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Subject: Are All The Moderators Adults?
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I wonder which one is the oldest.......hhmmmmmm...

  • 04.16.2005 11:05 AM PDT

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Posted by: Stickman Army
You know what they say about people with big shoes...


Large cost.

Anyway, Moderators may not want to disclose their age. You know how people are about this subject. Oh and for future reference, bying a birthday card saying "happy birthday 20 year old" when they're 40, doesn't really help. It just makes them more depressed.




  • 04.16.2005 11:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lord Paul of Opp
You know....none of them have given us an exact age on anyone....but uh...heh....they have every right to keep their age secret.


I know the ages of at least 5 of the moderators; the information is out there.

  • 04.16.2005 11:11 AM PDT
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hahaha

  • 04.16.2005 11:51 AM PDT

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Well shishka is a temporal entienty so he has no age so he is not an adult. He only exists as a hologram projection of lord british..

stosh is a the disembodied soul reencarnited once again.

Though it cannot be confirmed due to this moderator extream secrecy but it is rumourd that yoozel is a midget so age cannot be determine by shoe size. Once again this has not been confirmed.

Goweb is a colection of bytes manufactured by bungie.net thus the name goweb.

Reginko is the famed myth hero that used a "spell" to cereate a energy matter conversion vortex to live in our world and thus resides in the remote parts of australia.

sigma has been MIA for years. A 7thcolumn coverup is suspected.

makavile4life with the help of Albert Einstien brought back from time by a device known as cronosphere he has secretleetly working on a WMD for bungie.net code name nettahnam project.

Reconnumber54 is from the future useing the advance timeship known as "boomer" so technically he isn't even born yet.

chris547 is a clone. chris546 was listed MIA after a secret 7thcolumn special forces mission. chris545 never became activated due to genetic flaws so 546 was activated in his place. no one knows what has happen to chris544 and the rest of the other 543 chrises remain in secreacy. In a matter of fact very little is known of the 7th column cloning activity.

and this just in a man known by the name of Nosferatu_Soldie has been reported kidnaped reciently only to be revoked by a statement he produced that he wasn't kidnaped but he voluntary abandon all his life and either moved to redmond or ashvile to join other bungie.net moderators. Still do to recient activity from the 7thcolumn an investagation into the suposedly abduction is in place. However local residences are still not satisfied due to rumors that the police recieved special funding from the 7thcolumn.

this just in one of our sources recieved a ominus message from an anymous writer directed to this news agency.

world domination is achieved.......7 is darker

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  • 04.16.2005 1:27 PM PDT

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What about Sigma?

  • 04.16.2005 1:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: sarge117
What about Sigma?


No idea.

  • 04.16.2005 1:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lord Paul of Opp
I wonder which one is the oldest.......hhmmmmmm...


Recon's age works as in the following equation:

A = Achronos
Sf = SketchFactor
M = Maka
G = Goweb

(A + Sf)^2 x (M +[G]^3) divided by the Golden Ratio (Like a Fibonacci sequence in reverse), multiplied by the distance, in light years, it takes to get across our universe

That's Recon

  • 04.16.2005 1:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Well, two of us could be 7 and with my age it would still all average out to 18.


I know! 7 times 7 is 49. If you add 18 to that, that is 67! Yay!

  • 04.16.2005 2:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Well, two of us could be 7 and with my age it would still all average out to 18.

I know! 7 times 7 is 49. If you add 18 to that, that is 67! Yay!

Wow... just... wow.
I desperately hope you know the math actually works out to 40...

  • 04.16.2005 2:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jibberwalk
Posted by: BlackEye319
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Well, two of us could be 7 and with my age it would still all average out to 18.

I know! 7 times 7 is 49. If you add 18 to that, that is 67! Yay!

Wow... just... wow.
I desperately hope you know the math actually works out to 40...


I know. I am pathetic. Actually, I don't know how to solve the problem. Help!

[Edited on 4/16/2005]

  • 04.16.2005 2:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: sarge117
What about Sigma?

Due to the utmost secrecy of the 7thcolumn and suspect that their moles have infiltrated our news agency as well as all major goverment systems and international entienties records can be distorted from time to time. Makavile4life wasn't mia it was sigma who went mia.

