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Subject: Things you would like to hear marines say in Halo 2
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Dont try to take my material

  • 07.10.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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Marines are like Bungie staff, if you listen to them for too long you'll probably want to shoot them.

  • 07.10.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan_Zero
Dont try to take my material
Who?

( knowing perfectly well it was directed at MasterChiefexe )

  • 07.10.2004 9:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Captain Obvious
Marines are like Bungie staff, if you listen to them for too long you'll probably want to shoot them.


i'm shooting them anyway! (the marines that is.).

  • 07.10.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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The first marine I shot was in 343 guilty spark. That stupid fool with the pistol rambling on about monsters.

  • 07.10.2004 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deidg Nactal
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Marines are like Bungie staff, if you listen to them for too long you'll probably want to shoot them.


i'm shooting them anyway! (the marines that is.).
Well, if you shot the bungie staff, there'd be no Halo 2......

  • 07.10.2004 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: BLUE 117
The first marine I shot was in 343 guilty spark. That stupid fool with the pistol rambling on about monsters.
In the book it says, [color=white]"Stay back, stay back.....yada yada yada.......Find your own hiding place!.......The surface is back that way, I suggest that you reload this weapon,quit wasting ammo, and head topside......There'll be a dust off later. Do you read me?[/color]

  • 07.10.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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id laugh if i saw 5 tough lookin marines singin YMCA with all appropriate dance moves and music to match

  • 07.10.2004 11:03 PM PDT

Marine: Hey Sarge can i barrow your perperation H!?!

  • 07.10.2004 11:21 PM PDT
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"Take the butt butter out of your ears and put it into your mouths marines!!!!.... ITS GO TIME!!!!"

  • 07.11.2004 12:33 AM PDT
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"Whoever is covered in the most blue goop when this is over gets a beer!"

  • 07.11.2004 1:37 AM PDT
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Sarge mad.:''Our moral is more limp then my d!ck at a -blam!- night club!''
Marine1.:''You go to -blam!- night clubs sir?!''
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Marine.:''Haha I hit that -blam!- like it was sarges wife.''
Marine.:''Am I supposed to shoot the bad guys?''
Marine.:''We have a man down, he was shot, but I think he's ok.''
Marine.:''Whens the next level?!'' (Joke)
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Insults.:
''Ass clown''
''-blam!- eyed mother Fuker!''
''Pansi.''
''Ugly ass mutha!''
'
Damn, Im running out of material, Im gonna collect all my -blam!- and post it together.)

  • 07.11.2004 2:33 AM PDT
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"Kiss my white ass ball" - even though several copyrights and stuff would be broken. it's still the best cause i said so.

  • 07.11.2004 2:34 AM PDT
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[color=purple]It would be tight if they said "-blam!- this -blam!-, I'm goin' home" or "Thats easy for you to say, you have armor and a shield on a$$hole." [/color]

  • 07.11.2004 2:35 AM PDT
Subject: The biggest Halo 2 fan script list so far
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-The biggest fan made script list of far.-

I wanna hear them say. ''FUK! -blam!- PISS.'', and ''AHHH HE SHOT ME IN IN THE NUTS!''

hhaha, how about this. Marine to Brute:''Baby got back!'' Brute:'' WARGHH!!'' LOL.

Marine:''If that's normal, then I'm Michael jackson.''

Marine bleeding:''I think I'm bleeding.''

Marine tired:''Slow the fuk down you damn camel.''

Marines packed in a dropship.:''ALRIGHT WHO FARTED!'' (lol, chief raises hand, LMAO)

Masterchief.:''How do I look?''

Marines.:: ''Damn, and I thought my mom was ugly...wait what.-blam!-.''

Marine.:: ''Shoot the guys with guns.'' (Multiple marines die...this is just a joke one

Cortana:''Yea baby, you know I like it rough.''

Grunt.:''When will my balls drop...AHH I HAVE NONE''

Prophet.:''I'm like the God father in a wheel chair.'' (joke)

Marine.:''Suck this foot long!''

Marine.::''How about a size 12 up your ass!?''

