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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Question I: If hotdogs were black, would you like them better?
Question II: Do you often find your hands in odd places?
Question III: Are you stupid?
Question IIII: No, seriously, are you?
Question IV: Why did you answer the last one? Don't you know that "IIII" isn't really a roman numeral?


Ahh, thats why I come here, someone go get Blackeye and see if this dosen't answer his question.

  • 04.25.2005 8:25 PM PDT
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Wow Im gone for a day and this is filling up quick.

ok so the official count is 34 questions. keep in mind some were filtered out because they were totally irrelevant to anything bungie.net.

The Test (work in progress)

Question 1: What shouldn't you be use?

Question 2: Are you finding? Very much want what return?

Question 3: Do you promise not to spam the forums? [Please do not lie]

Question 4: Who are helping to take over the universe?

Question 5: Do you promise not to flame others?

Question 6: How do you get the Golden Warthog?
Question 6b: Yellow Banshee?

Question 7: Your Mom?
A.) Yes
B.) No

Question 8: How far does this go?

Question 9: Can anyone besides Microsoft and Yourself reset your friends list?

Question 10: Was there a Battle Rifle in Halo:CE?

Question 11: Will you mock bungie?

Question 12: Recon's avatar is a picture of...

Question 13: WAT IS RONG WIT THIS TEXT?

Question 14: What is also fun?

Question 15:Why are you here?(possible short answer)

Question 16:Which of these actually( I don’t know how to spell it sorry) exsits
A) Golden Warthog
B) Golden Banshee
C) Writing on the walls in Coagulation
D) Halo 2 Demo

Question 17. Can you be a moderator?

Question 18. How do you link your Gamertag?

Question 19. How do you show the Bungie.net behind your Gamertag?

Question 17:How do you get a girls attention?

Question 18:How do you convince a moderator to make you a forum ninja?

Question 22: Who is Wrkncacnter and how do you pronounce it?

Question 23: Why are all men in green jumpsuits to be shot?

Question 24: When will there be Gnop! 2?

Question 25: Who ate the Tiajuana Mama?

Question 26: Have you answered every question so far?
A.)Ture
B.)Flase

Question 27: What kind of dog does I am a Shadow have?

Question 28. Bungie recently brought back the ________.

Question 29. Where do you 'do not post unrelated threads in forums'?

Question 30. Does flaming hurt people's feelings?

Question 31: Beware of low-flying:
a) Nightmares
b) Defence Drones
c) All of the above
d) None of the above

Question 32. Deep fried and-
a. soaked in lemon juice
b. sold to slavers
c. wrapped in bacon
d. bad for your health

Question 33. Satisfying ________ since ____


Question 34. Will you by buying Pimps at Sea when it is released next April?
A.) Yes
B.) No
C.) Land ho!
B.) Avast ye' -blam!-es!

a very good list but as Bobq(sp) said we need more questions twoard the forum rules and regulations.

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Question 35: When will Bungie reset your friends list?

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Hah! If you asked that, 98% percent of the people would answer "durrr....wha?"

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  • 04.26.2005 5:09 AM PDT
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whats whith the questions??

  • 04.26.2005 5:45 AM PDT
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Whats with your question? Hmmm?

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yea covenatekiller your asking alot of questions for someone who claims to have nothing to do with it....

  • 04.26.2005 8:27 AM PDT
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30? where do you stand on "free Ipods"?

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Final question: What is the meaning of life? Sum up in no more than 2 charcters

  • 04.26.2005 11:08 AM PDT
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I got a test and a lot more questions but I think I will norrow the test down per person like 10-20 questions.

[Edited on 4/26/2005]

  • 04.26.2005 6:09 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Where do Halo 3 topics belong?

a) The Flood
b) The Underground
c) New Mombasa
d) None of the above

How many members of the Covenant did Mister Chief kill in the book "First Strike"? (approx.)

a) 1-1,000
b) 1,001-10,000
c) 10,001+
d) None of the above


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And here are SOME of the questions. warning LONG

Question 1: What shouldn't you be use?
Question 2: Are you finding? Very much want what return?
Question 3: Do you promise not to spam the forums? [Please do not lie]
Question 4: Who are helping to take over the universe?
Question 5: What in jar now?
Question 6: How do you get the Golden Warthog?
Question 6b: Yellow Banshee?
Question 6c: Yellow shotgun?
Question 6d: Yellow sword?
Question 6e: Yellow spectre?
Question 6f: Yellow scorpion?
Question 6g: Yellow sniper rifle?
Question 7: What number is darker?
Question 8: Where do you want to go in life? Why are you here? Are you a spy? For who? Do you no Bin Ladin? Wheres he hinding? Can you take me there? Do you play cards with him? Is he any good at poker? Are you any good at poker? Do you want to play strip poker whit my mom? why!?
Question 9: How far does this go?
Question 10: Can anyone besides Microsoft and Yourself reset your friends list?
Question 11: Was there a Battle Rifle in Halo:CE?
Question11: Will you mock bungie?
Question 12: Recon's avatar is a picture of...?
Question 13: WAT IS RONG WIT THIS TEXT?
Question 14: What is also fun?
Question 15 :Why are you here?
Question 17: Can you be a moderator?
Question 18: How do you link your Gamertag?
Question 19: How do you show the Bungie.net behind your Gamertag?
Question 20: How do you get a girl’s attention?
Question 21:How do you convince a moderator to make you a forum ninja?
Question 22: Who is Wrkncacnter and how do you pronounce it?
Question 23: Why are all men in green jumpsuits to be shot?
Question 24: When will there be Gnop! 2?
Question 25: Who ate the Tiajuana Mama?
Question 26: Have you answered every question so far?

