- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"The universe has fascinated manking for many, many years, dating back to the very earliest episodes of 'Star Trek' when the brave crew of the starship Enterprise set out, wearing pajamas, to explore the boundless voids of space, which turned out to be as densely populated as Queens, New Your. Virtually every planet they found was inhabited, usually byu evil beings with cheap costumes and Russian accents, so finally the brave crew of the Enterprise returned back to Earth to gain weight and make movies."
--Dave Barry.
But, that ones probably too long for a sig. Here's a shorter one.
"Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans, to show their appreciation, perform 'the wave.'"
also by Dave Barry.