- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
among the various ways hitler killed the oppressed jews in mass is one that wasn't so popular. the jew blender.
the rumored sickly device of destruction is just that, a rumor.
i won't go in to details but i assume you can imagine how this works, (large blender like for milkshakes, but with jews instead.) the device was put out of commision permanently after several "-blam!- clumsiness accidents" which resulted in a small percentage of the total force being wiped out. However the blender itself was recently uncovered in a mountain mans 12 acre land plot by german archaeologists. after reviewing the case i took the responsibility upon my self to interview the local and recieved this reply, "ya man, dem jews were always gettin' the ass end of da deal" relevant? you decide. the mountain folk and his "kin" are being arrested by german authorities for witholding evidence in relation to the holocaust.
Picture of the blender in full operation----> Click! (ya right, there's no pic. but the story is true!)