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Subject: how many toilets are on the Pillar of Autumn ?
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i think that there are 376 toilets

  • 07.12.2004 5:42 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Good guess, but I read on some non bungie forum renowned for its untruthfullness that it was 377 toilets.

  • 07.12.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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The Autumn's a big ship. There are more like 777.

  • 07.12.2004 7:17 AM PDT
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I think there are 3,333 1/3 toilets on the POA!!! J/K.

  • 07.12.2004 7:39 AM PDT
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can u imagine if u were a marine sitten on the john, then u hear the alarm go off. U think its just a drill so just sit there and crap until u here a fireing noise. Then u look up, u here the door slam open, and then ur john door slams open and there is a huge elite just watching u. Wut wuld u do?

  • 07.12.2004 9:41 AM PDT
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I'd never have to take another crap as long as I live.

[Edited on 7/12/2004 9:50:32 AM]

  • 07.12.2004 9:49 AM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

I think just 1. It is pretty messy.lol

  • 07.12.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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There are none. They just have a little sand bucket to go in. No room, no sink, no nothing. Just a single bucket in the mess hall in the center surrounded by tables of eating people.

Whenever they need to empty it, they vacuum it into space and set it down again.

  • 07.12.2004 10:35 AM PDT
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there millons there thats the awnser

  • 07.12.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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they have one toilet, surrounded by mirrors, so there are infinite toilets

  • 07.12.2004 11:13 AM PDT
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They -blam!- into a cycling system that purifies it and they make food out of it.

Full of vitamins, and good for you!

  • 07.12.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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i believe in the future we will no longer need toilets. instead we will recycle human waste into a cloth that will be used to create hats. so now everyone will be a poophead.

  • 07.12.2004 11:23 AM PDT

Toilets? No, all UNSC militay have standard-ussue tubes.

Ok, forget I said that- it's just nasty.

[Edited on 7/12/2004 11:32:16 AM]

  • 07.12.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Toilets? No, all UNSC militay have standard tubes.

Ok, forget I said that- it's just nasty.


Ugh

  • 07.12.2004 11:30 AM PDT
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9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999toilets theres the awnser

  • 07.12.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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now y isn't this being banned. Everything else is being banned exept for this topic. wtf!

  • 07.12.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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there are ten and a half man wtf are you guys talking about

  • 07.12.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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If you saw a grunt taking a piss on the floor what would you do

  • 07.12.2004 1:11 PM PDT
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Shoot him in the balls.They have them I know

  • 07.12.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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can u imagine if u were a marine sitten on the john, then u hear the alarm go off. U think its just a drill so just sit there and crap until u here a fireing noise. Then u look up, u here the door slam open, and then ur john door slams open and there is a huge elite just watching u. Wut wuld u do?


id be pretty glad i was on the toilet cause i probably would crap

  • 07.12.2004 2:17 PM PDT