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Subject: Halo 2 retail box warnings!
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Warning: have spare pants ready!

  • 07.08.2004 2:19 PM PDT

May cause infertility (by distracting you from sex).

  • 07.08.2004 2:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stalking Puma
Warning: have spare pants ready!
I think that would be the best warning.

  • 07.08.2004 2:20 PM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

Service Record

Game may cause sudden blindness because it's so awesome.

or

Relatives of the purchaser of this game should NOT be alarmed when the purchaser of this game isn't seen for several days.

[Edited on 7/8/2004 2:21:45 PM]

  • 07.08.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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Warning: Purchase of this game gives Bungie the rights to
your Mother.

The question is, would you still buy Halo 2?

  • 07.08.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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I thought it was a joke when I first bust out my xbox and looked at the Halo manual. There, covering an entire page, it went on and on about how colorful the graphics were and how it could cause siezures and headaches, etc, etc. I thought that was simply understood (heraldes back to the old days when i got headaches playing super mario nonstop). I thought it was a joke, almost even bragging about how awesome the graphics of the game was. "Our graphics are so awesome they'll make you puke!" Then I realized - they weren't kidding.

("Warning: Keep vomit bag in close proximity.")

That, and the warning about keeping small children and dogs away from underneath the xbox. "Look out below!" WHAM.

  • 07.08.2004 3:19 PM PDT

"FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION: Ensure brain is engaged before putting keyboard into gear."
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Possible side effects include loss of appetite, rapid weight loss, dry and irritated eyes, repetitive strain injury, obsessive-compulsive behaviour, repeated sub-vocalised profanity, and incontinence. Can be habit forming.

-- Steve'd still buy it even with the warning label.

  • 07.08.2004 3:21 PM PDT
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How about:

!WARNING: DO NOT REMOVE THIS LABEL!

  • 07.08.2004 3:41 PM PDT

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WARNING: May cause broken thumbs and yelling at inatimate objects (TV)

  • 07.08.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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WARNING! WILL BREAK WHEN BROKEN

WARNING! WILL BE HOT WHEN HEATED

WARNING! WILL CAUSE DEATH IF SHATTERED AND THRUSTED INTO NECK/GUT

WARNING! THIS IS NOT A FRIZBE OR A CONTACT LENSE

  • 07.08.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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WARNING: May cause injury to social life

WARNING: Some assembly required. See WARNING label for details

WARNING: Contents are kept under extreme pressure. Opening this box may cause death, and in some extreme cases, a serious loss of a Halo 2 copy."

WARNING: Halo 2 may cause drowsiness, internal bleeding, and heart attacks. Halo 2 is not for everyone. See your doctor before using Halo 2.

WARNING: I'm too tired to think of another WARNING idea.




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  • 07.08.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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bring a spare pair of panties ladies youll need em

  • 07.08.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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Warning: May cause loss of sleep

Warning: May cause anger problems, broken controller, broken tv, broken xbox

Warning: May cause WET DREAMS

  • 07.08.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: johny joe
WARNING! WILL BREAK WHEN BROKEN

WARNING! WILL BE HOT WHEN HEATED

WARNING! WILL CAUSE DEATH IF SHATTERED AND THRUSTED INTO NECK/GUT

WARNING! THIS IS NOT A FRIZBE OR A CONTACT LENSE


Sad thing is, if someone actually did some of those, they could sue if there was no warning label...

Here's mine. I've always envisioned the H2 box having something like this on it.

WARNING: This products active ingrediants include kickass gameplay, awesome graphics and uber-ownage. These ingrediants have been known to cause sore tumbs, red eyes, sometimes itchy and/or sore, loss of appetite, loss of sleep, loss of motivation, unexpected bowel movements, and dehydration. If you experiance any of these symptoms, is is highly recommended that you ignore them. Beware; these ingrediants are highly addictive. It is recommended that once an addiction has occured, that you do nothing to combat it. Do not use this product in conjunction with other games...a drug interaction, resulting in the majority of your xbox games being sold, may occur.

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  • 07.08.2004 8:25 PM PDT
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Warning: May Cause Grunt Like Behavior

  • 07.08.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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If Halo 2 had a warning aimed at buyers on the retail box, what would it say?

  • 07.08.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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may cause rapid grade decrease!

  • 07.10.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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Flood warning

  • 07.10.2004 8:11 PM PDT
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Warning: This may be the last game you purchase.

Warning: Acting like MC out side of the game may cause death or popularity (LOL).

Caution: Multiple sezures are likely, just disregaurd and return to playing.

Caution: Drop in I.Q. is expected (due to; no scholl, no work, no nothing but halo 2).

  • 07.10.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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Warning: see the warning for more detail.

  • 07.10.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: SilentHunter
Posted by: johny joe
WARNING! WILL BREAK WHEN BROKEN

WARNING! WILL BE HOT WHEN HEATED

WARNING! WILL CAUSE DEATH IF SHATTERED AND THRUSTED INTO NECK/GUT

WARNING! THIS IS NOT A FRIZBE OR A CONTACT LENSE


Sad thing is, if someone actually did some of those, they could sue if there was no warning label...

Here's mine. I've always envisioned the H2 box having something like this on it.

WARNING: This products active ingrediants include kickass gameplay, awesome graphics and uber-ownage. These ingrediants have been known to cause sore tumbs, red eyes, sometimes itchy and/or sore, loss of appetite, loss of sleep, loss of motivation, unexpected bowel movements, and dehydration. If you experiance any of these symptoms, is is highly recommended that you ignore them. Beware; these ingrediants are highly addictive. It is recommended that once an addiction has occured, that you do nothing to combat it. Do not use this product in conjunction with other games...a drug interaction, resulting in the majority of your xbox games being sold, may occur.


Ya it is pretty sad that now a days they have to point out THE MOST oviouse (I know I misspelled that) things so they can't be sued, anywho heres mine:

WARNING: Constent playing of H2 may cause cursing, yelling, destroyed Xbox, or destroyed H2 disc (Note: we are not respoincible for ANY of these symptoms)

WARNING: Constent playing of H2 may cause little/no sleep, bad grades at school, being fired for not showing up at work, lots of hunger pains, dry mouth, and smelly house and body. Note: If you experiance any of these symptons ignore them and keep playing the game, though after you finsh the game you may be sorry, ex:Sudden loss of electricity because of lack to pay exlectric bill, nothing to eat because it all went bad.

  • 07.10.2004 8:49 PM PDT
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Warning : Excessive use of product may result in carpul tunnel syndrome, epilepsie, and eventually seisures. Please break from playing the game on a consistent half hour basis and rest your eyes by doing non repetative hane movememts and focusing your eyes on items at diferent lenths and angles from where you are sitting. Should you choose not to do this there is pretty much nothing we can do about it, since we know you arent going to follow this warning label anyway...

  • 07.10.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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Warning: Keep hands in an upright position, and do not attempt to get out while the ride is in motion. Please remove all loose items before boarding Halo 2, now sit back, and enjoy the next week of your life.

P.S. If you feel you feel motion sickness coming on reach bend over, and puke onto the nearest playstation.

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  • 07.10.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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WARNING: This game contains intense sequences of awesomeness. If awesomeness does not accure please contact brain doctor imediently.

  • 07.10.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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F(_)CK THE WARNINGS ILL STILL BUY IT

  • 07.10.2004 9:21 PM PDT

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