- Pink Menace
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- Elder Mythic Member
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Dude. You like need to get over the fact that
A. I'm not -blam!-. I'm as straight as they come. Also, even if I was -blam!-, why would that be bad.
B. Excommunicado is not my -blam!- lover. Nor (to my knowlage) is he -blam!-.
C. Laser Wars is over and you have made a complete ass of yourself. I hope you know everybody now hates you.