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Subject: The greatest story ever written about BK's ever [Started by one]

How is it possibly accurate. He said the first BK was mad when he played three weeks after buying it on terminal. Terminal was part of the maptacular map pack (obviously not three weeks later) and the obvious use of BK. Until recently almost no one said BK and I wish it stayed that way. Honestly if you're going to insult someone why call them a bad kid, you sound like your eleven.

  • 12.23.2008 7:04 AM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

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Posted by: wiltsch
How is it possibly accurate. He said the first BK was mad when he played three weeks after buying it on terminal. Terminal was part of the maptacular map pack (obviously not three weeks later) and the obvious use of BK. Until recently almost no one said BK and I wish it stayed that way. Honestly if you're going to insult someone why call them a bad kid, you sound like your eleven.


Its not that its accurate it is that I is a good story. Which right now in 24 other peoples eyes it is.

  • 12.23.2008 7:06 AM PDT
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Can you believe it?

This story was both written and started by a Burger King?

  • 12.23.2008 7:09 AM PDT
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I really hope this thread doesn't get locked. It's more like fan-art in the form of story telling than your regular anti-child thread. A nice read.
/thread saved.

  • 12.23.2008 7:21 AM PDT

I have another BK story *

One day whilst playing team slayer with some friends something strange happened. I was suddenly booted from the game. On trying my computer I found that my internet was no longer working.

Being a network engineer by trade I unplugged my modem router from the phoneline and tried to log into it. It took a while but eventually I got the login screen and managed to get into it.

Looking at the security log I noticed that one particular group of IP addressses had been sending my router thousands of corrupted packets. They all had the same first three groups of numbers but the last three digits were different.

I made a copy of the log in notepad and reset the router and reconnected it. Shortly afterward I was once again on the internet.

Taking the IP information from notepad I did a 'reverse lookup' on the numbers to find out where they were. It seemed they all came from one college in the states. Helpfully the information also gave an email address for people to contact their IT department in the case of problems or abuse.

So I wrote an email to them including a copy of the security log and pointing out that performing a denial of service attack by flooding my router was in fact a federal offence. I also asked them if they could ensure it didn't happen again.

Having only spent a few minutes on this I thought nothing more of it and went back to playing Halo.

(Cut to a few days later)

On opening my emails I noticed one from the college in question from their head of IT. He appologised on behalf of the college and infromed me that the players in question had been identified. He then went on to tell me that their entire dorm had been banned from XBL for a period of one month and that if they recieved any further complaints they would be permanently banned from using the college internet connection for XBL.

Moral of the story? BK's beware. It's not just XBL who can get you banned. The legit players can and will fight back against you.

* This is not 'mostly' true. It's all true.

  • 12.23.2008 7:24 AM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

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Posted by: MR DROZ
I really hope this thread doesn't get locked. It's more like fan-art in the form of story telling than your regular anti-child thread. A nice read.
/thread saved.



Thanks!

  • 12.23.2008 8:35 AM PDT

This is really good i don't even know how you came up with this

  • 12.23.2008 8:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: K53 D3STRUCT10N
This is really good i don't even know how you came up with this



Hey richie hope you get an Xbox this year so we can put you in the tourney!

  • 12.23.2008 10:50 AM PDT

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More people should read this.

  • 12.23.2008 4:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImTriForceGUy
How many people will actually read that? (besides me, cause I did. lol)
i did

  • 12.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

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it good

  • 12.27.2008 8:26 AM PDT

Matt1983:Thickest and Maulers title should be "Im black"
Thickest: Not bad. Simple and to the point. "Affirmative Action" works as well.
Matt198: lulz. we need 2 more members. Who else is black?
Saiyan: Im sort of light-brownish. Does that count?
Mcgooch: LOL. no
Saiyan: I give up
Thickest: LMAO

Interesting

  • 12.27.2008 8:29 AM PDT

Posted by: FSV Firehawk
OOC: nature is fuking ghey

wow..that was epic. Nice read!

  • 12.27.2008 8:35 AM PDT

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Shotty Snipers!!!

Good job dude, that was one of the few posts I've actually enjoyed reading here on b.net

  • 12.27.2008 8:52 AM PDT

Strike like ninja, run like b****!

All I can say is "Sweetness!"

  • 12.27.2008 9:13 AM PDT
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Paroday will be missed :(

September 27th 2009

Nice read.

[Edited on 12.27.2008 9:23 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2008 9:23 AM PDT
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Video games give you the option to play against AI (Artificial Intelligence) or against RS (Real Stupidity).

This is one nice, constructive post. Not the typical hate or insult thread. good job.

  • 12.27.2008 9:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: Ix LP xI
This is one nice, constructive post. Not the typical hate or insult thread. good job.


im getting alot of good comments............Im suprised

  • 12.28.2008 10:30 PM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

"Click clack blast em"

Posted by: CooperMW
thats a true story



lol

  • 12.28.2008 11:06 PM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

"Click clack blast em"

read my second story its good.

  • 12.29.2008 9:06 AM PDT

Clan
-_- NumThum -_-

He's got us by the balls, and he's not letting go.

LOL

  • 12.29.2008 9:20 AM PDT
Subject: Great storys about Halo 3, little kids, Bungie, and anything else.

