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Subject: Halo 2 retail box warnings!

WARNING: smoking this product may cause birth defects.

  • 07.10.2004 9:33 PM PDT
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Warning: Have Xbox plugged into TV infront of toilet with a mini fridge or awsomeness may not be used to full extent.

  • 07.10.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Warning: Before you play this game, make sure you take a shower, put on really comfortable clothes, eat a whole lot, and feel your palms. For the next couple of months, you will never eat, shower, change yoru clothes, or have dry palms EVER AGAIN.

Warning: Do not attempt to use a chainsaw to cut this product in half. If you do, a bunch of Halo geeks will most likely track you down and murder you.

Warning: Dont let your mom play this game. She'll probably tell you its "inaappropriate" and you might never see it again. Then you might die.Or go on a killing spree, get sent to jail, and die there

Bungie is not responsible for death and/or punishment by law. If you come to us, we'll just tell you to read these warning.

Warning: If you are a stupid No0b who TK's and/or camps a whole lot, dont play Halo 2 with other people the first day it comes out. You may ruin their gaming experince, causing them to severly injure and/or kill you.

  • 07.10.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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Warning: While in game play do not attempt to: Blink, sneeze, yawn, cough, get up, turn off xbox, or eat. You may however look at the TV constantly and have a liquid beverage without looking down, if you do not think you can handle the simple task of notbeing able to feel around for it then do not attempt to, If you do happen to turn away from the TV Halo2 may never beable to use again.

  • 07.10.2004 10:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Darth01
I go around the world leaving a path of destruction in my wake. When I come to a city, grown men cry and women wail. I collect the skulls of my enemies and display them for all to see.........I also kick puppies. For fun.

WARNING: Will self-destruct when opened!

What would you do?

  • 07.11.2004 2:58 PM PDT
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WARNING: May cause holes in floor due to uncontrollable stomping, loss of voice due to uncontrollable screaming, and possible missing persons reports.

WARNING: When playing this game, do not forget about your job, family, children, or other responsibilities that are vital to your health and the health of others. Failure to complete these responsibilities could cause death, disease, or serious loss of job.

  • 07.11.2004 3:10 PM PDT
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WARNING: Do not attempt to use heavy machinery or sharp objects while using this product. Doing so may cause serious injury or even death.

WARNING: Loss of this product may cause angry rage that could result in the death of everyone within 100 miles. Anger management guides and a digital psychiatrist are included in this package to minimize the chances of such an angry rage.

  • 07.11.2004 3:15 PM PDT

I drive the vehicles

Parents and Teachers grades may suddenly drop during play of this game

DO NOT ENTER ROOM WHILE THIS GAME IS IN PLAY UNLESS YOU WANT TO PLAY IT!

[Edited on 7/11/2004 3:50:29 PM]

  • 07.11.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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WARNING: Halo 2 may ruin relationships. DO NOT ENTERRUPT YOUR BOY/GIRL FRIEND WHILE THEY ARE PLAYING HALO 2.

WARNING: Halo 2 is not for everyone. Side effects include: nausea, high blood pressure, TKs, locked retinas (is that a disease???), pissed-off-ness, or extreme bliss.

WARNING: Dual wielding is not for everyone, consult your doctor to see if you have enough skill to pull two triggers simultaneously.

WARNING: The divine greatness that is Halo 2 should not be played if you suffer from: High blood pressure (Hypertension), back pain, heart disease, TK, controller throwing, TV punching, or schizophenria.

  • 07.11.2004 3:45 PM PDT
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WARNING: Product should not be drooled on, kissed, hugged, worshipped, licked, or any other things you can think of besides "played".

  • 07.11.2004 8:07 PM PDT

"The strength of the pack is the wolf, the strength of the wolf is the pack."

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me..."

ODST for life

WARNING: this game may cause major loss of brain cells if played for more than 3 days.

NOTICE: no matter how much you say it, this game does NOT contain nicatein.

WARNING: this game is highly addictive, the anti-halo2 patch may be need to be worn(not that it will help)

  • 07.11.2004 8:19 PM PDT
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this is a warning label for the plasma sword:

WARNING: Do not try to stop blade with hands or genitals.

  • 07.11.2004 8:30 PM PDT
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WARNING: If game is not working and eyes are burning, you have accidently put the game in your eye please try again.

  • 07.11.2004 8:52 PM PDT
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Surgeon General's Warning
Playing Halo 2 can lead to habit forming desire to play the game constantly. Symptoms include drooling, eyes staring, and unwillingness to even get up to go to the bathroom. Please consult your doctor before playing an awesome game like Halo 2.

  • 07.11.2004 9:01 PM PDT
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Warning:women must have another pair of panites in close proximity. Even better, none at all

  • 07.11.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deidg Nactal
WARNING: smoking this product may cause birth defects.


ROFL!

  • 07.11.2004 9:04 PM PDT
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ya



[Edited on 7/11/2004 9:08:09 PM]

  • 07.11.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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NOTICE: The "halo 2" Disc was not designed to replace ones extremities.

  • 07.11.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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WARNING: Product will cause you to drive home dangerously fast and break several traffic laws. Bungie does not condone or take responsibility for your actions.

  • 07.12.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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WARNING: May cause Nocturnal Emissions

  • 07.12.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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WARNING: HALO 2....NUFF SAID

[Edited on 7/12/2004 5:27:08 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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WARNING: The "M" rating on this game does not mean anything. The game will rox0r your box0rz regardless of what your mom says. Disregard any "sickness" you feel when you see blood and stop being a pansy. Sneak over to EB or Target, or Wal-Mart in the night. Then buy this game. If you start feeling a need to kill people in real life after playing this, don't.

(fine print) Bungie is not responsible for any lawsuits due to killings that were influenced by Halo 2. Stop being a moron and live life.
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WARNING: This game will own regardless of what you think. Buy it. Play all the way through Halo one, and stop saying the plot sucks. Microsoft is not evil or bad because "they make too much money". This could even be on Xbox Next, so stop denying your true feelings and play HALO!

[Edited on 7/12/2004 6:14:19 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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WARNING: DO NOT SHOVE DOWN THROAT

WARNING: CHOCKING HAZARD (IF FIRST WARNING IS IGNORED)

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TOTALY POINTLESS WARNINGS

  • 07.12.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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WARNING: May cause you to tell all your friends how awsome Halo 2 is, and they already know, and they will think you're annoying, therefore losing friends.

(more fine print) Bungie is not responsible for loss of friends.

WARNING: If you are not loyal enough to Bungie, and do not send us love and money, then baby Jesus will cry.

WARNING: May cause you to repeadedly stick your -blam!- through the hole in the disc. Bungie is not responsible for any scratches or loss of skin due to scratching on your crotch.

[Edited on 7/12/2004 6:20:02 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 6:17 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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Warning: Prolonged exposure to this product may cause multiple side affects. Side affects may include:

wetting of the pants, drooling, paralyisis (unable to move from couch), loss of voice, arthritis, heart attacks, and numbness.

Be sure to talk to your docter, your best bud, or Bungie before you purchase this product.

Halo 2 Kicks arse!

  • 07.12.2004 6:22 PM PDT

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