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The creation of Bungie (short)- Page 1
***Some events may not have actually happened***
***This is only to provide entertainment not to persicute anyone***
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By- Skinnbonez195
The Halo 2 days
Halo 2 was one of the best selling games the year it came out. Millions baught it and played online. Connected with friends. Had fun. The objective was simple. Kill as many as you can before time runs out. The whole world was enjoying the magic of Halo 2. That is until about 3 weeks after it got out when all the little brats who begged there moms for the game got done with the campaign. They beat the campaign on Heroic and thought that they would have an easy ride through the regular matchmaking. They hogged rockets sprayed SMG's which most players seem to tollerate. But one day a "inexpearianced" player went into a very high ranked game. BR's on Terminal. The child faught and faught but with his BR he killed no one. He had never seen the wepon used against him before. In campaign he always was on the positive end of the Battle rifle.
He went to Bungie.Net and cried his eyes out as he wrote in a thread. "Bungie get rid of the battle rifle it is a stupid wepon that is totally unfair". When Bungie read this they were shocked. They said "How could anyone dislike the battle rifle. We worked so hard on it." Soon his thread became a hot spot for everyone that disliked the BR to post about it. The legit players posted in his thread about how he was a BK (for bad kid). The name stuck. These BK's took the first to complain as a leader. Followed what ever he did. He was more popular than Bungie itself.
They ranted and ranted about Halo 2 being the most garbage game they had ever played. Bungie was furious. Then the First BK decided that his followers would boycott Halo 2. Stop playing until Bungie would talk to the first. They stopped playing. Bungie lost over 50,000 players in one hour. Microsoft was furious they said "Get back the players or you will be terminated." As much as they didn't want to Bungie had to compromise with the first BK. He wanted a new game but by his rules........
Construction of Halo 3
The first demanded that the melle system be much stronger. This way he could kill with his SMG much easier. He then asked Bungie to put in more ammo in the brute shot that he huged and kissed before he went to bed. Finally he wanted a new more powerful SMG but, he would not call it a mear SMG. It would be called the Assult rifle. Reserected from Halo:CE. Bungie looked at his demands. Even though they did not want to they had no choice. The company rests on the hands of a child probably not younger than 12. One Bungie employee said "Hes got us by the balls, and hes not letting go."
The release of Halo 3
Halo 3 was released almost no time was spent on Campiagn missions. The time was spent souly on the matchmaking demands of the First BK. When it came out Billions baught the game. All were happy with it. Except one group. The BK's. They saw that the BR was inside of the game disc there mothers spent $60 on. Now since the release of Halo 3 Bungie did not have to listen to the BK's but they were heard by the community. There were countless amount of thread claiming that someone was betraying the whole game. Well you see since the BK's had no control over Bungie anymore they decided to be as much of a problem as possible. They were given rules by which to follow. \
1. If someone is talking inturrupt them
2. If there is an enemy and your teammate in your veiw shoot the teammate
3. Loud is golden
4. Continuative talking is key to survival
5. If you get board of your account make a second or third then boost it up with a 50
6. Quit out if you are EVER killed
7. If you need EXP boost
The rules were easy to follow and simple. But OH did they piss off the community. Soon people started proclaiming death to the BK's. The Halo 3 community like Halo 2's was depleating. They pulled something out of the hat that was discussed over starbucks coffee in 5 minutes. They had no idea how or why it was going to work but they proclaimed it to be the solution. It was TU2. TU2 was said to get rid of second accounters, boosters, quiters, and everything else that pissed off there beloved community. The BK's knew that TU2 may accually work. So they decided to preach bad news about TU2. How it would reset our EXP. And ban us for quiting 2 times in a row. The people were shocked. They to started proclaiming false info. Except that most of the community took Bungies side that said "No one is loosing EXP." The battle between Pro TU2 and Anti Tu2 began over the summer of 2008.
The release of TU2
Some were happy some were sad. But the dreaded BK's were finally tunned out. They legit did have to listen to them as long as they stayed at a higher rank. This drove most people to do better and it drove the BK's out. about 30% of the BK's remained. So the first BK unleased a plan so stupid that It had to work. All the BK's would go to the Halo 3 forum and ask for Recon. A bannable offence. But hundreds would post in the thread telling them to shut up. Replying to spam. Also bannable. It worked. 45% of the B.net community was banned. After 2 weeks the whole website went nuts with hate messages to Bungie. Bungie had to do something. Now it wasn't the communitys battle it was there battle.
The downfall
Bungie went on a man hunt. asking ANYONE about the First BK trying to find him. One guy said he had changed his GT 12 times to escape the ban hammer. They made everyone talk spitting info. Soon the Bungie headquarters looked like a full CSI building. All trying to find one BK. Then on October, 24 2008 they found his Xbox. He was sent a message by Bungie. He quickly before opening it sent a message to his followers to live on what he created. They all accepted. He then was banned for life. Any Xbox 360 used at his internet connection was instantly banned. Now the first BK is a bench warmer on his school basketball team. His followers, well they are looked down apon by EVERYONE that plays this wonderful game. But something always pushes them to keep annoying us regular people who try to play the game. Hope you enjoyed this story. =)
***story by Skinnbonez195***
Favorite comments
MR DROZ-I really hope this thread doesn't get locked. It's more like fan-art in the form of story telling than your regular anti-child thread. A nice read.
[Edited on 12.29.2008 9:49 AM PST]