Sarge.:''It's because I'm black isn't it!''

Sarge:''I haven't seen so much -blam!- since I took my d!ck out of yo' mommas ass.''

Marine:''When this -blam!-s over I'm throwin a Halo 2 LAN party back at my place.'' (joke)

Prophet:''Just because I'm handicap doesn't mean I can't kick your ass!''

Marine1.:''Fire at will!''

Marine will.:-drops dead-:.(joke)

Marine dieing.:''Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.''

Marine in battle.:''Hell yea, haven't seen this much action since the chiefs mom.''

Marine falling.''I'm falling, and if this is anything like Halo one I wont ever get up againnnn!!!''

Medic.:''I think your going to need a doctor.''

Chief-''It's hammer time.''-dances like MC hammer'' (J O K E)

Sarge.:''From this moment on you are my -blam!-!''

Grunt.''It's not easy being me!''

Marine dieing.''This is supposed to me dieing, does it hurt?'' (joke)

Sarge:'' Why da fuk you aint neva see no black spartan, cuz Im black iznt it.''

Austrailian Marine.:''Do aye Sownd wittia lawke this mate?'' (joke, intentionally spelled wrong.)

Sarge mad.:''Our moral is more limp then my d!ck at a -blam!- night club!''
Marine1.:''You go to -blam!- night clubs sir?!''
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Marine.:''Haha I hit that -blam!- like it was sarges wife.''
Marine.:''Am I supposed to shoot the bad guys?''
Marine.:''We have a man down, he was shot, but I think he's ok.''
Marine.:''Whens the next level?!'' (Joke)
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Insults.:
''Ass clown''
''-blam!- eyed mother Fuker!''
''Pansi.''
''Ugly ass mutha!''

  • 07.11.2004 2:39 AM PDT
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Sargent says - go go go
Soldier say - f u k off, you're not the one fighting -blam!--head...f u ken -blam!- ass .

  • 07.11.2004 2:45 AM PDT
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[color=purple]damn(to all that -blam!- by Spartan Zero)[/color]


[Edited on 7/11/2004 2:47:02 AM]

  • 07.11.2004 2:45 AM PDT
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lol, Thanks, I will take that as a compliment.

  • 07.11.2004 2:52 AM PDT
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I don't know why I searched 5 pages to get this, but who cares!!!

  • 07.11.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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If only we had some powerade. ( purposely lame. )

  • 07.11.2004 5:19 PM PDT
Subject: Things you would like to hear marines say in Halo 2
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" Fire in the hole!"

  • 07.11.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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That was dodgy

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Marine in crossfire: "I coulda been a lawyer or a doctor like mum wanted, but no, I had to go into the millitary!"

Marine panicked: "Don't you get it, Sarge!? Combat green is the new red!" (an old joke from Star Trek where every character in a red jumpsuit died)

Sarge: "Wha? You think you're tough? I grew up in the Bronx, -blam!-!"

Marine 1: "I think you'd better change your armour."
Marine 2: "This coming from a guy who wet his bunk last night."

Sarge: "Move, move, move! I'll personally shoot anyone who doesn't damn well go out there and kill something!"
Marine: "That include you, Sarge?"
Sarge: "Cute... take point."

Grunt: "I'm so pretty! Oh, so pretty... oh, fu--"*blam*

MC: "You do realise I don't get hazard pay for any of this -blam!-, right?"

Cortana: I'm gonna need some major therapy after all this."

  • 07.11.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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marine 1: "-blam!-, i need more ammo."
marine 2: "Why did you waste it all?"
marine 3: "'Cuz when he sees the covenant he doesnt run away scrreaming like a lil' girl."
marine 1: "Burn!"
marine 2: "I didn't do that>"
all marines (in unison): "Yeah, yeah you did."

ok, its long as hell, but if they did it, i at least think it would be funny

  • 07.11.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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ODST durrounded by a ton of elites " we are the pulse of the maggots ,if i have to give my life YOU CAN HAVE IT!!!!"

  • 07.11.2004 7:28 PM PDT