- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: SilentHunter
Posted by: johny joe
WARNING! WILL BREAK WHEN BROKEN
WARNING! WILL BE HOT WHEN HEATED
WARNING! WILL CAUSE DEATH IF SHATTERED AND THRUSTED INTO NECK/GUT
WARNING! THIS IS NOT A FRIZBE OR A CONTACT LENSE
Sad thing is, if someone actually did some of those, they could sue if there was no warning label...
Here's mine. I've always envisioned the H2 box having something like this on it.
WARNING: This products active ingrediants include kickass gameplay, awesome graphics and uber-ownage. These ingrediants have been known to cause sore tumbs, red eyes, sometimes itchy and/or sore, loss of appetite, loss of sleep, loss of motivation, unexpected bowel movements, and dehydration. If you experiance any of these symptoms, is is highly recommended that you ignore them. Beware; these ingrediants are highly addictive. It is recommended that once an addiction has occured, that you do nothing to combat it. Do not use this product in conjunction with other games...a drug interaction, resulting in the majority of your xbox games being sold, may occur.
Ya it is pretty sad that now a days they have to point out THE MOST oviouse (I know I misspelled that) things so they can't be sued, anywho heres mine:
WARNING: Constent playing of H2 may cause cursing, yelling, destroyed Xbox, or destroyed H2 disc (Note: we are not respoincible for ANY of these symptoms)
WARNING: Constent playing of H2 may cause little/no sleep, bad grades at school, being fired for not showing up at work, lots of hunger pains, dry mouth, and smelly house and body. Note: If you experiance any of these symptons ignore them and keep playing the game, though after you finsh the game you may be sorry, ex:Sudden loss of electricity because of lack to pay exlectric bill, nothing to eat because it all went bad.