  • 04.16.2005 3:12 PM PDT
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C'mon, it's obvious why this thread was created. blackeye is 13, and it is pretty obvious how much of a brown-noser and a wannabe mod he is.

  • 04.16.2005 3:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: sarge117
What about Sigma?

Due to the utmost secrecy of the 7thcolumn and suspect that their moles have infiltrated our news agency as well as all major goverment systems and international entienties records can be distorted from time to time. Makavile4life wasn't mia it was sigma who went mia.


Ahh... okay. It all makes perfect sense now...

  • 04.16.2005 3:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: whats a halo
C'mon, it's obvious why this thread was created. blackeye is 13, and it is pretty obvious how much of a brown-noser and a wannabe mod he is.


Are you trying to start a fight? I could report you right now. I was wondering if the moderators are adults, so I suggest you shut up. Man, some people are so obnoxious. Here is my advice: Shut. Up. Now. Seriously, I don't have to listen to ten-year-olds if I don't want to. Stop mudding this thread!!!!!!

[Edited on 4/16/2005]

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Posted by: BlackEye319
I know. I am pathetic. Actually, I don't know how to solve the problem. Help!


There are 3 moderators, two of them are 7 years old. If you take the sum of all the moderators ages, and divide by 3 (The number of moderators), you get 18. You have to solve for moderator 3, (Recon) who is represented by X.

(7+7+X)/3=18.

7+7=14, 3*18=54, 54-14=40. Recon is 40 years old.

Ta-Da!

[Edited on 4/16/2005]

  • 04.16.2005 5:17 PM PDT
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We just know that he's definitely over the hill.

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  • 04.16.2005 5:28 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I remember Yoozel being 16 when I was 15. I'll be 16 very soon, so he is either 17 or will be 17 soon™

  • 04.16.2005 5:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vella
Posted by: BlackEye319
I know. I am pathetic. Actually, I don't know how to solve the problem. Help!


There are 3 moderators, two of them are 7 years old. If you take the sum of all the moderators ages, and divide by 3 (The number of moderators), you get 18. You have to solve for moderator 3, (Recon) who is represented by X.

(7+7+X)/3=18.

7+7=14, 3*18=54, 54-14=40. Recon is 40 years old.

Ta-Da!


Now I get it! Thanks Vella!

  • 04.16.2005 6:35 PM PDT
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Dangit Vella you posted before me. I had just finished working it own, then I scroll down and see you had already posted it. Grrrrr... And hey Blackeye, you shouldnt be telling young people to shut up. (well, maybe you do...just not me.) I dont like being measured by my age...and if you are wondering im 14. Oh wait...my bad...you told somebody else to shut up.

  • 04.16.2005 7:49 PM PDT
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MakaVeli4LIfe1, in one of your posts, you mentioned Fibonacci. I don't know if you were kidding, or just babbling, but can please explain how what you said relates to Fibonacci series, the golden number, phi, or anything at all?

I think you were trying to sound smart, but failed miserably.

  • 04.16.2005 10:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: CSTDReincarnated
MakaVeli4LIfe1, in one of your posts, you mentioned Fibonacci. I don't know if you were kidding, or just babbling, but can please explain how what you said relates to Fibonacci series, the golden number, phi, or anything at all?

I think you were trying to sound smart, but failed miserably.


Failed miserably? Aggressive statement there, Mr. Samsara. So, maybe we should ask you about explanations before I prove something. There wasn't any confusion when I said that, but then you might just be some kid who's heard of Gnomonic growth, and might try to shed some light on me with your keyboard and some mathbook. Making it a goal to find "inconsistencies" in people's posts online a thankless job I'm sure

But, actually, before you do that, please spell the word "talking" for us. It'll be interesting...

  • 04.16.2005 11:01 PM PDT
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To whoever worked out Recon's age; you're assuming that there are only 3 mods. How many are there? Let's assume they are over 18 and spread out-ish around the 19-39 age span, can we still work it out? (We would be guessing and assuming, and using info we know) I would but I'm probably too stupid.

Edit: By the way, what's MakaVeli4Life (too tired to spell it properly)'s second word mean in his sig?
Edit: By 'he' I really mean he or she because I don't know, and anyway I'm trying to be politically correct :)

[Edited on 4/17/2005]

  • 04.17.2005 7:09 AM PDT