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I want to know the funniest thing that you have ever heard anyone say while they were playing Halo. I was playing through "The Maw" on co-op. Me and my friend were trying to see the extended ending, ( Sgt.Johnson is always funny ), so we were playing on legendary. We did the driving part, and were running toward the dropship ( to finish the mission ), when my friend says "I'm so close to seeing Johnson, I can taste it!". Johnson was a hell of a name for him to use in that sentence ( i'm sure that you all know what johnson means ), and I was laughing for at least 5 minutes.

  • 07.11.2004 4:02 PM PDT
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lol.....still lol......5 min later lol

  • 07.11.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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lol

  • 07.11.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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stop killing me

  • 07.11.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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"WTF!? Im only trying to snipe you."

  • 07.11.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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Sgt. Johnson and his profanities he shouts while blasting grunts.

  • 07.11.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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"no really im not shooting you"

  • 07.11.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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One time while I was playing at a friends house I was killing some and I yelled out, ""You die! You die now!" in a Vietnamise accent.

  • 07.11.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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After a player(Xbox, split screen) suicided twice in one match while trying to kill Jay, Jay spurted out what is now Jay's favourite taunt. The player who ate his own conker twice in a row didn't think it was as funny at the time, though.

<obnoxious schoolyard bully voice>Stop killing yourself! Stop killing yourself! Why ya killing yourself, little baby?</obnoxious>

Use it when you cause some one to suicide, accidentally or intentionally.

  • 07.11.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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my one friend shot an elite in the face with a sniper rifle and shouted "oh YEAH that gets me off."

  • 07.11.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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1) Hey! Why am i throwing grenades! HEY! (Said right after the controller broke)

2) It's not polite to move while someone is shooting at you.

3)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......sh1t

  • 07.11.2004 7:19 PM PDT
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One of my friends kept referring to a room in an MP map (I forget which) as "The -blam!-". At random points throughout the game he would shout out, "I'm in the -blam!-!"

Oh, hey, I didn't think they would blam that out.

[Edited on 7/11/2004 7:23:21 PM]

  • 07.11.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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"Don't shoot me, aim for the doorway!"
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[Edited on 7/11/2004 7:52:50 PM]

  • 07.11.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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During Co-op my partner kept killing me,and then just to mess around he asked "what's killing you man?" And I said "Damn it,I knew it all along!It's that damn MAGIC!!!It must be!" Of course after that we laughed and it became a trademark for whenever some one would die.

  • 07.11.2004 8:09 PM PDT