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Subject: What job wouldnt expect a Spartan or covi to be in
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if u were walking down the street would u wanna see a Brute as the ice cream man?
or a Spartan as a prosidtute? well u tell me

  • 07.10.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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spartan as a prositute !

  • 07.10.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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a hunter dressed in a clown suit dancing for children

  • 07.10.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
a hunter dressed in a clown suit dancing for children

thats a good one

  • 07.10.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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A Grunt as a talk show guy

  • 07.10.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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Master Chief gets a job down at the local McDonalds.

  • 07.10.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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Grunt as president of the United States

  • 07.10.2004 8:03 PM PDT
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Brute = bouncer
Elite = Male Model
Jackal = rock star (twitch ^_^)
Grunt = Construction Worker
Hunter = Pony

  • 07.10.2004 8:09 PM PDT
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Disc Jockey? hhaha

"Yo Yo Yo, hea it is, da moment all you true hatas and playas been waitin fo, Masta MC, bringing down some beat boxin fo you!"

Thuggin MC steps out with his giant pimp chain on decked out in his armor, covered with leopard skin robes

  • 07.10.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: renegadespartan
Disc Jockey? hhaha

"Yo Yo Yo, hea it is, da moment all you true hatas and playas been waitin fo, Masta MC, bringing down some beat boxin fo you!"

Thuggin MC steps out with his giant pimp chain on decked out in his armor, covered with leopard skin robes

lol...still lol.....10 min later lol

  • 07.10.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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an Elite as a waiter, my dad always yells at them

My Dad " The service here sucks!"
Elite "Wort Wort Wort!?!"
My Dad " Speak ENglish or something you are lucky we let you on Earth"
Elite "GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" *pulls out Plasma Rifle*
Master Chief * lobs Stun grenade* "Sorry he gets like that sometimes"
Stun Grenade *3 2 1 * * pop * *flash*
ELite "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Me " does this happen everyday?"
MC "no, he's off on sundays"

another thing you wouldnt want to see is a spartan or an elite as a tax collecter (no one would not pay...)

  • 07.15.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Brute = bouncer
Elite = Male Model
Jackal = rock star (twitch ^_^)
Grunt = Construction Worker
Hunter = Pony

If a Grunt was a construction worker, all the building would fall down in the horrible building techniques.

  • 07.15.2004 2:50 PM PDT
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Jackal would be safty cones

  • 07.15.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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Grunt as president of the United States

we already do his name is George .W. Bush

  • 07.16.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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Elite as a news reporter. "Today, several puny humans were destroyed in an eating contest by the mighty Covenant Empire! BOW DOWN TO YOUR BETTERS! Yes, well back to you Katie on the humorous events of that 'Downtown Fire' in which the weakling humans were again foiled by their own stupidity in the field of electrical wiring."

  • 07.16.2004 12:57 PM PDT
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An elite as acar salesman: This car is too expensive. Elite: (Pulls out plasma rifle) Customer: Uh, on second thought I think I have enough money for this.

  • 07.17.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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elite as kindergarten teacher: "Atten tion humanettes. Today's special guest is Mr. J."
kid: "Can I go to da baffwoom?"
elite: "SILENCE!" *fires rifle*

  • 07.17.2004 10:30 AM PDT