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Subject: On Red Versus Blue, Who is dumber
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i watch red versus blue and i love it, but who is the dumbest guy out there. im thinkin Caboose but Donut is reallly Stupid, what are your thoughs, and who do you like more, red or blue team

  • 07.09.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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have you seen the 4th of july one? Caboose is by far the dumbest

  • 07.09.2004 10:42 AM PDT
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I'd say Caboose, he killed Church! He's in love with Sheila, "Sheilaaa!! Come back to meee!!! I made you a muffin!!", that is pretty dumb!

  • 07.10.2004 5:26 AM PDT
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thats a tough call, they're all pretty inept, cept maybe tex and sanchez...

but I'm gonna have to say caboose. he just keeps getting more retarded as the show progresses.

and im a fan of the reds...


"Simmons, I want you to poison Griff's next meal..."

"Hey Griff, how bout chupa-thingy. Yea. It's got a nice ring to it..."

  • 07.10.2004 8:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: boromeer3
I'd say Caboose, he killed Church! He's in love with Sheila, "Sheilaaa!! Come back to meee!!! I made you a muffin!!", that is pretty dumb!

That is one of my favorite Caboose quotes, and yes, i think caboose is the dumbest.

  • 07.10.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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Donut is dumber! Well he wasn't dumb when he first arrived, but he seemed to get dumber and dumber, until he pretended to be using a jetpack.

  • 07.10.2004 11:53 AM PDT
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i dont know...

Donut stole the Blue Flag without knowing it.
Caboose let him take it.

Donut can be tricked into revealing miltary secrets by ''Truth or Dare''.
Caboose gets hs head stuck in the freezer a lot.

Caboose is in love with an AI.
Caboose dosent know what AI stands for.

Caboose killed Church with a tank.
Caboose killed Sarge while Church's Ghost was possesing him.

Donut pretends he has a jetpack on.
Donut cant tell the differnce between the Blue and Red bases.

Thats all i can think of now....

  • 07.10.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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Id say it is a tight race between Donut and Caboose and Donut thinks their freinds now.But I think Grif and Tucker and Donut and Caboose and Doc on some degree are pretty stupid.But the pink and blue run a pretty tight race on stupidity.

  • 07.11.2004 8:59 PM PDT
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Caboose is dumber. In 38, when sarge and caboose went through the tele port, Sarge said'' Surrender dirtbags!'' then Caboose, who is on his side, says '' ok, i surrender. Now its your turn!'' and before that, Donut says, ''i guess thats this is the calm before the storm'' Then Cabose says '' i call this 'food time', then comes ''nap time'', then comes ''food nap time'' which is my favorite! now really, i think donut has the upper hand there.

  • 07.12.2004 1:44 AM PDT
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Actually, nap time comes first, then food time.

  • 07.12.2004 3:40 PM PDT
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Caboose is the dumbest. You look at him, then look at his next-closest competitor for idiocy, then figure out who is worse off.

  • 07.12.2004 3:53 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Caboose is definantly stupider. Red team is best. I love the quote from Caboose


Donut: I think this what they call the clam before the storm.
Caboose: I call it naptime. Then comes food time. Then comes... Food-Naptime! That is my favorite time of them all.


[Edited on 7/12/2004 4:29:23 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 4:28 PM PDT
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It would be intersting to see what would happen if you stuck Caboose and Donut in a room together for a very long time oh the stupidity.

  • 07.12.2004 4:49 PM PDT