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Subject: This is just for the mods.
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Double blam.

It's ok, I wasn't really offended I tend to laugh when people get upset over your mom jokes because I never found them that offensive.

  • 07.12.2004 8:19 PM PDT
Subject: Watch out for Obbi.

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Nedus
whoa whats this pelvic thrust?? some kind of sex allusion?


Kinda.

It's an allusion to the Dirty Novel craze of Great Britian back in 1879, when a string of books involving certain naughty body parts and fresh fruit were released into the public, causing mass hysteria.

Thousands died.




ah ok. i see

  • 07.12.2004 8:21 PM PDT
Subject: Why? We're large animals.
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Jay does not understand creating a public thread like this "just for the mods". PM a mod asking how one becomes a moderator, or ask the community.

What is this "fortay"? Did the poster mean "forte"? Jay believes it's pronounced like the English word "fort".

  • 07.12.2004 8:30 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Just for the person who posted this: Give us all your money and we'll think about it.

  • 07.12.2004 8:34 PM PDT
Subject: Umm... Yoozel's a robot, right?
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Is Yoozel talking to himself?

  • 07.12.2004 8:45 PM PDT
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Are mods capable of editing another mods post? Or how about locking another mods 's thread or even banning them? That'd be interesting to see one mod make another mad and have a mod vs mod war go on.

  • 07.12.2004 8:50 PM PDT
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yeah shiska and stosh got in a fight about it. But shishka won

  • 07.12.2004 8:54 PM PDT
Subject: Jay feels so lonely... Jay hears only echoes.
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That's not a pretty idea. Jay supposes that Achronos, Yeroen, and Evil Otto would moderate the mods.

  • 07.12.2004 8:54 PM PDT
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I know a kid named youron abed. Its so sad. We all h8 that kid

  • 07.12.2004 8:57 PM PDT

-S

How did we become mods, anyway?

  • 07.12.2004 9:02 PM PDT
Subject: Yummy yummy munchy munchy Dwarven bones are tasty crunchy
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*whispers* Bungie erased their memories and reprogrammed them into unquestioning servants.

  • 07.12.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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Stosh's Tale of Becoming A Moderator
By: Stosh
Read By The Voice of: Leonard Nimoy

Well...it's a long story, but I bless you with the short version of it. Back a couple years ago when halo was a new game my friends and I started a chapter, "The Mob of Angry Peasants". We hosted lans every weekend and the chapter gained many members. We were successful and someone at bungie took notice. We got spotlighted by bungie. It was pretty awesome.

Around that same time I began to send daily messages to a bungie employee, Yeoren. Basically I just whined about how much I thought the seventh column and bungie.net sucked (it did at the time). He listened and began to actually implement some of my requests and fix some of the bugs I submitted.

At some point Yeroen decided that it would cool if he started a chapter called Chapter Founders. Chapter founders is a place where bungie.net and seventh column users can go and submit bug reports and site suggestions. I joined and was promptly given staff privileges. I've been working at that chapter and helping new users on bungie.net ever since...keep in mind this was about 2 years ago.

I suppose bungie decided to pick me because I've always been here to help...I've got the
experience.


-This post is based upon (Copy and Pasted Really, which is difficult to do in the bungie.net arrangement. Go ahead, you try!) a personal message by stosh.

[Edited on 7/12/2004 9:45:59 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 9:44 PM PDT
Subject: ...nothing but dust and echoes
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Lol, Jay enjoys imagining Nimoy narrating that.

  • 07.12.2004 9:58 PM PDT

bah

Do you notice a similarilty in all the mods? They are crazy man! Just take a hammer, and bash yourself over the head untill you're crazy!

[fineprint][color=lightblue]Please notice that The Rip Saw hereby declares that he takes no legal responsibility for people bashing themselves in the head with a hammer. Although he may have hinted that doing so may cause insanity, he was merely joking. Bashing yourself in the head with a hammer does not cause insanity, merely identifies you as being insane. Any legal repercussions that follow from lawsuits need to be clearly directed at your mom. And always remember: Resistance is futile, you cannot fall off the floor, [/color][color=#002237]7 is darker,[/color][color=lightblue] and Bungie will someday own the world. Now have a nice day and enjoy Coca-Cola![/color][/fineprint]


[Edited on 7/12/2004 10:27:54 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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First of all u ned to sleep on the streets (street smarts), second you whack urself in the head until u become wise, thrid i dont knwo how u do

oh yea and u have to learn how to spell

[Edited on 7/12/2004 11:13:16 PM]

  • 07.12.2004 11:12 PM PDT
Subject: ...nothing but cookies and pie
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Mods become mods through a series of rituals so bizarre and evil that I must tell you.

