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Down on the farm!

Old macdonald had an internet animal -blam!- company!

[Edited on 7/11/2004 10:58:49 PM]

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Posted by: lildemonpunk131
Not realy but I do like Animal -blam!-.



E I E I O.

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I've heard that song before...it's actually really funny. Even though it's about banging a dog. That's gross.

Anyhow, let's get back on topic so the allmighty Moderators don't come in and close the tread!

Since I've Been Loving You, by Led Zeppelin

Working from seven to eleven every night,
It really makes life a drag, I don't think that's right.
I've really, really been the best of fools, I did what I could.
'Cause I love you, baby, How I love you, darling, How I love you, baby,
How I love you, girl, little girl.
But baby, Since I've Been Loving You. I'm about to lose my worried mind, oh, yeah.

Everybody trying to tell me that you didn't mean me no good.
I've been trying, Lord, let me tell you, Let me tell you I really did the best I could.
I've been working from seven to eleven every night, I said It kinda makes my life a drag.
Lord, that ain't right...
Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose my worried mind.

Said I've been crying, my tears they fell like rain,
Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling,
Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling.

Do you remember mama, when I knocked upon your door?
I said you had the nerve to tell me you didn't want me no more, yeah
I open my front door, hear my back door slam,
You must have one of them new fangled back door man.

I've been working from seven, seven, seven, to eleven every night, It kinda makes my life a drag...
Baby, Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose, I'm about lose to my worried mind.

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"Huh!
Yeah, we're comin' back then with another bombtrack
Think ya know what it's all about
Huh!
Hey yo, so check this out
Yeah!
Know your enemy!
Come on!

Born with insight and a raised fist
A witness to the slit wrist, that's with
As we move into '92
Still in a room without a view
Ya got to know
Ya got to know
That when I say go, go, go
Amp up and amplify
Defy
I'm a brother with a furious mind
Action must be taken
We don't need the key
We'll break in

Something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em

Fist in ya face, in the place
And I'll drop the style clearly
Know your enemy...Know your enemy!
Yeah!

Hey yo, and dick with this...uggh!
Word is born
Fight the war, f u c k the norm!
Now I got no patience
So sick of complacence
With the D the E the F the I the A the N the C the E
Mind of a revolutionary
So clear the lane
The finger to the land of the chains
What? The land of the free?
Whoever told you that is your enemy!

Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em

Now action must be taken
We don't need the key
We'll break in

I've got no patience now
So sick of complacence now
I've got no patience now
So sick of complacence now
Sick of sick of sick of sick of you
Time has come to pay...
Know your enemy!

Come on!
Yes I know my enemies
They're the teachers who taught me to fight me
Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission
Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American dreams..."

-Rage Against the Machine

  • 07.12.2004 2:25 AM PDT

Rage is good.
Anyone else have there favorite song lyrics?

  • 07.12.2004 12:31 PM PDT
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That oh yeah song.


*Music*

Ohhh yeah.

Ohhhh yeah...



Ooooohhhhh yeaaahhh...

Shhshhh oohhh yeahhhh.

________________________
Where would we be without the 80's.

[Edited on 7/12/2004 12:33:24 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 12:32 PM PDT

in the 90's

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I love almost all the lyrics for VNV Nation but one of the best is for Honour 2003

"Passive fields. January two thousand and twelve.
A nation that stands alone.
Cold voices, faces pale, gathered unto their judgement day.
Such words remain unspoken. Such pride remains unbroken.
Just mothers to stand in vain and cry.
Tears and medals in the rain.

Shall I recall when justice did prevail?
No reason to be found why reason did fail.
The all clear resounding.
The way was clear to rebuild this land.

Shall I call on you to guide me well,
to see our hopes and dreams fulfilled?
On this day of our ascension.

Stand your ground this is what we are fighting for.
For our spirit and laws and ways.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
For heaven or hell we shall not wait.

Shall I think of honour as lies
or lament it's aged slow demise?
Shall I stand as a total stranger/cold reminder
on this day in this stone chamber?

The all clear resounding.
The way was clear to rebuild this land.
Shall I call on you to guide me well.
To see our hopes and dreams fulfilled.
On this day of our ascension, on this day we praise the fallen.

Stand your ground this is what we are fighting for.
For our spirit and laws and ways.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
For heaven or hell we shall not wait.

Shall I think of honour as lies
or lament it's aged slow demise?
Shall I stand as a total stranger/cold reminder
on this day in this stone chamber?."

  • 07.12.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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you can't beat this.

