- Santa Cruz
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- Exalted Legendary Member
I've tried, Jiminy! Oh how I've tried. My hand is a withered claw!
Then you're a -blam!-. And you'll get the -blam!- ending you deserve.
Unbelievable. I heard about this on HBO, read the news post, and I was so pumped, I knew in my bones me and my friends were going to win this. I saw in my mind D.A., Nathan, Kenny, D.J., and me, eating pizza, drinking Mountain Dew, and going crazy playing Halo as I own them all. I could almost taste the sweet, sweet, Halo 2 LAN Party....meeting Frankie and Sketch....being in a magazine and saying, "yah, that's me", to people who ask...
And then my world darkened.
"Contestants must be 18 or older." We're fifteen.
*stabs himself with knife, hits 'submit' button with dying gasp, and slumps lifelessly over keyboard*