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Subject: You Know you have been playing Halo/Halo 2 too long when...
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Cop: "Can I see your license and registration please?"
Me: "OOH BAH BAH!"

  • 07.10.2004 7:05 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

You dress up as the MC for Halloween and ask your ugly friend to be an elite

(got that from EGM)


if you can quote Red vs. Blue

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  • 07.10.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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You've memorized the entire Halo script

And you're a drama teacher(or director) and you want the play to be The Tragedy Of Reach

  • 07.14.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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GuiltySpark doesn't annoy you.

When you're in a choir you sing like GuiltySpark.

  • 07.14.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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When you carry a methane tank around everywhere, and sleep on the job.

"Bill! Why aren't you working?"

"AHHHHH!!! Run away!"

  • 07.14.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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you know youv been playing halo too long when you go to get the chips and salsa all the midgets suddenly get hit by a green hummer.

  • 07.14.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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You've been playing Halo too long, if you've bought an entire suit of Nightmare armor...

...and shot yourself to see if the shields were working...

You've been playing Halo too long when you throw a grenade at your feet to reach a baseball on your neighbor's roof.

  • 07.14.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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you get arrested for bringing firearms to a Slayer concert.

  • 07.14.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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When you go to a library you bring a shotgun, and grenade the air ducts.

  • 07.14.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kamizar
you paint an "X" on all doors and computers just to remeber where to put your fingers
HA HA HA HA!

ok,

when you and your buddy get seperated,you jump off a cliff. then your relize you arent going to respawn.

when you are in a paintball match and youl look on your motion tracker. then its not there.

when you ask your friends to play slayer,they go grab xbox controlers while you grab a shotgun and kil them.

  • 07.15.2004 6:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: justlazy
you might have played halo too long when you realize that after you killed your friend he dosen't respawn

OR

when you want to go outside and play slayer


Aww....you took my idea!

Anyway:

You know you've been playing Halo too long when you steal a flag from your neighbors and yell "I SCORED!" when you return home.

  • 07.15.2004 6:50 AM PDT
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when you go to iraq and kill all the marines

your excuse "they arent any help on legendary anyway!"

  • 07.15.2004 7:04 AM PDT
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when u hear cortona giving u advice on how to do you'r home work

  • 07.16.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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when u see a flash flood in you'r area on t.v. and go out side with a shot gun.

  • 07.16.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: I KILL GRUNTS
when you go to iraq and kill all the marines

your excuse "they arent any help on legendary anyway!"


Thats not the slightest bit funny...

  • 07.16.2004 6:58 PM PDT
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you get arrested for bringing firearms to a Slayer concert.

Good One.

When you play a perfectly strategic game of Ctf on Bg without touching the Rocket or SR.

  • 07.16.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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you mount a chain gun to the back of a golf cart and drive around the neighborhood

  • 07.16.2004 10:47 PM PDT
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You've got to think crazy, of course, because you only get innovation by refining insanity. - Jason Jones

can recite every line of dialog on cue on every difficulty. (i can and i get the strangest looks from my friends)

Or,

Youve played to long when you know when and where enemies will be and tell your friends that are playing coop where and where not to go.

Or,

argue with somone in the forums about what guilty spark means when he says "reclaimer".

Or,

You know you have played to much halo when you beg and pleed to the dnr and governement to legalize and set up a flood hunting season.

Least and not last, you know you have played to much halo when you ask your mom what is gonna be in the food nipple for dinner.

  • 07.16.2004 11:57 PM PDT
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when ur driving ur jeep wrangle and jump out try to side step to jump into the back where the laag is sopposed to be...but when u jump out... lets not get into that part shall we

  • 07.17.2004 1:05 AM PDT
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You Know you have been playing Halo/Halo 2 too long when...

halo2 isn't out yet so how would we know what it's like

  • 07.17.2004 1:10 AM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when that blue target reticule is burnd in your vision.

You know you play way way to much halo when it turns red when you look at someone.

  • 07.17.2004 1:46 AM PDT
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You're mind becomes one with the X-box.

  • 07.17.2004 6:50 AM PDT
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u know uve been playing to much when.... when u say die grunt to ur lil sister and she says im gunna bite ur knee caps off!!! and u pull out a pistole / u know what happens next :(

orrrr when u try to ramp ur moms small little sports car with a hummer

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  • 07.17.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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When it's dark out and you mistakenly kick the crap out of a midget ( nothing against them) thinking it was a grunt.

  • 07.17.2004 9:23 AM PDT

When you are watching a movie and there is some huge battle. Then when it is over, you think to yourself "hit X to reload"

  • 07.17.2004 11:16 AM PDT

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