Artist: Beastie Boys
Album: Paul's Boutique
Title: Hey Ladies


Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon
And I'm always out looking for a female companion
I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
I took off her moccasins and put on my bib
I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing
I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling
Your body's on time and your mind is appealing
Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling
Some such nonsense is the bass that I'm throwing
Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing
She's talking to the kid to the who
I'm telling here every lie that you know that I never did
Me in the corner with a good looking daughter
I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter
We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet
In my apartment I begged her please stop it
The gift of gab is the gift that I have
And that girl ain't nothing but the blue plate crab
Special at Woodman's in Essex Mass
Educated no stupid yes
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh
I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large
With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville
I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie
I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie
Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around
You be listening to my records' a number one sound
Step to the rhythm step step to the ride
I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside
Tune in tune on to my tune that's live
Ladies flock like fish to my line
She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear
I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking
The phone booth on the
corner is damp and it's stinking
She said come on over it was me that she missed
I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed
Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane
You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train
Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak
Sucking down pints till I didn't know
Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho
Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls and big long locks
And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks
Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and
*She thinks she's the passionate one*

  • 07.12.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Artist:AFI
Song: A Single Second
Album: Shut you mouth and open your eyes

Oh my god! My God this can't be happening! God tell me, tell me this isn't real!

I can't believe all that i have foreseen is finally happening. i cannot for a single second stand the way i feel. i always knew. i always saw it coming. enveloped now, encased by my worst fear. i've never felt the nausea of longing to fell nothing, i've never wanted to cease to exist, just disappear.

fear memories are all that lie ahead. never have i felt so lost. memories dull my senses. fear tragedy is all that lies ahead. never have i felt so dead.

once felt so war, no i'm -blam!- freezing. i am the once embraced abandoned one. i raised my eyes up to the light in hopes of finding healing; no relief was mine, iwas burnt by the sun. i feel so lost.

fear memories are all that lie ahead. never have i felt so lost. memories dull my senses. fear tragedy is all that lies ahead. never have i felt so dead.

  • 07.12.2004 1:46 PM PDT

My other favorite song lyrics are
Boogie Woogie Wu by Insane clown posse


The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will
cause it to return to the darkness from which it came...

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu

(hiiiiiiiiiii)Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
Cuz when it cuts off, so duz yo head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, shpah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy
Got 'em!

It's the one and only Boogie Man
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If yo little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're runnin on stubs mother-blam!-!!!
Wellllllll, moonlight fills the room that u sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! -blam!-! I stubbed my toe
If you'd just quit leaving your -blam!- all over the -blam!- floor
-blam!- it, ur dead anyway
And I'm gonna leave ur head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning, when your daddy walks out (AAAAHHH!!!)
His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!)

Does the Boogie Man really exist?
Welllll, is ur mother a bald-headed freak -blam!-? yes!
u fall asleep and u wake up dead
Wit a broken broom stickin out yo forehead
I sing lullabies until u dose off
Tie u down and chew your -blam!- toes off
And then spit 'em out back in ur face
-blam!-, wash your feet -blam!-!

The world famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to u
Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights
Watever the occasion for the midnight hour
He will gladly come and -blam!- that -blam!- up

I don't beat woman, -blam!- that, I'm above it (no no)
But I'll cut her -blam!- neck and think nothing of it
u didn't kno the Boogie Man was a clown
But when you see the juggla your holding your jugular"
With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop
You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop
And the cops do the best they can
They pull the ax out your face and say "Was it the Boogie Man?"

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (what was he wearing?)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!)

Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab me with a broken broom!
Please don't let me fall sleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab- ... BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!

It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man
Go ahead, pull the covers over your head
Hide under them, he don't give a -blam!-
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him to suffocate your face!

There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
Wat? u think I'm a tell u
"Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you -blam!- idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play it like a banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that -blam!-, yo
Then I stretch it out more and fling ur head through the wall
It's the Boogie Man y'all

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!)

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STERIOGRAM LYRICS

"Fat & Proud"

[Verse One]
Some people may be saying that I’m overweight
But I think that my big body is looking great
I used to diet and diet, it don’t change a thing
Everyone must accept that I won’t be thin
Well it’s the way I wanna be
Cause I’m someone that everybody can see
Well I always stand out in a crowd
I’m the heaviest boy you’ve seen around

[Chorus]
Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and this is how the big boys sound
Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and I’m sure you’ve seen my butt around
Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and the heaviest boy you’ve found
Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and this is how the big boys sound

Im like the ozone hover over your home…

[Verse Two]
I would hate to be one of those skinny runts
You can’t eat off your stomach or finish your lunch
Well you got no rhythm; well you got no groove
Well you got no blubber that you can move
Well your bones stick out and your nose sticks out
There are fourteen ribs on your cage that I can count
People always saying: “You don’t eat enough”
But I’d snap you in half I gave you a hug

[Verse Three]
Well it doesn’t really bug me much
Cause I know that there’s a lot of me that you can touch
Well the bigger the man is the bigger the tan
Kickin it at the beach, lying on the sand

For all you car boys working on your suspension
Paying all that money for the up and down attention
Just to put me in and take me out
Trust me you’ll get that look from everyone about
As you see, I love my size
I just wish you could see me through my eyes
Then you’d realise that I hold the prize
For the biggest man you’ve seen alive




