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Posted by: HELP MEEEEEE
this could be wrong infact it probably is but i like it "I dont care if its god's giant hoola-hoops or the convenants anti-bastard mechine..."


I think it goes"I don't care if it's God's own Anti-Son-of-a--blam!- machine, or a giant hula hoop!"

[Edited on 7/12/2004 9:25:53 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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"figgertiggabits"
-Your_Pants

  • 07.12.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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  • 07.12.2004 9:35 PM PDT
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I'll try a few
"Your full of stupid!"
"Last bum standing gets a new shopping cart"
"Dont be the first to drink the kool-aid"
and"If I had a make people tall machine I would be God of the midgets"
thats all I can think of for now.

  • 07.12.2004 10:01 PM PDT
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ladies and gents we have a winner!

help meeeeeeee for

"you've got pretty eyes." then i say "you do too... Can I lick them?"

if you actually said that then your the man.

  • 07.13.2004 12:10 AM PDT
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How about, "Just cause I'm a dumbass doesn't mean I'm stupid"

Someone actually said that to me... I think he was on crack or something...

  • 07.13.2004 5:14 AM PDT
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"Am I too Turtlely for the Turtle Club?”

And heres one from what one of my friends at school said last year in drama class:

"You two are a stupid head"

  • 07.13.2004 5:30 AM PDT
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Heh. I've got some.

"I touched my inner child."-Brett(friend)

"I once came in mid conversation once, let me tell you, awkward."-I don't remember who said it.

"You're unique. Just like everyone else."-Pavel(friend)

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."-Pavel

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"-Sealab 2021

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth." -Will Rogers.

"Going to church no more makes you a christian than sleeping in your garage makes you a car."- Garrison Keiler

"Life is short and hard. Much like a body building elf."-Me

"Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."-Pavel

"It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's puking."-Pavel

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move."-Douglas Adams

And finally:

"Bungie.net: More fun than a barrell of crackwhores!"-Me






[Edited on 7/13/2004 6:04:02 AM]

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Posted by: GreenChief
Heh. I've got some.

"I touched my inner child."-Brett(friend)

"I once came in mid conversation once, let me tell you, awkward."-I don't remember who said it.

"You're unique. Just like everyone else."-Pavel(friend)

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."-Pavel

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"-Sealab 2021

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth." -Will Rogers.

"Going to church no more makes you a christian than sleeping in your garage makes you a car."- Garrison Keiler

"Life is short and hard. Much like a body building elf."-Me

"Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."-Pavel

"It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's puking."-Pavel

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move."-Douglas Adams

And finally:

"Bungie.net: More fun than a barrell of crackwhores!"-Me






LOL... Best, Quotes, Ever...!

  • 07.13.2004 6:07 AM PDT
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Thanks. I know some funny people.

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"YOU NEED JESUS!"


- My friend Julie (If you cuss, she'll say that, also her father is a Pastor, so that explains alot)

  • 07.13.2004 8:34 AM PDT
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Mommy, where's the reset button?

  • 07.13.2004 9:01 AM PDT
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I have a lot of funny ones from myself and friends but they arent exactly the cleanest quotes you can find. But the cleanest one I got that I half way like is "Dont underestimate ugly people in a fight. They have nothign to lose" Oh and I cant forget "BERGERFICKLE"

[Edited on 7/13/2004 10:08:04 AM]

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wait, if an endangered bird gets sucked into a jet engine, do they arrest the pilot for poaching?

  • 07.13.2004 10:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: MakaVeli4LIfe1
Posted by: Nedus
hey Makaveli,youre a Tupac Shakur fan,are you not? i can tell from your name


Mmhmm


Hahahahaha.

Edit: Think "The Prince."


Er... I could be wrong, but if you mean "Il principe" by "The prince" then wouldn't it be Machiavelli instead of Makavelli?

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"The universe has fascinated manking for many, many years, dating back to the very earliest episodes of 'Star Trek' when the brave crew of the starship Enterprise set out, wearing pajamas, to explore the boundless voids of space, which turned out to be as densely populated as Queens, New Your. Virtually every planet they found was inhabited, usually byu evil beings with cheap costumes and Russian accents, so finally the brave crew of the Enterprise returned back to Earth to gain weight and make movies."

--Dave Barry.

But, that ones probably too long for a sig. Here's a shorter one.

"Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans, to show their appreciation, perform 'the wave.'"

also by Dave Barry.

  • 07.13.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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I love penguins there soft and fluffyand oh so cuddly....and they are good when they're BBQ'd

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