- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Oh, great, the cheaters have won.
The update is going to make things much easier for noobs. More powerful grenades and melee attacks!? WTF!? I feel sorry for the people that are going to fight me. I can kill them with one grenade and melee the s*** out of them with a freaking pistol! I had already mastered "jump melees to the face" but now I can do it while eating a sandwich! I had mastered grenades, but now I can blow people up while reading a book!
Weaker dual wielding....wtf. I never thought the sword was cheap, but now, it is. By weakening dual wielding, many options have been eliminated. I'll still win a lot, but this is truly retarded.
I felt bad when using a plasma pistol, because it was the only weapon that required absolutely no skill, so it made winning far too easy. But that, of all weapons, was not changed.
Good job to all the people that suck! You complained enough, that Bungie has made changes that are bound to make you complain some more. You've built yourself a deeper grave, because now I'm better too.
Bungie, I was satisfied with the fall of cheaters and the addition of 2v2. Hell, I forgave you for the fact that Halo's Campaign was and still is falsely advertised. Earth? What Earth? Oh, I imagine that you think the "mainstream" of players are getting what they wanted. In reality, it was just a bunch of noobs that sucked so much that they had to take the time to inform you of "-blam!- super weapons" and "unfair gameplay." The real mainstream of players don't really say anything.
The new maps better be damn good if I am to even consider forgiving you for this crap, and especially for resetting the levels.
If anyone thinks that I am an idiot, an ass, a loser, or otherwise a so called "noob", then be my guest and start posting your insults. I honestly don't give a f**k.