- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Warning: Before you play this game, make sure you take a shower, put on really comfortable clothes, eat a whole lot, and feel your palms. For the next couple of months, you will never eat, shower, change yoru clothes, or have dry palms EVER AGAIN.
Warning: Do not attempt to use a chainsaw to cut this product in half. If you do, a bunch of Halo geeks will most likely track you down and murder you.
Warning: Dont let your mom play this game. She'll probably tell you its "inaappropriate" and you might never see it again. Then you might die.Or go on a killing spree, get sent to jail, and die there
Bungie is not responsible for death and/or punishment by law. If you come to us, we'll just tell you to read these warning.
Warning: If you are a stupid No0b who TK's and/or camps a whole lot, dont play Halo 2 with other people the first day it comes out. You may ruin their gaming experince, causing them to severly injure and/or kill you.