A.)True
B.)False
Question 27: Why is the sky?
Question 28: Bungie recently brought back the ________.
Question 29: All your base are belong to us?
Question 30: Where do you 'do not post unrelated threads in forums'?
Question 31: Does flaming hurt people's feelings?
Question 32: Can anyone here speak proper English so that we can understand what you're talking about?
Question 33: Beware of low-flying:

a) Nightmares
b) Defence Drones
c) All of the above
d) None of the above
Question 34: Your Mom?

A.) Yes
B.) No
Question 35: Deep fried and-
a. soaked in lemon juice
b. sold to slavers
c. wrapped in bacon
d. bad for your health
Question 36: Satisfying a)________ since b)____
A:
B:
Question 37: Will you by buying Pimps at Sea when it is released next April?

A.) Yes
B.) No
C.) Land ho!
B.) Avast ye' -blam!-es!
Question 38: Have you read the rules? If so, write an essay summarizing and exploring the meanings of the rules in no less than 10,000 words. If not, write an essay summarizing and exploring the reasons for not having read the rules in no less than 1,000,000 words.

Submit all essays to the paper shredder.
N.B, any essays that are destroyed or illegible before a Bungie staff member has read the essay, will have to be written again.

-All essays must be hand written and without the use of any pens, pencils or writing equipment.
Question 39?What is better?

a)Gnop
b)Halo
c)Halo 2
d)all of the above
Question 40: Are you a brain dead monkey (or for Peter Sellers fans, a "a bren dead minkie")?
If this question is answered incorrectly, the Soul should interrupt the test and permban your sorry ass.
Question 41: What is the meaning of life? Sum up in no more than 2 characters.
Question 42: Who is the Soul?
Question 43: Who is watching you?
Question 44: What was found on Reach?
Question 45: What was Reach?
Question 46: Who is Doc. Halsey?
Question 47: Is there more?
Question 48: What does MAC stand for?
Question 49: Does the MJOLNIR armor have security system?
Question 50: What level of the MJOLNIR armor did the Monitor of Installation 4 say to the Chief?
Question 51: Whose face is on Containment?
Question 52: Who is the Webmaster and what does he wear?
Question 53: Is there a beaver in Coag.?
Question 54: Does the Halo story relate to the Biblr?
Question 55: Are humans Forerunners?
Question 56: Are grunts funny?
Question 57: Are Elites..?
a). taller than the Master Chief
b). stronger than the Chief
c). evenly match with the Chief
Question 58: Who are the Guardians? How do they kill you?
Question 59: Did the Chief ever take a shower on Halo?
Question 60: Who is Frankie?
Question 61: Who created this test? And the people who helped?
Question 62: Where do Halo 3 topics belong?
a) The Flood
b) The Underground
c) New Mombasa
d) None of the above
Question 63: How many members of the Covenant did Mister Chief kill in the book "First Strike"? (approx.)

a) 1-1,000
b) 1,001-10,000
c) 10,001+
d) None of the above

Question 64: Do you like this test?

i have more coming i am at #75 while eating carel with one hand:)

[Edited on 4/26/2005]

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What speed do flaming ninjas travel at?

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Heh, going through this thread makes me think about the amounts of useless trivia I know.

Life rules.

  • 04.26.2005 10:06 PM PDT
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Who would win in a fight to the death?

  • 04.26.2005 11:52 PM PDT
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Which is Darker?

When the universe ends, who will be the one to put up the chairs, turn out the lights and lock the door on their way out?



What do we do to all enemies?


"Them what kills you, stay the path, beware the moon" is in referance to what?


Who knows everything, just not all at once?

How much wood, could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck was owned by Bungie?

An amplifier goes up to eleven, making it the loudest amplifier there is. Your responce to 'Why not make ten louder, so ten is the loudest' be?


Seven is what?


Whom should not go near the servers?


If you are unable to tell your mom, then whom should you tell?

  • 04.27.2005 12:08 AM PDT
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Meaning of Life?
42!

The yellow banshee is used to get the golden warthog. Duh.

  • 04.27.2005 1:08 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Jimmychatt
Meaning of Life?
42!

The yellow banshee is used to get the golden warthog. Duh.


But you need the Golden Warthog to get the Yellow Banshee...

Oh. I see.
It's sad that I know that answer to that "Who knows everything, jsut not at once" one.

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Posted by: Stickman Army
Heh, going through this thread makes me think about the amounts of useless trivia I know.

Life rules.


Bungie IRC trivia, sigh.

  • 04.27.2005 4:22 AM PDT
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Who wants to make up a ? for #80?

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What are the seven steps to world domination?

  • 04.27.2005 6:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: Jimmychatt
Meaning of Life?
42!

The yellow banshee is used to get the golden warthog. Duh.


Wow. Congratulatons Jimmychatt. You got it right :D

[Edited on 4/27/2005]

  • 04.27.2005 11:40 AM PDT
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Crap, sorry. This was meant to reply to the post asking to sum up the meaning of life in less than 2 charicters.(I know I can'tm spell)



Go



[Edited on 4/27/2005]

  • 04.27.2005 3:59 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

No. It was from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Deep Thought says that the answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.

  • 04.27.2005 4:31 PM PDT