- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I am currently at work, and we can't have coffee at our Workstations unless it is in a covered cup. Mine is at home, due to lack of planning, so I bought a Mountain Dew, hoping to obtain enough caffeine so I am not a zombie by 3AM. Well, the Mountain Dew is nothing compared to the brown god of fluids, so I decided to put the coffee in my Mountain Dew bottle. Sounds good, right? Well, not really. The bottle began to shrink as I poured the coffee in, making a mess all over the counter as I quickly tried to correct myself. In the process I managed to burn the piss out of my hand. Well, enough ranting. I need something to read.