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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update: 03/06/09

Welcome to the jungle

Posted by: Shishka
FIRST UR ALL JERKS


sounds like someone needs a hug.

  • 03.06.2009 5:29 PM PDT

My gt:old school dude Posted by: FlameSword Halo never asks me for anything, is always quiet, and I can play with her all night. Can a girlfriend do that? I didn't think so. Posted by: PhatMxican Thanks Shishka...Now I'm illegal in the US and in Halo 3. Way to make my day.Member Since:3/17/2005 1:52 PM PST

sweet, I'm currently making a map and hoping it gets im matchmaking once I submit it. Thanks for posting a link to a group that I can submit my creation.

  • 03.06.2009 5:29 PM PDT
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Jason

whata jerkarama

  • 03.06.2009 5:31 PM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

wtf bungie u hav teh wrst dvelpors iv ever ceen

Good update, Pluarity looks fun!

  • 03.06.2009 5:34 PM PDT

Glory to Jesus Christ

It'll be interesting to see what Plurality is like. Also, Wolfiez seems pretty awesome, after all wolves are the greatest animals to name yourself or company after. :-)

Thanks for the update and have a nice weekend.

  • 03.06.2009 5:40 PM PDT

The update was good but I'm a little disappointed to not hear about the V-Day Massacre results.

  • 03.06.2009 5:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
FIRST UR ALL JERKS


Shishka, you should take up the whole first page with your own first posts.
That would be funny.

In WWU news, I'm guessing there was some good stuff in there, but this has to be the first time I've skimmed over a WWU and kept mumbling to myself, "meh".

I'll truly be interested to know how many UNIQUE players entered into Team Mythic, because I honestly don't know anymore who bought HW.

I'm not saying that to be rude, as I'm sure someone on my "friends list" probably bought it... but as far as people I know in real life go... not a single one bought it.

The economy is in the tank as the man of hope and change attempts to take control of the public banking system with endless appointments of tax dodgers...
And I'm supposed to dish out $80 to test 3 maps.

Screw that.
At this point, I'm surprised he hasn't personally signed into executive order that all Halo fans get bailed out with free Mythic Map pack codes.

Cheers.

  • 03.06.2009 5:45 PM PDT

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

Great Update, I am now heading over to atlas, I did not know about that before...

  • 03.06.2009 5:45 PM PDT

I want you to die a slow painful death.

Damn it,

stop jerking us around and just f***ing tell us the release date already!! it's not funny, it's not clever marketing, it's just frustrating! all it does is alienate people like me who barely have enough money to buy it on marketplace, and people who don't want to buy halo wars.

I am f***ing sick of this BS!! I can see a reason for Microsoft to do this get the map pack early with HW thing, it's a good marketing strategy. However, there is no need to play keep away like a school yard bully with the f***ing XBL marketplace release date! STOP IT!!

If I hear my well off XBL friends talk about Sandbox one more time, I'M GOING TO F***ING KILL SOMEBODY!!

  • 03.06.2009 5:48 PM PDT

Check it when i spit it, Lick it how i writ it

^^^^ "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!"

  • 03.06.2009 5:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Soldier Anubis
Damn it,

stop jerking us around and just f***ing tell us the release date already!! it's not funny, it's not clever marketing, it's just frustrating! all it does is alienate people like me who barely have enough money to buy it on marketplace, and people who don't want to buy halo wars.

I am f***ing sick of this BS!! I can see a reason for Microsoft to do this get the map pack early with HW thing, it's a good marketing strategy. However, there is no need to play keep away like a school yard bully with the f***ing XBL marketplace release date! STOP IT!!

If I hear my well off XBL friends talk about Sandbox one more time, I'M GOING TO F***ING KILL SOMEBODY!!


Deep breaths. If we could mention the date we would. When we can, we will.

  • 03.06.2009 5:57 PM PDT

I want you to die a slow painful death.

Posted by: NYSTOFMIND23
^^^^ "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!"

Commit suicide f@ggot.

  • 03.06.2009 5:57 PM PDT

Check it when i spit it, Lick it how i writ it

edited because of post deleting.

[Edited on 03.06.2009 6:04 PM PST]

  • 03.06.2009 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: NYSTOFMIND23
Posted by: Soldier Anubis
Posted by: NYSTOFMIND23
^^^^ "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!"

Commit suicide f@ggot.


now that's not nice


Don't quote the banned, please. ;)

  • 03.06.2009 6:03 PM PDT

I want you to die a slow painful death.

Posted by: NYSTOFMIND23
Posted by: Soldier Anubis
Posted by: NYSTOFMIND23
^^^^ "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!"

Commit suicide f@ggot.


now that's not nice

Neither were yours

  • 03.06.2009 6:03 PM PDT

Check it when i spit it, Lick it how i writ it

^^^^"funny i was thinking the same thing"

I edited my post when I saw you deleted his posts. Thanks for getting my back Urk lol

[Edited on 03.06.2009 6:07 PM PST]

  • 03.06.2009 6:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: onyx spartan
Cool update. According to the one blog submission, urk is a Misses. That's disturbing if you think about it...



This might be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

  • 03.06.2009 6:06 PM PDT

Can you please, oh dear please, not send me ANY RANDOM GROUP INVITATIONS. You will be blocked.

http://www.youtube.com/TheBestOfSWAT - Halo: Reach SWAT video/commentary

Steam: ii Grim - BFBC2 & Halo PC (Zombie Servers)

Posted by: Shishka
FIRST UR ALL JERKS
Heyoooo!

Anyways, pretty good update. Scratch that. It was alright. But two things:

1. A release date for the Mythic Map Pack on XBL Marketplace would be nice.

2. our employees tore and gnashed through the jerky in some kind of mad. delicious frenzy. Typo :P

  • 03.06.2009 6:17 PM PDT
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I LIKE COCOANUTS! : ]

  • 03.06.2009 6:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fathead826
This might be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.


Yeah, Scott just isn't bringing the lols like he used to.

  • 03.06.2009 6:33 PM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
Black Tower

what kind of idiot bolds a bit of his paragraph, sticks a code halfway through a sentence, and doesn't even think to use the bloody thing first?
geeze, how silly of him.

  • 03.06.2009 6:34 PM PDT

So what did happen to the V-Day Massacre results urk? The results that outlined how the Recon-winners won Recon-armor?

  • 03.06.2009 6:41 PM PDT
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The Mythic Threads (Halo 3) (ODST) (Reach)

Good read, Bungie.

And the codes, did they get used 5 seconds after the update came?

You guys know how you throw a piece of bread and 20 Seagulls will attack it....?

  • 03.06.2009 6:46 PM PDT
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You just can't recapture the magic.


Anyway, since you are now apparently a misses, will you go out with me?

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seriously guys lay off, they get the cool -blam!- cause they work hard for it to bring us good games, they deserve it, we don't. will your pathetic world really explode if you cant play with your head on fire or you have to buy something else to download BONUS material? if it will then you are a sad lonely individual, stop being a -blam!- and wear your ovaries on the outside like the rest of us.
thank you bungie, you guys do a great job. x

  • 03.06.2009 6:50 PM PDT