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Subject: How do you become forum ninjas and stuff?
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Simple you just can't. And yes to the people know me i have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I really won't help since the forums have been a lot better atfer that mantiance thingy that happen. O well hello again.

  • 04.22.2005 6:31 PM PDT
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Hmmm, suppose you'd rather be a pirate instead?

  • 04.22.2005 6:49 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Shishka
Posted by: I am a Shadow
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eat the path


Find the right way down through the maze, to the food, then find the exit. Push the exit button. If the food tastes awful, don't eat it, go back and try another way.

They want the same thing that you do, really, they want a path, just like you. You are in a maze in a maze, but which one counts? Your maze, their maze, my maze. Or are the mazes all the same, defined by the limits of their paths?

Existence is simple: find the food, push the button, hit the treadmill.

But sometimes it gets much harder. Sometimes the food makes you sick, or you can hear nearby feet racing you, urging you on. Sometimes the button only gets you landed right back in the beginning of the maze again, and the food won't satisfy.

There is only one path and that is the path that you take, but you can take more than one path.

Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path.


And if you get bored of that, you can just head out and hit a McDonalds or something.

  • 04.22.2005 7:22 PM PDT
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so....what your saying Shishka, is that i either need to get on a treadmill ( i assume you mean the wheel rodents use) and the option to eating the food/cheese/path is up to if i like how it tastes? and now in this meaninglessness (rat race?) comprised of multiple different paths/mazes I have to choose which maze has the best food? and the food is either a flower (which I would totally eat for modship, its not that big) wait a mintue!!!!!!!!!!!! that picture is of a male flower! and you put a link to that called "eat the path"! in the picture the labled parts are pistil stamen and petal those are the reproductive parts (save the petal) that means I HAVE TO SUCK SOME GUYS WANG TO BE A MOD! all of a sudden its not as glamorous.

  • 04.22.2005 7:34 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

All the sudden, you seem much more perverted!

  • 04.22.2005 7:58 PM PDT
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OMG that was so funny. But, all you are saying is that if I never be a bad guy and help out and all for another three years, i might become a mod? hhhmmmm.....thats kinda tough...
Oh yeah, is there an age limit on being a mod????

  • 04.22.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
All the sudden, you seem much more perverted!

hey shishka said it not me

  • 04.22.2005 8:14 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Nope. Pretty sure you said it.
*checks*

Yup. You said it.

And yes, just be a good member. Abide by the rules, don't flame, soam, be helpful. Rarely does it take 3 years though...

  • 04.22.2005 8:29 PM PDT

Posted by: whats a halo
You have to make atleast 5 threads in atleast 3 different forums asking to be a mod.


Yeah, no...

  • 04.22.2005 8:29 PM PDT
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For Carnage, Apply Within.

I have returned from the Untamed Lands. MOAP is dead.

screw being a mod i just wanna be a member with a special avatar... that would be sweet...

  • 04.22.2005 10:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nosferatu_Soldie
Ever read Halo: The Fall of Reach? It's a lot like how Spartans are chosen.


Hey Noferatu_Soldie,you're finally a mod.

  • 04.22.2005 10:33 PM PDT

Posted by: ruiner87
Posted by: Nosferatu_Soldie
Ever read Halo: The Fall of Reach? It's a lot like how Spartans are chosen.


Hey Noferatu_Soldie,you're finally a mod.


Hey! Would you look at that...

  • 04.22.2005 10:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: stargaiden
Maybe Bungie will make an update containes a terrible flaw and causes you xbox to explode leaving nothing but a black outline where it used to be.

Shhhhhh. That one is still in development.

I hear the best it can manage right now is a small fire. Exploding hardware may sound easy, but they're really hard to code.


Don't click

So, you were kidnapped as a child to work in bungie's sweat shops?


(sarcastically)

  • 04.22.2005 11:13 PM PDT
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ok uhh.... did anyone understand shishka. sorry i might be a little slow with the wise sayings in all.

  • 04.23.2005 12:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Nope. Pretty sure you said it.
*checks*

Yup. You said it.

And yes, just be a good member. Abide by the rules, don't flame, soam, be helpful. Rarely does it take 3 years though...

ok maybe he didnt say it directly like that but it was all between the lines.

  • 04.23.2005 3:18 AM PDT
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That would be cool, id have master chief like kicking a soccer ball or something

  • 04.23.2005 5:37 AM PDT

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  • 04.23.2005 5:59 AM PDT
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Um, I think that soccer ball would blow up if the Master Chief tried to kick it.

  • 04.23.2005 6:44 AM PDT
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Funny

  • 04.23.2005 7:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: halo2masterchief
Um, I think that soccer ball would blow up if the Master Chief tried to kick it.

Funny

  • 04.23.2005 7:50 AM PDT

Seven-ish step plan to become a Moderator:

Step one: Play every Bungie game in existence.

Step two: Discuss the story of every Bungie game in existence for, say, 7 years, until you are completely confused, but think you actually know what happened in Marathon Infinity.

Step three: Become a contributor to the Bungie.net forums. Continue to contribute meaningful discussion for a long long time.

Step four: If you're really lucky, wait for the current moderators to suggest you to Bungie.

Step five: Wait for the message from Sketchfactor informing you that you have been selected.

Step six: Accept the invitation to become a moderator.

Step seven: Make a sweet Bungie-related custom avatar, send it to Sketchfactor.

Step seven: Wait about three years until Sketch actually gets around to giving you your powers and your custom avatar.

Step seven: Start moderating the forums.

Oh, and then eat the path, and beware of low-flying nightmares and all that. :)

- Reiginko

  • 04.23.2005 7:58 AM PDT

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Posted by: Reiginko
Seven-ish step plan to become a Moderator:

Step one: Play every Bungie game in existence.

Step two: Discuss the story of every Bungie game in existence for, say, 7 years, until you are completely confused, but think you actually know what happened in Marathon Infinity.

Step three: Become a contributor to the Bungie.net forums. Continue to contribute meaningful discussion for a long long time.

Step four: If you're really lucky, wait for the current moderators to suggest you to Bungie.

Step five: Wait for the message from Sketchfactor informing you that you have been selected.

Step six: Accept the invitation to become a moderator.

Step seven: Make a sweet Bungie-related custom avatar, send it to Sketchfactor.

Step seven: Wait about three years until Sketch actually gets around to giving you your powers and your custom avatar.

Step seven: Start moderating the forums.

Oh, and then eat the path, and beware of low-flying nightmares and all that. :)

- Reiginko


You got to love the 7ish step plan. But i have so many deja vus about Reiginko posting this.

  • 04.23.2005 8:24 AM PDT

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To become a ninja requires many hard years of elite ninja training young grasshopper.You must first beat the 7th Shogun king of the Samurai clan to the east,and trust me this will not be such an easy task.After you have defeated him,you must journey north to the cave of horrible tortures,and stay there for 7 days.If you endure the cave of tortures,then continue north until you reach the 7 towers of the god's,here your destiny will be reveiled.Good luck on your quest grasshopper,I would accompany you,but I dont need too,ha ha ha ha!

  • 04.23.2005 8:40 AM PDT

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