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But did the cat stab you because you told him to get a job? No.

  • 07.07.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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Sorry Xeroh but I was laughing at that tale. It was quite good even though I should have empathy.

  • 07.07.2004 8:23 PM PDT
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my family and i were in a car wreck...i ended up being in a coma for like 5 days....the only thing i remember from the wreck is looking up and seeing the glass fly into my face......

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  • 07.07.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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I got a new laptop and dropped it in front of my dad who bought it for me...5 hours after i got it. Thankfully he forgave me and got me a new one..

  • 07.07.2004 8:34 PM PDT

My thumbsticks will be your Doom.... sorry 'bout that.
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This is a real positive topic. Lets all feel sorry for ourselves and for each other. Broken hearts and bones and lost friends and relatives are all sad things. Somethings are inevitable, somethings are just unfortunate (and unecessary) it's how we deal with them and how our experiences shape us that matters. What's the worst thing that ever happened to me? Well I've been shedding a tear or two lately over my girlfriend dumping me but I'm gonna live and I'll heal enough to find another love. Things seem so trivial when considering there are hungry orphans in the world and terrible abuse to women and girls going on in other extreme cultures that i wont mention here.

To paraphrase some lines from Buddhism "Life is suffering" and "Life is a karnic wheel" and last but not least "Nirvana is attained by enlightenment which is escaping the wheel of life".

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  • 07.07.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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Ive failed a few tests

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  • 07.07.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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Ok- if you think this is a depressing topic- heres a funny story.

I had to go to a church youth group retreat. Which sucked. But anyway- there was this one night, where we all got in this big dark silent room. There was incense and sconces lit.
After a very deeply touching sermon, everyone was kneeling down praying. Some people were crying they thought it was so beautiful.

Absolute silence, right?

HONK

At that point, I farted a most impressive fart. Because it was silent, we had to keep the laughter in. And that hurts. Bad.

So my friend goes (after we regain composure 10 minutes later- still the serene environment.) "hey dude, I got one."
And he lets go of a powerful belch, which echoed.
"Oops, wrong end."
Then he let fly another brilliant fart. At this point, we were rolling around, with our shirts off over our mouths to stifle the laughter.
Then a girl- deep in prayer- turned around to us and said- "Would you PLEASE be quiet! People are trying to pray!"

It was also the worst thing because I had to stifle the laughter. And I was laughing so hard, it hurt so bad.

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  • 07.07.2004 10:06 PM PDT
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Well, the rents were outta town a while back, and I left to go to work. And I left the garage door open for 9 hours. Scared the -blam!- outta me, I was thinking my beloved scooter would get stolen. Luckily, everything was there.

And I was at Breckinridge, and I saw a guy come barreling down the mountain and ram a tree. He died instantly. That freaked me out- considering I was only 10.

And the time I thought my friends were going to beat me at Halo- luckily I came back and thoroughly kicked their asses.

  • 07.07.2004 10:17 PM PDT
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keep it flowin' boys and gals

  • 07.08.2004 5:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
I saw this car flip over a guardrail and hit a tree at around a 90 mph...five people were in the car and they all died instantly...I was in baltimore


when i was in amarillo texas i was on the highway and saw a guy swerve off the road and his car hit a concrete posts...i also saw him fly through the windshield and pretty much disengrate on that posts.....disturbing

  • 07.08.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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hahahahahaahhahahahaha

  • 07.08.2004 6:43 AM PDT
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I was married to Britany Spears for three days.

  • 07.08.2004 9:39 AM PDT
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hmmm... When I was in 1st grade I had this bad as hell teacher she was so mean it wasnt funny well thats beside the point well anyway during the last two weeks of school in the 1st grade we were getting ready to go home so were putting the chairs up on the desks and you guys know the metal thing that covers the round plastic thing at the bottum? well 10 minutes later I sliced the skin right next to my eye I was less then a CM from my eye lol and my teacher didnt wanna send me to the Nurse so she could clean me up while my mom came to pick me up to take me to the Hospital.

  • 07.08.2004 9:57 AM PDT
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You people are depressing. Go be on Oprah or something. Gamers like myself tend to not be the caring sort.

  • 07.08.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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In yr 7 (thats the beginning of secondary school here in england) this "friends" started bullying me and being out of order to me. I got it sorted thought, with a little help from Mr Knuckle. Violence is the answer against aliens and wierd school people.

My cousins husband got shot on duty in afghanistan and i was at my nans bedside when she died. Ive had a crappy life, nearly commited suicide 4 times.

O well, there are people worse off.

  • 07.08.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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god people

you seem like alot of poeple have been stabbed

being stabbed would suck so bad

the knife going in to your skin

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im going to make a poll

  • 07.08.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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have at her

  • 07.08.2004 12:29 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ive had a crappy life, nearly commited suicide 4 times.


... Why? Ok get this

One time I was at my house makin pancakes. Now I open the window cuz its hot outside and my hand slips. my other hand trys to get a hold of something; the pancake pan. I throw the pancake pan on the floor as im falling face first onto the burner. It melted the entire left side of my face off. I'm a bionic man now.

No but I broke my two front teeth in half... does that count as bad?

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  • 07.08.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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no, your just a sissy

  • 07.08.2004 1:28 PM PDT

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