- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
First off I want to introduce myself to the Bungie community. I've been watching the site for a little while, before the new hottness. I've probably met a bunch you before anyway when you totally pwned me in Halo PC. For this I thank you.
Now that that's out of the way, I want to address the contest. Since I'm under 18 years of age, all my beautiful ideas for winnery have been thrown to the winds, where I watched them drift away while that one sad music played in the background, you know the one. With the flutes and oboes and orangutans and such.
Anyway I'm sad that it couldn't be done, and I want to personally apologize to all the Bungie Staff, for the honor I could have brought to their company with my enthusiastic pictures of joy would have been so great, that it would have just crushed you and all your loved ones. Even though I read the disclaimer saying you had nothing to do with the promotion, I still am apologizing to you, for the honor would have been yours.
With that said, is anyone else as disappointed as I that us young'uns are refused apart in the festivities? I have dishonored my family, I'm going to go lie on a sword.
Oh yeah, thanks much for Halo.