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Subject: Weekly What's Update: Massive Attack!

What?!!!

Yeah!!!!

All right people lets whine a little more about halo, and brag a little more about how "good" you are. If you hate it so much don't play it, PLEASE! For the sake of bungie and all the others who agree with my post, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!

(I tottaly agree with U, but let me add to this to that comment to address those that are complaining about there levels already.(edited for Tomkiller, who without this sentance could not figure out what I was saying.))
If you are as good as U think U R, Then shutup and get your ranking back up, or R U scared we will "own U like the standby user you are, because if you are whining about your levels then you they must be ill gotten and you deserve to lose your levels, I have been playing almost everyday since the first of the year and my ranks are in the 8's, maybe it is because I don not feel the need tho take this to serious and I have fun playing win or lose, I do not quit a match if I am losing even if it is 8 on 1, which seems to happen alot here lately, and I also hate cheaters, they rude, obnoxious, little bas***ds that do not deserve to have an xbox. I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest their ass hair.

[Edited on 4/19/2005]

  • 04.18.2005 1:08 PM PDT
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omg dude one of my friends is all ready been banned from matchmaking lol and to everyone dont stand by he did it in a custom game to see if they elemanated it he said it still works 10 minouts later banned forever. lol the AU was worth the wait

  • 04.18.2005 1:09 PM PDT

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sorry about the double post my computer is being -blam!- and i cant even see whats happening because im grounded but if this is true the cheaters must of left their xbox on so the update doesnt aplie to them until thier xbox is turned off those a s s h o l e s hahahaha your friends a idiot no efense iguess bungie has begun the war against stand byers thats really funny

[Edited on 4/18/2005]

  • 04.18.2005 1:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: I Vulcan I
Hey bungie, do you guys know about what tiem the map update will be released? because im going crazy over here.


i have herd 6:00pm which is 2 hours from now lol hope its true

  • 04.18.2005 1:12 PM PDT
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i just want to say that this update sucks!!! id rather have people cheat than beat me down with one hit thats just -blam!- but i think i speak for most people thanks bungie for making the game -blam!-

  • 04.18.2005 1:13 PM PDT
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I though the new playlist was to come out too.

Where is it?

  • 04.18.2005 1:14 PM PDT
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So exactly when are the new maps going to be available for download?

  • 04.18.2005 1:17 PM PDT

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its not -blam!- its just supa supa retarded but it makes the game more flexible i geuss oh well at least we get new maps and stuff

  • 04.18.2005 1:17 PM PDT
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The update was definitely a step in the wrong direction. I don't understand why you'd nerf the plasma rifle, magnum, and SMG, when clearly the plasma pistol + assault rifle is the easiest and most overpowered kill. I just don't understand why you'd go through months of "fixing" something and testing when nothing (except the cheating problem) was really an issue. And from what I've seen, cheating hasn't even been stopped.

So bravo, Bungie, for -blam!- up something that was fine the way it was. Obviously, if people weren't happy playing it the way they were, they would have raised a stink about it.

And maybe you should have released the maps BEFORE the update, that way people that HATE the update (which is a LOT of people, just from playing a for an hour or so) would buy it before they released how -blam!- up the new patch has made the game.

Now, vehicles, the sniper rifle, rockets, and the plasma pistol are so dominate, if you don't try to use them, it's almost impossible to play well.

  • 04.18.2005 1:22 PM PDT

What?!!!

Yeah!!!!

boo frigging hoo, here are two words to remember when playing:


ADAPT AND OVERCOME, you big sissy's, when I get home tonite I am going to log on, download my updateand do some grenade tossing and head jumping, biatches.

  • 04.18.2005 1:24 PM PDT
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As I said in a prior post, this is just making the game more noobish.

It's like Bungie is giving in to the 10 year olds who shouldn't be on XBL in the first place. Standby still works (though not as well) and now that everybody screwed their rank up Bungie isn't resetting for a couple weeks.

