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Subject: JOHNS LAST NAME IS......
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ever seen the movie Demolition Man? not saying it's linked or related but the main character, Sly Stallone's name was John Spartan....

  • 07.08.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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lol

  • 07.08.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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his last name is Mcclane, the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson of the original John Mcclane from the Die Hard Movies.

  • 07.08.2004 6:58 PM PDT
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his last name is smith, i'm serious, John Smith, but i got to admit, it sounds a little phocahontas'ish

  • 07.08.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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it could be Doe

  • 07.08.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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ITS Alza me!!!! John Alza!!!!

  • 07.08.2004 7:16 PM PDT

maybe he is a race of his own. MAYBE HE IS PLADE!!!!

  • 07.08.2004 7:20 PM PDT

My thumbsticks will be your Doom.... sorry 'bout that.
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yeah that's it he's plaid... sheesh.

don't you guys know? his last name is "Bad Mutha Fu@*%er..."

  • 07.08.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted By: Nelo Angelo
Jingleheimerschmidt. Middle name Jacob.

Yes! Definitley

  • 07.08.2004 7:26 PM PDT
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I can think of plenty of names like DEERE. His armor is john deere green! Or it could be BOND. or maybe FISHER.

  • 07.08.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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i said it once ill say it again, his last name is SCUZZLEBUT

  • 07.08.2004 7:48 PM PDT
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ide have to say his last name is Johny PooPooPants.

PS its a group X song (the makers of BANG BANG BANG, the mario twins, and shfifty five!)

  • 07.08.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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definitly John Arbuckle (garfield)

  • 07.08.2004 8:13 PM PDT
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Arbuckle lol

  • 07.08.2004 8:46 PM PDT

John Supercalifragalisticexpaladocius-smith

  • 07.08.2004 8:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
READ THIS -blam!-ES

its so obvious, white people never give black people credit, weve seen it all through history, jesus christ, black man, babe ruthe, blackk man, modana, sleeps with black men, think about it, they just said john was white to cover up his true color, BLACK


Well, they turned Michal jackson white...why not the chief?

J/k, I really dont care what he looks like. As long as Halo 2 kicks ass.

  • 07.08.2004 8:57 PM PDT
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Although Fall of Reach clearly states he has brown hair, and freckles, and gives evidence to him being a caucasian male, it doesn't matter what so ever. Bungie keeps John's face behind his mask so you can believe what ever you want to believe. Black, white, hispanic, asian/oriental or Indian, it is irrelevant. You are able to imagine who ever or whatever is behind his head gear, and adds to the Halo experience.

[Edited on 7/8/2004 9:02:41 PM]

  • 07.08.2004 9:01 PM PDT

i hope we never see whats under the mask. It would ruin part of the mystery that surnounds him.

  • 07.08.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ghost Toon
i hope we never see whats under the mask. It would ruin part of the mystery that surnounds him.


I entirely agree with you.

  • 07.08.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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John the farmer, yeah this is his name.



Clan HC on XBC
only quebecois

  • 07.08.2004 9:09 PM PDT
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Every1 here is the answer. Is the blackest of the black, is he the whitest if the white, which either he is he'll kill the covanent all night.
lol that was -blam!- i know but who really cares wat color he is. Why does he have 2 b black or white? Y couldnt he be Mexican or even Chinese? Ok the Chinese thing is probably not it but mabye the mexican thing.

  • 07.08.2004 9:11 PM PDT
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RIGHT ON BRO!!

  • 07.08.2004 9:22 PM PDT
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The jokes on you all! He's really a woman, and his real name in Joan, not John! Hahahaahah, bet ya didn't see that plot twist coming in halo 2 o.O

  • 07.08.2004 9:35 PM PDT
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actually i heard that the cheif was bleack when halo 1 came out, but after reading the books it says he has freckles.i dont want to admit this and im surprised that my blackness is letting me but, some blacks actually do get freckles u just cant see them as well. and his voice sounds like it could b either white or black.but i think that the cheif was originally designed to b black when halo 1 came out but he was later changed to white bcuse he was so popular (they changed jesus to white even though he was black)

  • 07.08.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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Jesus wasn't black, just dark skinned, i mean, comon, he's from the middle east.

  • 07.08.2004 9:47 PM PDT

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