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Subject: Toot your own horn! (Brag your ass off- this is the place to do it!)
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yeah! there ya go! it definitely woudln't hurt to have your wings when you try out for NASA. especially if you flew supersonic fighter jets.

  • 07.14.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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Yay!!! A hundred posts!!! w00t!!!!

  • 07.14.2004 9:57 AM PDT
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ummm ok

- I'm extremely good lookin

- I have a super hot gurl friend ( with nice features if you know what I mean)

- I'm only 15 years old and I have had a threesome already

- I got an MVP award in soccer

-I scored 10 goals in my undefeated soccer season

- I scored 20 points in my Basketball season

- I'm very athletic

- I'm competetive about everything

- I hate loosing to anything, thats why I dont do it often

-I am very smart

- My GPA is 4.25

- I like making people seem dumb ( it's funny )

- I put exlax in my teachers coffee and she didn't come to school the next two days

- I love football

- I love all sports except swimming because I cant

- My favorite colors are Blue, Red, and Black, but mainly blue

- I have 6 brothers and 6 sisters

- I love halo

- I never back down from anything

- I'm outgoing

- Noone wants to see my bad side

- If I dont like you then I will not say so, but tell other people that I dont and make fun of you

- And mine is bigger than yours :P

  • 07.14.2004 10:13 AM PDT
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-I can hold my drink well

-I excel under pressure

-I have a surreal sense of humour

-I can spell properly (usually)

-I have the reactions of a panther

-I'm good at lateral thinking

-I have great spatial awareness

-I'm a musical elitist

-I love films

-My friends have never deafeated me at Halo (though they are -blam!--anyone in Leeds fancy a LAN party?)

-I have no enemies

-I have good hair

-I have no longstanding commitments

-I bore easily

  • 07.14.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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Did you know that I'm 176% more likely to take over the world than every other 16 year old in the world?

I've been on these forums for less than 2 months and I've already surpassed the nevvb phase!!!!!!!

I started a mosh pit in a bathroom at a Metallica concert. Now that was funny.

  • 07.14.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
I've been on these forums for less than 2 months and I've already surpassed the nevvb phase!!!!!!!


I surpassed it after three days.

  • 07.14.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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[quote]Posted by: Liton
my IQ is above average. quote]

You have an IQ above average? That's so impressive. According to the IQ test you took, you have the potential to become smarter then over half the people on Earth. Keep in mind, that includes all the people dying of AIDS in Africa and the people living in poverty in Mexico. Oh, and don't forget all those younger then you too. Wow, you're sure smart!

  • 07.14.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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i know how to count all the way to schwifty five

  • 07.14.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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I play Halo?

  • 07.14.2004 1:53 PM PDT
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I...um...well...I...hmmm...I...well...um...uh, love Halo? Or...um...I can kill with a thought?

  • 07.14.2004 2:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
I...um...well...I...hmmm...I...well...um...uh, love Halo? Or...um...I can kill with a thought?


You've beat us all!

  • 07.14.2004 2:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
I...um...well...I...hmmm...I...well...um...uh, love Halo? Or...um...I can kill with a thought?


How about, "I can use the most meaningless words in a single sentence"? That isn't meant to be mean, just suggestive.

  • 07.14.2004 2:04 PM PDT
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damn your mean

  • 07.14.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Well....

I have b00bs :|

and I can breathe

and-and...I float in the bathtub!

  • 07.14.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: Spartan 096
I...um...well...I...hmmm...I...well...um...uh, love Halo? Or...um...I can kill with a thought?


How about, "I can use the most meaningless words in a single sentence"? That isn't meant to be mean, just suggestive.

I can. I just like doing that.

  • 07.14.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: PsychoElite
damn your mean


It really wasn't meant to be mean. I promise.

  • 07.14.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lacrimosa
Well....

I have b00bs :|

and I can breathe

and-and...I float in the bathtub!

are you a girl or are you fat

  • 07.14.2004 2:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: PsychoElite
Posted by: Lacrimosa
Well....

I have b00bs :|

and I can breathe

and-and...I float in the bathtub!

are you a girl or are you fat


I'm a girl, thanks for being rude enough to ask nicely <3

  • 07.14.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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Also, I just completed the Maw!!!!! I'm finished!!!! Well I haven't just completed it. I completed it yesterday.

  • 07.14.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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Oh and for ajentkay, " I...can...use...those...meaningless...words...in...one...sent ance."

  • 07.14.2004 2:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Excommunicado
I've been on these forums for less than 2 months and I've already surpassed the nevvb phase!!!!!!!

I did that in less than a day. I just didn't make a post for months, so no-one knew what level I was at anyway. I then made non-new person posts, and everyone assumed that I'd been there for ages. Simple ;-)

  • 07.14.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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OHHHH SNAAAP!!!

  • 07.14.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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I am the best in world at suck at everything, missing leters when I write, and being extremely pessimistic all the time

  • 07.14.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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I...can...play...war...games...(irl)...with...my...brother... and...his...friends. My...friends...don't...like...war...games...or...Halo. So...I...can...only...play...with...my...brother...or...his.. .friends.

  • 07.14.2004 2:24 PM PDT

Ooh, I have two others:

1. I once met Peter Molyneux, whilst testing Fable at Lionhead. I offered him some of my minibar Toblerone, but he was on a diet.

2. I'm in the Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon credits. I'm even on a website that archives the credits from every game that has been released.

  • 07.14.2004 2:35 PM PDT