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Today, I realized that Halo 3 is like a drug.
It alters your mind into thinking it is such a great game but in the deep confines of your sub-conscience you know that this game is not great. And as you play you begin more and more to hate it, and scream at the top of your lungs, and threaten to break your copy of this over-hyped, overrated, video game. You scream "Bull-blam!-!" until your lungs are on the verge of collapsing. You come to the brink of entering an emotional break-down, and cry. You despise this game, you cannot stand it, but for some reason you continue to play game after dreadful game full of the same bull-blam!- you just were subject to for the past 6 hours. You continue to play until you decide you have had enough (just for now). You stop to play another game in hopes to calm yourself down and maybe gain some confidence. Then you go back and you find yourself in the same place as before; pissed off, screaming, and about to snap that lousy piece of plastic into a thousand tiny shards of bull-blam!-. You decide to quit for the night, but as you lay in your bed you cant stop thinking about Halo. It itches your nerves and pokes at your mind as you try to dose off, but the sickening effect of this game is just too persistent. So you put on some headphones and fall asleep so that you can wake up the next morning to witness yet more misery. You don't actually want to play, but somehow, some way you end up playing. You cant help yourself. You cant stop playing this miserable game; this game that you despise. It eats on your brain and deteriorates your soul. You continue to play and play and play. You receive more and more bull-blam!- than ever. You step into an emotional breakdown--you get angered. You cant force yourself to throw your controller so you throw something else. It hits the wall, but that just isn't enough to satisfy your Halo inspired rage. You stand up out of your chair smashing the open button on your console you pick up the disk and almost go to break it, but no--NO! You cannot put yourself to it. You couldn't waste this game. But you want to so bad. You want to see that piece of plastic shattered about your floor, but its not gonna happen today. You place your Halo 3 disk back in its respective tray, and close it. You promise to yourself that you wont get mad this time. You say that you just want to have fun and cool out. But is that even possible? You don't know, you just keep on playing the game. Trying not to get pissed off, but you do get pissed off. Very pissed off. Pissed off enough to get up and do what you did previously, but instead of placing that disk back where it was, you stare at it. You think about how much you hate it, and how much it has controlled you and altered and changed you. You begin to become furious. Then it happens. The thing you have so long waited for. The moment when the strain is released from your mind. You snap and so does that worthless piece of plastic you are holding. You begin to pull at it and bend it and snap it. You feel more and more satisfaction as it breaks more and more until you throw it to the ground. But if that wasn't enough you proceed to smash and punch the almighty "Collectors Edition" case to malformed tin scrap. You are in shock for a brief moment. Then you realize that all your worries are gone. Your life has instantaneously turned around, for the better.
This is what happened to me today.
And i just want to say
"-blam!- you Bungie!
You are all -blam!- ups!
I wish you all were -blam!- dead!
-blam!- you!
-blam!- you!
-blam!- you!"
Have a nice day knowing that some -blam!- 16 year old has just obliterated your piece of -blam!- game. Although you all don't care about one little game, because you sold millions of these -blam!-s didn't you?!?!?! Oh well. I feel better about my life now that Halo 3 is out of it!
I cant believe my mind was so weak to have been caught in the trap we all know as Halo!
Who ever is reading this should know that they shouldn't let themselves be trapped like i was!
Its not worth it!
Just stop playing now!
The most sad thing is, this game has made me contemplate thoughts of suicide!
What the -blam!-!
That's -blam!- up!
What was I thinking?!?!!?
Oh well, that era in my life is over!
Good -blam!- riddance!
-blam!- you Bungie!
[Edited on 02.14.2009 10:01 PM PST]