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Subject: Things you would like to hear marines say in Halo 2
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marine: wort wort wort
elite: ???????

  • 07.10.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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Marine: "Elites are like dogs. They only kill you if you touch their private parts."

  • 07.10.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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"A day without blood, is like a day without sunshine."

Sgt Johnson to the flood, "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

Yea, these were from FMJ.

  • 07.10.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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suck my N***

  • 07.10.2004 8:03 PM PDT
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Sarge: I'm gonna kill you! Wait, my mistake, I'm gonna DESTROY YOU!

  • 07.10.2004 8:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan_Zero
Captain obvious, no offense buts yours sucked ass.
I think that's offense, but who gives a blam, blam, blammity, blam, blam?

  • 07.10.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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"Ahhhh da goggles do nut-ting!"

  • 07.10.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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Grunt: ( in swedish accent ) Please don't chase me, I'm full of methane.

Looks like lunch is early today.

I'm a cowardly fool....

(Marine shoots dead elite ): Wort wort wort happened?


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  • 07.10.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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Marine to dead Elite: Ha! Probably doesn't feel to good to be dead, does it!!!!

  • 07.10.2004 8:53 PM PDT
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Marine 1: I'm too pretty to die.
Marine 2: Jenkins was a hell of a lot better looking than you and he is deader than a doornail.
Marine 1: Yeah, but you haven't seen me with my shirt off.

-i swear im obsessed with that im too pretty to die bit

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  • 07.10.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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I would like, "Clean your visor." to return.

( Marine surrounded by Elites ) I've got one lollipop, a halo 2 disc and a.....

Marine looks over at other marine eating a dead grunt: Didn't your moma ever tell you not to play with your food?

  • 07.10.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: im2prettay2die
Marine 1: I'm too pretty to die.
Marine 2: Jenkins was a hell of a lot better looking than you and he is deader than a doornail.
Marine 1: Yeah, but you haven't seen me with my shirt off.

-i swear im obsessed with that im too pretty to die bit
Do you know how Jenkins died?

  • 07.10.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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yeah i found him on 343 gs and shot him in the foot until he stopped saying, "are you blind?"

-the name used is arbitrary, truth is i couldnt think of any other name so i panicked, how bout...Rick James, -blam!-

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  • 07.10.2004 9:09 PM PDT
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"What the deuce?"

"...and that was the second time I got crabs"

"I love killing the covenant more then I like toffey, and I'm a man who loves his toffey."

"Quick! Like a bunny!"

"This...is my BOOMSTICK!"

"I hear that when things die they lose bowel control, lets test the theory on these grunt sons a -blam!-es"

  • 07.10.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: im2prettay2die
yeah i found him on 343 gs and shot him in the foot until he stopped saying, "are you blind?"

-the name used is arbitrary, truth is i couldnt think of any other name so i panicked, how bout...Rick James, -blam!-
No, he was converted into a flood combat form and then was taken prisoner by the marines for examination. He was eventually killed by means of McKay rolling a grenade down a covenant cruiser's control pipe, which blew the marines that were about to escape from halo int a million pieces. but it was worth it because if the flood made it off halo and onto earth then we might all be overrun by fllood.

  • 07.10.2004 9:17 PM PDT

HOLY -blam!- ITS A SPARTAN!!! OH -blam!-!!! MOMMY!!!!

  • 07.10.2004 9:18 PM PDT
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Don't shoot me, I'm just a trainee.

  • 07.10.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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it would be cool at the beginning of the game to hear someone say to you "Its about damn time."

  • 07.10.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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Grunts are like carrots, if you eat too many of them, you'll turn orange.



  • 07.10.2004 9:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Obvious

(Marine shoots dead elite ): Wort wort wort happened?


Thats a good one, I would have pause the game just to stop laughing :D

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One marine to another when confronted with Covenant forces:
"You take the ones with the guns, I'll watch this bunker."

Marine to the Master Chief:
"Holy -blam!-! You'r tall. Sir"

Master Chief to ODST's:
"Come on you pansies, I could beat you up when I was 14."

Grunt to Elite:
"HELP! HELP! I'M SCARED! Can I have some methane? Please?"

Finally, Master Chief to a Hunter:
"You bloated sack of -blam!-, come here and die -blam!-!"

  • 07.10.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: SpartanMC04
it would be cool at the beginning of the game to hear someone say to you "Its about damn time."


Hhahaa lmao, that would kick ass

Sarge:''I haven't seen so much -blam!- since I took my d!ck out of yo' mommas ass.''
Marine:''When this -blam!-s over I'm throwin a Halo 2 LAN party back at my place.'' (joke)
Prophet:''Just because I'm handicap doesn't mean I can't kick your ass!''
Marine1.:''Fire at will!''
Marine will.:-drops dead-:.(joke)
Marine dieing.:''Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.''
Marine in battle.:''Hell yea, haven't seen this much action since the chiefs mom.''
Marine falling.''I'm falling, and if this is anything like Halo one I wont ever get up againnnn!!!''
Medic.:''I think your going to need a doctor.''
Chief-''It's hammer time.''-dances like MC hammer'' (J O K E)
Sarge.:''From this moment on you are my -blam!-!''
Grunt.''It's not easy being me!''
Marine dieing.''This is supposed to me dieing, does it hurt?'' (joke)
Sarge:'' Why da fuk you aint neva see no black spartan, cuz Im black iznt it.''
Austrailian Marine.:''Do aye Sownd wittia lawke this mate?'' (joke, intentionally spelled wrong.)


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  • 07.10.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: cDringer
Posted by: Captain Obvious

(Marine shoots dead elite ): Wort wort wort happened?


Thats a good one, I would have pause the game just to stop laughing :D
Thanks.

( cortana after MC rips open a grunt ) The guys down in evidence won't have anything to do now.

  • 07.10.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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"You should have a licence to be that ugly!"
and
"Man no wonder hes mad!"

  • 07.10.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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(u shoot at sarge) sarge-u just shoot me cus i'm black
(u shoot at marines) marine-I'll take u all o...what the hell i'm smoking i'm getting the f*** outa here
elite-arrgh me horny
grunt dieing-don't kill me i'm a a marine

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  • 07.10.2004 9:49 PM PDT