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Ok- if you think this is a depressing topic- heres a funny story.
I had to go to a church youth group retreat. Which sucked. But anyway- there was this one night, where we all got in this big dark silent room. There was incense and sconces lit.
After a very deeply touching sermon, everyone was kneeling down praying. Some people were crying they thought it was so beautiful.
Absolute silence, right?
HONK
At that point, I farted a most impressive fart. Because it was silent, we had to keep the laughter in. And that hurts. Bad.
So my friend goes (after we regain composure 10 minutes later- still the serene environment.) "hey dude, I got one."
And he lets go of a powerful belch, which echoed.
"Oops, wrong end."
Then he let fly another brilliant fart. At this point, we were rolling around, with our shirts off over our mouths to stifle the laughter.
Then a girl- deep in prayer- turned around to us and said- "Would you PLEASE be quiet! People are trying to pray!"
It was also the worst thing because I had to stifle the laughter. And I was laughing so hard, it hurt so bad.
[Edited on 7/7/2004 10:07:24 PM]