- Personsen
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I wanted a gumball so I said "Yo devil you got change for a soul?"
Satan appeared and said "Yeah, yeah mosuckra! I got yo change right here just sign this contract and I'll give you your quarters!"
So I signed it, lost my soul, and got 4 quarters. I have never regretted this decision.
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Dear [SUBJECT NAME HERE],
While the soldiers below are comfortably on the ground, you are to be sent feet first into the hell which is war. You are given a gun and an objective and that's it. A Hell-jumper indeed. As an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper, you are fighting for the human race itself. The Covenant are strong, but they are not unstoppable as we have proven in the past.
They have glassed our homes, they have murdered thousands of lives. Are we going to let them just do this without any response?
No.
And what is our response, marine? That is you. We have prepped you with everything we possibly can, and you know what you have to do.
So what more can I say but:
PREPARE TO DROP.
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So... what do you think? :)
[Edited on 02.27.2009 7:56 PM PST]