- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
-The biggest fan made script list of far.-
I wanna hear them say. ''FUK! -blam!- PISS.'', and ''AHHH HE SHOT ME IN IN THE NUTS!''
hhaha, how about this. Marine to Brute:''Baby got back!'' Brute:'' WARGHH!!'' LOL.
Marine:''If that's normal, then I'm Michael jackson.''
Marine bleeding:''I think I'm bleeding.''
Marine tired:''Slow the fuk down you damn camel.''
Marines packed in a dropship.:''ALRIGHT WHO FARTED!'' (lol, chief raises hand, LMAO)
Masterchief.:''How do I look?''
Marines.:: ''Damn, and I thought my mom was ugly...wait what.-blam!-.''
Marine.:: ''Shoot the guys with guns.'' (Multiple marines die...this is just a joke one
Cortana:''Yea baby, you know I like it rough.''
Grunt.:''When will my balls drop...AHH I HAVE NONE''
Prophet.:''I'm like the God father in a wheel chair.'' (joke)
Marine.:''Suck this foot long!''
Marine.::''How about a size 12 up your ass!?''
Sarge.:''It's because I'm black isn't it!''
Sarge:''I haven't seen so much -blam!- since I took my d!ck out of yo' mommas ass.''
Marine:''When this -blam!-s over I'm throwin a Halo 2 LAN party back at my place.'' (joke)
Prophet:''Just because I'm handicap doesn't mean I can't kick your ass!''
Marine1.:''Fire at will!''
Marine will.:-drops dead-:.(joke)
Marine dieing.:''Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.''
Marine in battle.:''Hell yea, haven't seen this much action since the chiefs mom.''
Marine falling.''I'm falling, and if this is anything like Halo one I wont ever get up againnnn!!!''
Medic.:''I think your going to need a doctor.''
Chief-''It's hammer time.''-dances like MC hammer'' (J O K E)
Sarge.:''From this moment on you are my -blam!-!''
Grunt.''It's not easy being me!''
Marine dieing.''This is supposed to me dieing, does it hurt?'' (joke)
Sarge:'' Why da fuk you aint neva see no black spartan, cuz Im black iznt it.''
Austrailian Marine.:''Do aye Sownd wittia lawke this mate?'' (joke, intentionally spelled wrong.)
Sarge mad.:''Our moral is more limp then my d!ck at a -blam!- night club!''
Marine1.:''You go to -blam!- night clubs sir?!''
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Marine.:''Haha I hit that -blam!- like it was sarges wife.''
Marine.:''Am I supposed to shoot the bad guys?''
Marine.:''We have a man down, he was shot, but I think he's ok.''
Marine.:''Whens the next level?!'' (Joke)
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Insults.:
''Ass clown''
''-blam!- eyed mother Fuker!''
''Pansi.''
''Ugly ass mutha!''