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  • Poll [24 votes]: Which Grunt Line is the Funniest?
Subject: Which Grunt is the Funniest?

I am responsible for dividing the Covenant. I shall end this war.

Poll: Which Grunt Line is the Funniest?  [closed]
Food Nipple Grunt (Halo 1, the Maw):  62%
(15 Votes)
Cowering Grunt (Halo 2, Uprising):  8%
(2 Votes)
Final Grunt aka Seinfeld Grunt (Halo 3, Halo):  29%
(7 Votes)
Total Votes: 24

Food Nipple Grunt: Good thing that food nipple's waiting for me at the starship, cause man, have I worked up a big, grunty, thinrst!

Cowardly Grunt: Don't hurt me! Me likey Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. I forget the last bit, but it's something about the grunt nervously suggesting to cover the Elites backs.

Final Grunt: Hey, Demon! THE JERK STORE CALLED, AND THEY"RE ALL OUT OF YOU! Hah hah! Hey, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt! I'll be your bottom, I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet! Haaaaaah... It's the gas, I'm always like this when I'm on the Gas!

Note: Make sure, that, when listening to the Final Grunt, the Arbiter isn't nearby, otherwise he kills the Final Grunt and he stops speaking. This is possible to hear from other grunts if you got the IWHBYD skull.

  • 02.12.2009 4:13 PM PDT

Bungie Pentathlon - who actually cares ?

I would say the Halo CE grunt is the funniest

Makes you wonder what the Halo ODST grunt will say, if there is one..

  • 02.13.2009 1:30 PM PDT

Our destiny is not frightful because it is unreal, it is frightful because it is irreversible and iron-clad. Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river. It is a tiger which destroys me, but I am the tiger. It is a fire which consumes me, but I am the fire.

That Halo 3 Grunt is the only I have experienced. So, that one.

  • 02.13.2009 6:47 PM PDT
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Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

It's too hard to pick a favourite.

  • 02.14.2009 3:58 AM PDT

all are funny

  • 02.17.2009 4:57 PM PDT

I am responsible for dividing the Covenant. I shall end this war.

ima gonna fix the halo 2 grunt line later.

  • 03.03.2009 4:35 PM PDT

The Halo 3 Grunt. They actually tried hard to make it funny. And succeeded.

  • 03.03.2009 6:03 PM PDT