- Pink Menace
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- Elder Mythic Member
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Ok. Now I have a shed outside. It has all the yard tools and such in it, the rake and extension cords all that fun ftuff. Ok. The two doors that you gotta open to get inside the shed are infested with the huge assed spiders about the size of a donut hole. now when you walk in, dont let your head go near the ceiling or the walls or anything where a spider could be, because if you think one might live in a spot, chances are they do. Me? I am petrified of spiders. I am absolutley scared to death of them. I take 25 minutes getting my bike outta the shed because I wanna make sure theres no bugs on it. I'm too scared to kill spiders. If they die their gross asses might hit me. Seriously. I'm scared to death. I think it might have been because when I was like 5 me and my p[arents and bro were going to new hampshire. when we got there, we stayed at my uncles house. Now when I got outta the car, my dad sayd brush your sleeves off. I said why? He answered, theres a big spider on one. So I looked at my sleeves, didnt see one, and walked on. Now my dad, being so wise and all, said Brush your sleeve off now! I freaked. I looked over and saw a huge ass daddy long leg. I was creaming get it off God. I totally freaked.