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Subject: WIN PRIZES! Guess the Desk!

GUESS THE DESK!


Can you tell whose desk is whose? It's worth figuring out. We will award the first seven correct entries – those who correctly match the desk number with its Bungie owner – and email their answers to [email]webmaster@bungie.com[/email] a pile of financially worthless, yet historically invaluable Bungie goodies. Now if you're reading this after July 7th, 2004, chances are all seven winners have already emailed their answers. But don't sweat it – we'll run more contests in the future.


Desk 1: Disgusting really. A film of sticky filth is the only thing keeping the garbage pile on this desk from sliding onto the floor. Undecorated, shades drawn, this desk reeks of chaos, darkness and horror. And possibly poo. Who could it belong to? Whoever this desk belongs to, is a disgusting, aesthetically challenged freak.





Desk 2: This desk speaks of a smoldering machismo, with its pink Diva sign and flower shaped rug. Who could this belong to? On the corkboard in back are pictures of cute babies and fabulous shoes, and a white ermine-trimmed plush heart completes the picture. Whoever this desk belongs to, they're clearly an ice-veined killer with no regard for human life.





Desk 3: This desk is almost hopelessly obtuse. An animator might have statues and artwork all over the place, and a musician would have like, maybe Clef notes and a piano tie hanging on his desk. But this one is a total mystery. Well, apart from the gigantic new Zealand flag hanging above it.





Desk 4: This desk is very, very old. It's older than a dinosaur failing an eye exam at a Florida department of motor vehicles. Atop the monitor lies a small bowl of defective M&Ms, and beside that, an unsubmitted complaint… about the complaints box! Who could this desk belong to?





Desk 5: This desk wasn't even here a moment ago. Whoever this desk belongs to is some kind of nomad. As a matter of fact, it's possible to follow a trail of prior desks and garbage to an original source. He takes them over, and he abandons them. Previous droppings include pictures of babies and Bronco parts.




Desk 6: This desk is great, eh? The tang of Molson, the texture of Poutine and a complete yet ironic lack of movement. There are actually plenty of clues to the owner's identity, and forum regulars will guess this in an instant.




Desk 7: This desk will destroy us all! Under that rubble, we hear it's mat black.





So remember, the first seven readers to correctly identify the owners of the desks will win a bag of crap, erm, classic goodies... email those answers to [email]webmaster@bungie.com[/email]

  • 07.07.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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Yeah right, no human can have desks like THAT! I don't belive it...

  • 07.07.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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I refuse to guess randomly. I have a feeling that some people might take offence at being accused of being the owner of one of those desks.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 3:27:41 PM]

  • 07.07.2004 3:27 PM PDT
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How is anyone supposed to do that? is the first one yours Frankie? And number six looks big and important... is that... someone big and important's?

[Edited on 7/7/2004 3:39:32 PM]

  • 07.07.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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Wait, are we supposed to email our answers or PM, should we include our B.net name in the email then or what?

  • 07.07.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

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I'm going to E-mail them and them put my username there.
That's what I did.

  • 07.07.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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I actually think I got mine right, or do we have to guess all of them? I only guessed two, do you mean the first of Oh god what does any of it mean!!!

  • 07.07.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

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I really hope that we don't have to guess all of them, I was only able to get one of them.

  • 07.07.2004 4:05 PM PDT
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I know I got at least two right.

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all that really matters now is who got it right first.

  • 07.07.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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So when do we find out who wins? or if we even did it right?

  • 07.07.2004 4:37 PM PDT
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We don't. The prize is that all those who was wrong get laughed at and the first 7 gets... nothing. Thats what I think.

No, I have no idea as you can see.

  • 07.07.2004 4:46 PM PDT

I think that I got them. Of course, I cheated.

  • 07.07.2004 5:41 PM PDT
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I wish I could have cheated.

  • 07.07.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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You just have to, didn't you? Well, I probably have everyone wrong so it should not care for me...

  • 07.07.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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I sent my answers in, but I won't trust to hope...

Good luck everyone!

  • 07.07.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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jeez and i thought MY organisation was bad

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  • 07.07.2004 5:50 PM PDT
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Do mods even get to play? I don't think it's fair if they can. But when do we find out? because I'm in Germany right now, and here it's like 3 in the morning and the day after tomorrow I go on a long plane ride back to Calfornia, So I don't know when I'l be back on.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 5:52:34 PM]

  • 07.07.2004 5:50 PM PDT

No, I didn't ask anyone. I found another, simpler way to cheat. But it was probably a deliberate clue.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 5:53:07 PM]

  • 07.07.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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I don't have a clue.

  • 07.07.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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Wow, you're cheap. ;) It wasn't that hard anyways, the descriptions are a little "too descriptive" I think.

  • 07.07.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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i know its some1 who works at bungie

  • 07.07.2004 5:59 PM PDT

the descriptions are a little "too descriptive" I think.
If I'm right then one's a little bit misleading.

  • 07.07.2004 6:00 PM PDT