After being introduced to Bungie for awhile mods begin to be infected with dark thoughts of world domination and Bungie supremacy. They are desperate to cash in on the glory and power of the Bungie empire. Their desperation lead them down the path of the occult and damnation. They take up practicing chants to the dark Bungie-gods, hoping that they will take notice of their futile efforts to be recognized by the great beings of Bungie Studios. As they travel the path of a disciple of Bungie there deeds of devotion become more sinister. They begin holding dark rituals when the planets are aligned, sacrificing cute furry woodland animals to their masters and hosting Halo lan parties late into the night. If one's devotion is strong enough, and their deeds vile enough, Bungie may choose one to become a link between them and the masses of pathetic mortals who cal themselves "fans." None know what horrible deeds must be performed to advance far enough to finally be chosen as a "Mod," but I'm pretty sure they're the stuff of nightmares, things a lesser man would gouge his eyes out upon seeing. But some find the price easily worth the mystical powers granted to them by the divine beings at Bungie.

  • 07.12.2004 11:29 PM PDT
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u must get the crazy idea of world domination of a video game company

its a cool thought

  • 07.12.2004 11:31 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

I woke up naked and wet in a storage closet deep inside Bungie HQ.Where's my robot mother?

  • 07.13.2004 12:08 AM PDT

-S

Posted by: Templar Zealot
Mods become mods through a series of rituals so bizarre and evil that I must tell you.


If you actually knew, your mind would collapse on itself in the attempt to regress to a time when you were ignorant to the dark and arcane ritual initiation, and your heart would burst in your chest from the fear the images conjured by the memory and burned into your retinas.

  • 07.13.2004 1:13 AM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

Posted by: Yoozel
I woke up naked and wet in a storage closet deep inside Bungie HQ.


Whoa, to much info there Yoozel.

Hmmm...

You were in a closet wet you say? And naked? Reminds me of this time back at Purdue by Delta Sig when we took this guy pledging and...

Uh...

I think it best that I stop here.

Achilles

[Edited on 7/13/2004 2:02:35 AM]

  • 07.13.2004 2:00 AM PDT
Subject: This is just to anybody.
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CabooseMoose7103 owns a gamecube, he doesn't even have an xbox yet, wannabe

  • 07.13.2004 7:03 AM PDT
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im sure he has an xbox
anyways
mods were chosen for how stupid they were
bungie searched the sites and found the people that had the stupidest thing to say. Several people that said embarassingly stupid things were chosen and given powers. That sort of answers the question as to why they are so bad at the job.

  • 07.13.2004 7:07 AM PDT
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Heh. I still stick with the theory that the mods were randomly picked up off of teh streets, and shoved into a van, to go the b.net re-education center.

Classes include:

1.Math(proper way to mod the forums)
2.English(learn crazy forum user langauge)
3.History(the history of b.net)
4.P.E.(learn to get stronger finger resistence for all the typing and such)
5.Bungie Worshipping(pretty straight forward)

Now they live in small dinky apartments infested with rats and roaches, and are only allowed to leave their computer to eat, drink, and worship Bungie.

All you have to do to be a mod is walk around certain areas of Washington state, and wear Bungie clothing. And hope for the best*

*And by best, I mean one of the worst experiences you can imagine.

  • 07.13.2004 7:16 AM PDT
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Here's my theory. It's just like the SPARTAN-II project.

Ahem.

A long, long time ago, (in a galaxy far, far away) little boys and girls were taken from their parents by the people at the corporation known as Bungie. Bungie was panicking, people were in a state of mass hysteria. They were ranting and raving about a game called "Halo."

These little boys and girls from a distant colony in another galaxy(that Bungie set up, because of their superior technology) were trained, genetically enhanced, and given cybernetic modding strength. Few survived. They were given the name "moderators," but many people call them mods. The ones left today are the last of their kind.

THE END.

P.S. This story supports my theory that all mods are cyborg aliens. And that Bungie is on a quest for universal domination. XD

  • 07.13.2004 7:34 AM PDT
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You're going to dislike Bungie seeing as how their fortay is your mom jokes. Lighten up a little buddy.


I know this guy personaly. He does not understand the irony of these jokes. I think he might be bi-polar. lol

I wonder if I'm the freind he speaks of or if it's Broken Angel.

  • 07.13.2004 8:05 AM PDT

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