- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Yes, hell yes, I'm faking sick for a week if I can't just skip.
People, I'am the master faker of sickness. Heres some tips, use these techniques at your own risk, if you -blam!- yourself up it's not my fault.
1.Drink mild to scolding hot water then say you think you have a soar throat, and show your mom, dad, guardian. Your throat will aslo be warm, this will back up a thermometer.
2. Chew bread around in your mouth, mix it with soda, and water then puke it into the toilet.
3. Put a blow dryer to your forehead for 1 to 3 min until it burns like hell.
4. Break your own arm....(dont do it.)