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With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Nemesis_1
Most people are either 14 or 15.
Most people? Was there a virus that wiped out all of the "old" people (over 18)? Or maybe there was a baby-boom of unheard of proportions that had all women of child-bearing age getting pregnant 15-16 years ago....
Hang on, I think that we're onto something! Bungie was founded in 1991, right? Now I know that was only 13 years ago, but when you are making theories like this, facts are secondary.
Maybe, just MAYBE, the Bungie-adored phrase of "Your Mom!" is because Bungie secretly impregnated all fertile women as a lead in to their plans for world domination.... You see, if they did, "Your Mom!" would mean "I really AM your daddy*" Of course, they would have needed to beat a whole bunch of dogs over the fence. But if you can't draft an army, BREED one!
So all of these 14 and 15 year olds (that most people are) are actually the fruit of over-active Bungie loins! Like the "Boys From Brazil", but they're all little Jason Jones'. *shudder* Now THAT is scary!
I think that I forgot to take my medicine today.
Thats a scary thought. Very unlikely to be true... but with Bungie, you never know, hmmm?