted by: iTz ABuSiVE
Posted by: skinnbonez195
Posted by: xJOSRGEx113
i read it
and enjoyed it


Thanks, its amazing what 30 minutes and 2 Mountain Dews and do.


I'll need a few mountain dews before i'll be able to read all of that.



its long but very juicy.

  • 12.22.2008 10:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun
I agree, but it takes less body shots to kill someone with a BR than headshots.

:o It's like fight club but MUCH MUCH more destructive.

  • 12.22.2008 10:37 PM PDT
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BKs Suck!!!!!! Down with the BKs!!!!!!!! (Lol, new protest sign ideas)

  • 12.22.2008 10:41 PM PDT

Dont Worry, Second is Always the First Loser ;)

We should make like a Huge Clan that protest aginst BK's and like.... Own em in a BR slayer match lol

  • 12.22.2008 10:43 PM PDT
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  • 12.22.2008 10:44 PM PDT
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Can I help you, or were you just browsing?

I love my AK.

Send me a group invite...

... And I will find you, and show you your heart pulled out of your chest whilst you're still alive. :)

Yes!

  • 12.22.2008 10:45 PM PDT
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good read

  • 12.22.2008 10:50 PM PDT

Don't argue with me, we can settle this in a duel.

Down with BKs.Up with um uh...
BKS SUCk BLAM!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Still Screaming*


[Edited on 12.22.2008 10:58 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2008 10:53 PM PDT
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haha, nice story! I laughed

  • 12.22.2008 10:56 PM PDT
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Cuz ima 5 STAR GENERAL!!!!!

lol wow you musta been bored huh

  • 12.22.2008 10:56 PM PDT
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Hahaha. Nice.

  • 12.22.2008 11:08 PM PDT
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I recently picked up this game, so Im not really sure how much of this is based on true events, can someone fill me in plz?

  • 12.22.2008 11:10 PM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

"Click clack blast em"

Its about 80-20 but It percents arent real. Dates are (sometimes). But it is a good read.

  • 12.23.2008 6:40 AM PDT

Halo 3 > Borderlands > Modern Warfare 2

Good story, I lol'ed a few times.

You might want to fix all the spelling errors though.

  • 12.23.2008 6:52 AM PDT

POW!POW!POW!

BK is such a -blam!- word for it lmao.

nobeads would do.

[Edited on 12.23.2008 6:55 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2008 6:54 AM PDT

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