- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Dont you guys know the real dirty tricks??
i am suprised these arent on FRANKIES article, arent you frankie?i thought you guys knew these, well, here, i hope you read through and use it, to post somewhere and make me feel special.
FRANKIE D. LISTEN UP, you said you might post our dirty tricks, well i think mine qualify, please quote my descriptions if you choose to use them, it makes me feels like a cool high rollin bungie-cord man.if you dont quote them i wont really really mind, but you would be letting me down :(....maybe you already knew about these but didnt post them in you dirty trick article because they were TOO dirty and would be like 10 pieces of poo instead of the highest rating(5).
If you are planning on doing these tricks, i advise you play halo while doing them so you dont get too confused. it will help, i think.i also advise you to use 400% health your first times so you wont have to wait on extra shial and or die from explotions.HAVE FUN.
1:at red base get on ghost drive side ways to the wall, get off a few feet before colliding with wall and ZOOOM you are on top of the level.once on top you can get on top of the highest cliff ledge in the level, if you go the opposite way of the highest cliff you can go all the way back in an invisible tunnel behind that shadowy rocky area behind the red base and get really far away from level.
2:at blue base go to the noocky thing sticking out of cliff take ghost up, make some good manuvers and you get to that ledge thing with a pillar thing sticking up. If you dont wanna stay on that ledge move up the invisible wall by driving the ghost backwards up it, if you go up the invisible wall in the right spot you can go right--> over to the pretty high ledge near the red base.
those # 1 and 2 tricks are the best sniping spots, i think. they are also fun while just playing around, and if you wanna get down without losing health from either the highest ledge or the other one that you get to from the blue base, you must creep to the edge and look for a line of dirt patch, and creep off the edge and slide to the patch, you will hopefully you will see what i mean.
#3: at damnation, you want a rocket in your pocket, and an over shiald, i think health needs to be on 150%, not sure. the you got to the green base(thats what i call it) it is really the blue teams base. OK, say you are standing where the flag spawns, near the health spawn, at the top of the ramp; walk over to the doorway where you can see the bridge, ledge, walkway thing that is where the red teleporter teleports to.turn left out of that door way, there is a shiny tube above a little room i call the sexy room. you must back up to the wall that was to the right of that door way then run towards the tube as you are running across the tubes (towards a wall) you must jump and shoot a rocket right after you jump. this should propell you up to the top of the wall you were running towards( when you get to the top of the wall sometimes you need to croouch in order to get on top of it)(crouching at the top of a jump pulls you legs up, dont pull your legs up too early, it slows your upward movement), you are now in a secret area. You think this area is COOL, wait till you see whats next.............. you will see another shiny tube to your left when you get on top of the wall use the JUMP CROUCH technique to get over it, then run staight and a little left and there is a low part of the wall, use a frag to get up on top of that(it is where the wall slopes down). then follow thje slope up and open your eyes wide to the wonderful level of damnation, you are now ON TOP of damn nation, watch your step, and EXPLORE. THERE ARE other ways to get up, trust me, especially with 400% health. by the way, you can follow the tubes that stretch across the "never ending pit that ends", i call the Death Pit, and you will see the cubbies that the waterfalls flow out of, with a plasma grenade thrown on the tube and a well timed and aimed jump you can get in the cubby, IT IS AWESOME.
IT IS very funny firing at them and throwing grenades down, they dont know where it is coming from. when they find out, it is even funnier. i also like trying to jump from high up and punch people in back. CAUTION: the high altitudes can result in death or injury, BE CAREFUL.
now you can lay the smack down on those filthy opposite team master chiefs.
i am getting sick of typing, you, probably reading, unless you are having fun following along learning these tricks while playing. somethings are probably unclear in this post, most likely the BG #1 & 2, just try to understand and follow along. i didnt fell like spending "too much time" on this.
(right now that i am done there are only 4905 characters left, out of 1000, alot of typing for this shint)
oh yeah, before i forget, i said "i have hair around my nipples, i call it hairy nipples"
I am surprised these werent on the article Frankie D. posted on the website, i mean, those are the dirtiest, rottenest, smelliest, nastiest, and SEXIEST tricks of all!!!!