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Subject: Halo 2 retail box warnings!
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WARNING: Halo will always be better than you, and you know it. If you hate Halo, you cannot accept this fact. No, Halo does not suck. Cry, baby, cry.

  • 07.12.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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Warning: games in the future are closer than they appear

  • 07.12.2004 6:28 PM PDT
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Warning: Naked pictures of Frankie not included


(In a second thought, this warning may hurt sales, so forget about it....)

  • 07.12.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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WARNING-the only thing that can compair to this games pure greatness it the utter lack of life the you will have once you play it
WARNING-after playing you do concent to give all posesions in this life and the next to bungie co.(includeing but not limited to) all material posesions excludeing 1 tv 1 xbox and this disk also includes forfit of car drivers licens firstborn child(male) and one imortal soul
WARNING-you have been warned
WARNING-halo 2 disk will destroy any ps2 or gamecube withing a 100 yard radious of the point of opening
WARNING-may cause insamnia and dehidration as well as malnerishment, artificial insimination, and canser as usual

  • 07.12.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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WARNING: The sheer coolness of this game may form a black hole, and consume all life in the Milky Way galaxy.




[Edited on 7/12/2004 6:50:33 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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WARNING: may cause -blam!- leakage.

  • 07.12.2004 6:50 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

May cause PS2 and Gamecube difficulties

  • 07.12.2004 7:00 PM PDT
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Warning: May cause inferior systems and games (everything) to get shoved into closets.

  • 07.12.2004 7:18 PM PDT
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Haha Pez, RW owns.

WARNING: May cause unexpected ejaculation upon opening.

  • 07.12.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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WARNING: Package Contains Excessive Amounts of BLAM

  • 07.13.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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I think that halo 2 will come with a gas mask that has built in surround sound, smellovision, and eye lubricators (so you dont have to blink)

and the warning will go something like this:
Warning: Removing the mask during gameplay will result in your face being sucked off.

  • 07.13.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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WARNING!
Read Warning Label First Before Playing This Game!


That would keep the idiots and n00bs busy for a while! :D

  • 07.13.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Warning! may cause extereme behavior including yelling curses to inanimate objects, speaking/writing covonant, or eratic anger tord sony and ps2!


Caution!: do not destroy, mame, spit, throw, eat, or in any other way harm this disc or the Under ground will track you down and torture you with ps2.

  • 07.20.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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Warning: opening and use of content may cause lose of family friends job and rapid decrease in health due to none stop game play also some may loose their mobility due to their a$$ being to sore to move after you are done using the product

  • 07.20.2004 7:31 PM PDT

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