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Welcome to the story game!

How to play:

Just keep adding paragraphs so they continue the story.

Rules:

1. watch the language
2. keep with the story if you can
3. no editing post. If their made, there made. unless your making them more ledgible.

* Characters can be added, characaters can be killed off.
* Anything that happens in the story, doesn't have to be physically possible.
* We would prefere if you used crotch shots (GreenChief's Idea) only if there is shooting involved in your paragraph, but it is not a neccesity
* take advantage of impossible physics
* the only characters that can't be deleted are: Coke-A-Holic, nijasniper, and Mr Awsome

the story so far...

Halo 2: The Quest through the chat rooms

BAM! Coke-A-Holic shoots ninjasniper in the crotch. He then walks over to the body, and kicks it a few times, prods it with his sniper rifle, kicks it a few more times, then shoot the body once more in the crotch. Coke-A-Holic then shoots himself in the crotch for no reason at all.

Then all of a sudden, ninjasniper suddenly lashes out at Coke-A-Holic, steels his sniper rifle and shoots him square in the crotch again. Coke-A-Holic this time falls down and rolls of a 40 km high cliff that just happened to appead out of nowhere.

Ninjasniper then spots green chief in the distance. He levels his sniper, then takes a direct shot at his head. He says sorry for the head shot and then starts laughing out loud.

Coke-A-Holic, with quick movements and precision aiming, the pegs a rock that he managed to pick up just as he rolled of the cliff and hits ninjasniper right in the crotch. In his pain, he also falls of the cliff to his gruesome death. coke-A-Holic starts laughing out loud.

While falling, ninjasniper manages to kill himself on the way down, so he wouldn't have to suffer the pain of missing the halo 2 launch. after this, ninjasniper starts complaining about timezones. Green Cheif is also complaining too.

Then suddenly, Coke-A-Holic uses the jet pack he built from private donuts fantasy's and uses it to escape from his death and awaits the launch of halo 2.

coke-A-Holic coughs in the awquard silence between paragraphs

Coke-A-Holic coughs in the awquard silence again

ninja sniper then wakes up after relising he had only kicked and not killed himself. He sees green cheif raiseing his SMG that he was carrying and shoots the jet pack that Coke-A-Holic was using and now both ninja sniper and Coke-A-holic were falling to their bluddy grave.

Suddenly, out of Coke-A-holics tiny backpack, 1 of 10 parachutes deploy and he glides safly to the ground.

<LATER THAT DAY>

Green Chief holds a party in celebration of Coke-A-Holics Supposable death. Little did he know, Coke-A-Holic was hiding on the roof in the cortyard waiting for everyone else to come out. Watching the guests come out, he readies his silenced sniper rifle and points it at the door where green cheif will be comming out. 5 minutes later, He walks out the door and just as Coke-A-Holic was about to shoot, both he and green cheif get shot in the crotch. Ninja sniper was back... dun dun dunnnn

After thinking about the life insurance for faking his own death thing in the 40 km fall, ninja sniper figurs that it would be wise to stay alive. Especially for the launch of halo 2. But more for the money...

to be continued...

[Edited on 7/10/2004 6:30:47 AM]

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-Edited-

All rest is now cool.



[Edited on 7/10/2004 6:10:40 AM]

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fine so be it

  • 07.10.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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Then GreenChief has to go home for dinner. I'm out.

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green chief made us and we created the story with our naems so it's alrite

  • 07.10.2004 6:01 AM PDT
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Suddenly out of the smoke Mr Awesome appears and asks to be ninja snipers ally

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Can I bring my Vulture? I want to stomp something!!!

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i will be your ally mr awsome says ninja sniper

[Edited on 7/10/2004 6:10:50 AM]

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takes ninjasniper over to a ledge and gives him a sniper at the exact same time they shoot coke-a-holic in the crotch. coke falls backwards into a pit with spikes at the bottom. thinking he is dead they go to get paid.... at the moment they turn their backs a hand comes out on the edge of the pit

[Edited on 7/10/2004 6:14:15 AM]

  • 07.10.2004 6:10 AM PDT

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Luckily, Coke-A-Holic inbetween 2 spikes. Later, Coke-A-Holic wakes up from his concusin and a very saw crotch, and finds a pathway walled by hundreds of spikes, leading to a door to the outside of the pit. He is now out for revenge... dun dun dunnn

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CommanderFox shows up suddenly in a huge 60 ton walking amoured mech and stops on everyone... lol

j/k

  • 07.10.2004 6:21 AM PDT
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mr awesome pulls ninjasniper outta the way and they shoot the fuel line and blow the mech up

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Posted by: Mr Awesome
mr awesome pulls ninjasniper outta the way and they shoot the fuel line and blow the mech up


You cant do that!! the Mech is fusion powered and has a Hydrogen based Nucular reactor in it. It has no fuel Lines, I have the Vulture's schematics and I know that the Engine is completely enclosed.

[Edited on 7/10/2004 6:26:33 AM]

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woa sumbody knows their stuff i take my hat off to you


pulls out a cable and shoots it into the cockpit and pulls out a lightsaber he bought from R2-D2 he cuts all the controls up

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Posted by: Mr Awesome
woa sumbody knows their stuff i take my hat off to you


pulls out a cable and shoots it into the -blam!-pit and pulls out a lightsaber he bought from R2-D2 he cuts all the controls up


Danmit, I'm on your side Mr Awesome, stop -Blam!-ing up my controls , lol lets just call it a Cotpit on these forums to stop the "-blam!-" symbol from replacing the first part of the word.

Leave my controls alone danmit!!!

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Sgt.Johnson comes and kills them all. Them Tucker and Caboose from Red vs. Blue drive in on the tank and scare away Sgt.Jonson. Then Tucker clames the galaxy for the blues.

  • 07.10.2004 8:14 AM PDT