I am the president and the assassin

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Table of contents
Started by One- Page 1
The creation of Bungie (short)- Page 1





***Some events may not have actually happened***
***This is only to provide entertainment not to persicute anyone***

Started by one
By- Skinnbonez195

The Halo 2 days
Halo 2 was one of the best selling games the year it came out. Millions baught it and played online. Connected with friends. Had fun. The objective was simple. Kill as many as you can before time runs out. The whole world was enjoying the magic of Halo 2. That is until about 3 weeks after it got out when all the little brats who begged there moms for the game got done with the campaign. They beat the campaign on Heroic and thought that they would have an easy ride through the regular matchmaking. They hogged rockets sprayed SMG's which most players seem to tollerate. But one day a "inexpearianced" player went into a very high ranked game. BR's on Terminal. The child faught and faught but with his BR he killed no one. He had never seen the wepon used against him before. In campaign he always was on the positive end of the Battle rifle.

He went to Bungie.Net and cried his eyes out as he wrote in a thread. "Bungie get rid of the battle rifle it is a stupid wepon that is totally unfair". When Bungie read this they were shocked. They said "How could anyone dislike the battle rifle. We worked so hard on it." Soon his thread became a hot spot for everyone that disliked the BR to post about it. The legit players posted in his thread about how he was a BK (for bad kid). The name stuck. These BK's took the first to complain as a leader. Followed what ever he did. He was more popular than Bungie itself.

They ranted and ranted about Halo 2 being the most garbage game they had ever played. Bungie was furious. Then the First BK decided that his followers would boycott Halo 2. Stop playing until Bungie would talk to the first. They stopped playing. Bungie lost over 50,000 players in one hour. Microsoft was furious they said "Get back the players or you will be terminated." As much as they didn't want to Bungie had to compromise with the first BK. He wanted a new game but by his rules........

Construction of Halo 3
The first demanded that the melle system be much stronger. This way he could kill with his SMG much easier. He then asked Bungie to put in more ammo in the brute shot that he huged and kissed before he went to bed. Finally he wanted a new more powerful SMG but, he would not call it a mear SMG. It would be called the Assult rifle. Reserected from Halo:CE. Bungie looked at his demands. Even though they did not want to they had no choice. The company rests on the hands of a child probably not younger than 12. One Bungie employee said "Hes got us by the balls, and hes not letting go."

The release of Halo 3
Halo 3 was released almost no time was spent on Campiagn missions. The time was spent souly on the matchmaking demands of the First BK. When it came out Billions baught the game. All were happy with it. Except one group. The BK's. They saw that the BR was inside of the game disc there mothers spent $60 on. Now since the release of Halo 3 Bungie did not have to listen to the BK's but they were heard by the community. There were countless amount of thread claiming that someone was betraying the whole game. Well you see since the BK's had no control over Bungie anymore they decided to be as much of a problem as possible. They were given rules by which to follow. \

1. If someone is talking inturrupt them
2. If there is an enemy and your teammate in your veiw shoot the teammate
3. Loud is golden
4. Continuative talking is key to survival
5. If you get board of your account make a second or third then boost it up with a 50
6. Quit out if you are EVER killed
7. If you need EXP boost

The rules were easy to follow and simple. But OH did they piss off the community. Soon people started proclaiming death to the BK's. The Halo 3 community like Halo 2's was depleating. They pulled something out of the hat that was discussed over starbucks coffee in 5 minutes. They had no idea how or why it was going to work but they proclaimed it to be the solution. It was TU2. TU2 was said to get rid of second accounters, boosters, quiters, and everything else that pissed off there beloved community. The BK's knew that TU2 may accually work. So they decided to preach bad news about TU2. How it would reset our EXP. And ban us for quiting 2 times in a row. The people were shocked. They to started proclaiming false info. Except that most of the community took Bungies side that said "No one is loosing EXP." The battle between Pro TU2 and Anti Tu2 began over the summer of 2008.

The release of TU2
Some were happy some were sad. But the dreaded BK's were finally tunned out. They legit did have to listen to them as long as they stayed at a higher rank. This drove most people to do better and it drove the BK's out. about 30% of the BK's remained. So the first BK unleased a plan so stupid that It had to work. All the BK's would go to the Halo 3 forum and ask for Recon. A bannable offence. But hundreds would post in the thread telling them to shut up. Replying to spam. Also bannable. It worked. 45% of the B.net community was banned. After 2 weeks the whole website went nuts with hate messages to Bungie. Bungie had to do something. Now it wasn't the communitys battle it was there battle.

The downfall
Bungie went on a man hunt. asking ANYONE about the First BK trying to find him. One guy said he had changed his GT 12 times to escape the ban hammer. They made everyone talk spitting info. Soon the Bungie headquarters looked like a full CSI building. All trying to find one BK. Then on October, 24 2008 they found his Xbox. He was sent a message by Bungie. He quickly before opening it sent a message to his followers to live on what he created. They all accepted. He then was banned for life. Any Xbox 360 used at his internet connection was instantly banned. Now the first BK is a bench warmer on his school basketball team. His followers, well they are looked down apon by EVERYONE that plays this wonderful game. But something always pushes them to keep annoying us regular people who try to play the game. Hope you enjoyed this story. =)

***story by Skinnbonez195***



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MR DROZ-I really hope this thread doesn't get locked. It's more like fan-art in the form of story telling than your regular anti-child thread. A nice read.


[Edited on 12.29.2008 9:49 AM PST]

  • 12.22.2008 10:06 PM PDT
Subject: The greatest story ever written about BK's ever [Started by one]

ooga booga boooh

This thread made meh lawl.Really well done,must have taken a lot of time.

  • 12.29.2008 9:30 AM PDT

I am the president and the assassin

"Click clack blast em"

Posted by: jacob crawford
This thread made meh lawl.Really well done,must have taken a lot of time.


30 minutes tops

  • 12.29.2008 9:30 AM PDT

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