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Subject: HOW DO U IMAGINE THE FINAL WEEKLY UPDATE?
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No bentfishy this is how it really goes,

"We have destroyed all copies of Halo 2 and all the ideas generated by Bungie in a large bonfire, we did this because the game had a missing texture on a tree in level 5 right after you get off the dropship, all the way in the corner next to thesmall rock tha looks like a rock. Huge mistake. Sorry, guess you'll just have to keep playing Halo 1 because no more Halo games to come. Also we destroyed Bungie studios with a large nuclear explosion. Have fun.

UPDATE- today MS went bankrupt and have stopped everything Xbox related, so have fun with your Xbox, because thats all you'll have. Also Everything Xbox related is illegal everywhee in the world. If you are caught with anything related to Xbox you will be shot on sight. Have a Nice day."

Frankie.

  • 07.13.2004 9:02 AM PDT
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maybe he will un-censor old sentences and post them in this update

  • 07.13.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gestapo_
No bentfishy this is how it really goes,

"We have destroyed all copies of Halo 2 and all the ideas generated by Bungie in a large bonfire, we did this because the game had a missing texture on a tree in level 5 right after you get off the dropship, all the way in the corner next to thesmall rock tha looks like a rock. Huge mistake. Sorry, guess you'll just have to keep playing Halo 1 because no more Halo games to come. Also we destroyed Bungie studios with a large nuclear explosion. Have fun.

UPDATE- today MS went bankrupt and have stopped everything Xbox related, so have fun with your Xbox, because thats all you'll have. Also Everything Xbox related is illegal everywhee in the world. If you are caught with anything related to Xbox you will be shot on sight. Have a Nice day."

Frankie.


yeah or right after the bonfire they hire the mafia to come and reclaim every copy of halo 1.

  • 07.13.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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i figured someone would mention something about a whole boat load of "cencored" words. But the updates usually just talk about what went on in the last weak of development. So i would assume there wouldn't be any cencored words at all. Assuming updates stop when halo2 is done, my guess is that the final update would just be people at bungie talking about calling some jerk on the phone about not making enough copies of the game to be shipped to *insert random towns name*.

As the game gets closer to the release date it seems that the updates would relatively get more vague. Because people are no longer working on big spoilers in the game. Of course... as the release dates get closer, there will be more exclusive spoilers in the gaming magazines.

So it'll be a win/lose situation

  • 07.13.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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"We have destroyed all copies of Halo 2 and all the ideas generated by Bungie in a large bonfire, we did this because the game had a missing texture on a tree in level 5 right after you get off the dropship, all the way in the corner next to thesmall rock tha looks like a rock. Huge mistake. Sorry, guess you'll just have to keep playing Halo 1 because no more Halo games to come. Also we destroyed Bungie studios with a large nuclear explosion. Have fun.



Hahahahahah........LOL
That sounds like something from The Restaraunt At The End Of The Universe.

Any way but ya the uncensored thing would be cool. Ha it would be like : The uncensored and the uncensored are really coming around nicely.

  • 07.13.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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how about they release a 5 page update with nothing but censor on it.

  • 07.13.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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Ya bentfishy I can see it now.

"CENSORED is CENSORED with the CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED and the CENSORED CENSORED with a big CENSORED CENSORED who kills CENSORED then the giant CENSORED ate CENSORED CENSORED whos CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED screwed your CENSORED and don't forget the CENSORED and then CENSORED CENSORED, and then CENSORED dies and CENSORED the little voice in my head said CENSORED and CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED and to kill all CENSORED CENSORED giant CENSORED great CENSORED feature."

"Hope you enjoyed this update. I know I did."


Frankie

  • 07.13.2004 10:05 AM PDT
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Two words

Wait and see

(I know its three words)

  • 07.13.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Fatalsnipe9
(Censor) words

(Censor) and (Censor)

(I know its (Censor) words)

  • 07.13.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: bentfishy
Posted by: Fatalsnipe9
(Censor) words

(Censor) and (Censor)

(I know its (Censor) words)


heh good CENSORED

  • 07.13.2004 10:22 AM PDT

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