  • 04.18.2005 1:25 PM PDT
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dude what the dude i got banned for what i wannta know why

  • 04.18.2005 1:31 PM PDT

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HEY EVERY ONE COM DOWN I THINK THAT STUFF IS HAPPENING IN DIFERENT AREAS LIKE IN ONE PLACE ACHEATER WAS BANED AND SO DIFERENT AREA STATS HAD BEEN DROPED ANDTHE MELEE SEEMS TO BE IN AFECT JUST LIKE EVERY THING ELSE SO JUST WAIT A FEW DAYS AND HOPEFULY EVERYTHING IS SORTED OUT SO P EOPLE CHILL OUT!!

  • 04.18.2005 1:34 PM PDT
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smells like banning is rampant. also looks like i haven't even played yet and 4 guys i hear have been banned. i think when the standby goes off someone is watching like big brother. my opinion when i get home, if you standby, you die. and i am an exceptional CQC combatant, my team requires me to be. we play as a team, same 3 everyday.

  • 04.18.2005 1:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cmail000
Wheres my 2 vs 2 playlist? REMEMBER GUYS THEY DID PROMISE THAT WITH THE UPDATE

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I read the update many times, no they didn't...u just heard them mention the possibility of 2v2 a few weeks ago and assumed you'd get 2v2. Can't wait to leave work and get home and start owning people. Is it true that people have already been banned?

  • 04.18.2005 1:43 PM PDT
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kiss ass!!!

  • 04.18.2005 1:54 PM PDT
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Okay, first off. Bungie is banning people that have the no reload save on their xbox. Frankie made clear and even gave warning to it this mourning. Secondly EVERY ONE needs to shut up about the patch. It rules. It makes halo so much more balanced and fun, most of the people bought halo 2 becuase of halo CE. Bungie is using what made CE so much fun and putting it into halo 2. Bungie rocks. Whatever they think will make the game better and more fun WILL make the game better and more fun.



Brovo Bungie

  • 04.18.2005 1:54 PM PDT
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Bungie has made this AMAZING game for the public. it is by far the best game. if you have a few problems with it, get over it and just be glad that bungie made the freaking game. update or no update, it is still good. and i am about as ready for the new maps as anyone else but i know they are working on it. dang. give bungie a break. there working to make money, not to just make you happy when somethings not going your way.

BTW what is no reload save?

  • 04.18.2005 2:02 PM PDT
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whens 2v2 and the new maps coming i cant wait teeheehee
im as happy as a skoolgurl lol

  • 04.18.2005 2:05 PM PDT
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I love the Mister Chief "Star Wars" poster. Awesome idea to put a cartoon Ron Jeremy in a hot tub. Whoever put the carpet-chested Ron character in is a comical genius! It goes so well with they symbolism hidden in the 'elongated' x-wing blobs and the pumpkin head. Please no more hidden exsual metaphors as my kids are watching.

  • 04.18.2005 2:06 PM PDT
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I totally agree with Crave10, and although i have not played the patch online ive testsed offline.
Meleing is alot better then it used to be when it was like 4-5 hits to remove shields
SO stop whining like the retards you are. You could not have done any better.Even with the resources you still wouldnt know ur dick from ur -blam!-.
so for all you whining losers : SHUT UP!
the majority of the poeple like the update, and if your banned its for a good reason,
and for those people who got banned without a reason-im sory to hear about that.

[Edited on 4/18/2005]

  • 04.18.2005 2:07 PM PDT
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I love the new update. The grenade fuse is perfect now. And the even more powerful jumping-melee-to-the-head, genious. But I don't want to clog up this tread with just praise, I have a concern. They didn't fix the SUPER BOUNCE. No, I'm not talking about the really high flag bounce, I'm talking about people bouncing themselves onto the roof at Zanzibar. I thought they must have known about this, and just didn't mention it to stop people from gaining knowledge about it. Wtf?

  • 04.18.2005 2:12 PM PDT
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I agree with anyone... Anyways, I see that the sword cancel (R + X) is still there and the rocket-sword cancel is gone. But still, I knew almost all the glitches. I knew how to get on top of all the levels, but they're still there. I tried to get past the barrier in Zanzibar and it worked. Send me a friend request please, gamertag BungieMan.

  • 04.18.2005 2:13 PM PDT
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how many times can i get suspended from xbox live?

  • 04.18.2005 2:18 PM PDT