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"White Trash"

Well it's saturday night
And you know what that means
Its time for laps that's right
Start to rev those machines
You may think we're crazy
Driving round and round
But you would be this proud
If your sounds were this loud
Well i got my Holden
And I'm ready for rolling
This car ain't stolen
I've been saving my dough man
You may think i'm crazy and my brain is thrashed
But you're only saying that 'cause you aint true white trash
'cause i'm white trash
Yeah i'm real white trash
If you wanna see white trash
I'll show you white trash
Do you know what i mean
Well i walked out of school at twelve
I couldn't handle those letters
So i started my career
Dont at my uncles car wreckers
You should see my new hairdo
I dyed it jet black
Oh well its short on top
And it's long in the back
Well i got my belt buckle
And i'm wearing it out
'cause i wanna show the ladies what i'm all about
Well my jeans come in all colors as long as its black
'cause i wanna show the world that i'm true white trash

  • 07.12.2004 10:27 PM PDT
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I was going to put NoFX's "The Decline" but its 20 minutes long, so I won't.

"Where's My Slice" (also by NoFX)

Well it's been a long time now it's time to get your bubble burst
Things are bad enough in this world, why do you have to make them worse?

So sick and tired of your -blam!-ing and complaining
So long you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining
Want reparations, you're needy and deserving
Can't understand why some are served while you're doing the serving
Anything but responsibility

Where's my slice?
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!

You waste your time concerned with what others are earning
You want a revolution to start the tables turning
A demonstration to make a better nation
We'll spend the day protesting all the problems that we're facing
Anything but face reality

Where's my slice?
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!

Your brilliant theory
How the world owes you a living
You'll take away from others
The things they should be giving
They own the pie and you want your share
Whoever told you life was fair?
You were dealt your hand - now play it

Where's my slice?
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!

[Edited on 7/12/2004 10:50:45 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 10:49 PM PDT
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This is the thread that never ends;
yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started reading it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue reading it forever just because
this is the thread that never ends...

Quoting whole posts in a thread where we post lyrics might not be not a good idea.

[Edited on 7/12/2004 11:04:39 PM]

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y'know...now I need to put my favorite Rage and Hendrix songs in here, too. Damn you all...(shakes fist)

Revolver by Rage Against the Machine

His spit is worth more than her work
Pass the purse to the pugilists
He's a prizefighter
And he bought rings and he owns kin
And now he's swingin'
And now he's the champion
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver!
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver

A spotless domain
Hides festering hopes she's certain there's more
Pictures of fields without fences
A spotless domain
Hides festering hopes she's certain there's more
Pictures of fields without fences
Her body numbs as he approaches the door
As he approaches the door
As he approaches the door
As he approaches the door
As he approaches
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver!
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver!
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver!
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver!

Yeah!
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver!
Hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers?
Revolver!
Revolver!
Revolver!
Revolver!
Revolver


Fire by Jimi Hendrix


Alright,
now listen, baby

You don't care for me
I don'-a care about that
Gotta new fool, ha!
I like it like that

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire (Repeat 4 times)

Listen here, baby
and stop acting so crazy
You say your mum ain't home,
it ain't my concern,
Just play with me and you won't get burned

I have only one itching desire
Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire (Repeat 4 times)

Oh! Move over, Rover
and let Jimi take over
Yeah, you know what I'm talking 'bout
Yeah, get on with it, baby
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Now dig this!
Ha!
Now listen, baby

You try to gimme your money
you better save it, babe
Save it for your rainy day

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire

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Iron Man by Black Sabbath

I AM IRON MAN!!

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he live or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there,
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
for the future of mankind

Nobody wants him,
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengance
that he will soon unfurl

Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear,
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as thay can
Iron Man lives again

[Edited on 7/12/2004 11:07:12 PM]

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Ooooohhhhhhh...

There was a farmer had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o!

B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!

And Bingo was his name-o!

  • 07.13.2004 5:02 AM PDT
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

Mushroom! mushroom!

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

Mushroom! mushroom!

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

Snake! it's a snake! ooooh it's a snake!

(repeated over and over) i think that's how it goes...

  • 07.13.2004 5:24 AM PDT
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Grunt Remix!

Ya I at mcdonalds sippin gotta freakin Dr.Pepper and Big Mac yo.bouncine up in down on a ghost eatin extra large french fries!Ya I gotta 4 baked apple pies and a hot fudge sundae!

  • 07.13.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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Here's one of mine.

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On the fight, for they are right, yes, by who's to say?
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test there their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know

For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It is the last time you will
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now the will see what will be, blinded eyes to see

For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls

  • 07.13.2004 7:45 AM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

.........UMM

  • 07.13.2004 9:07 AM PDT
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I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

(AC/DC) Big Balls gotta love the inuendo

  • 07.13.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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click right here

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