- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I will staple myself to the front doors two or three days before release, just to guaruntee my purchase. The bleeding will cease eventually, and my hunger will be satisfied by generous little children exiting the food court with pretzels and half-eaten burgers. The stench will ward off other less zealous fanatics, and i'll be the very FIRST to buy Halo 2 in my town.
Of course, i'll have to chew off my limbs to get OFF the door, but that's FINE BY ME!!!