- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
What's gone down? I didn't realize Bungie was now catering to the masses. I guess you have to sell out to please them. What on earth is wrong with the PP/BR Combo, please, tell me. Do you realize that Colossus was already imbalanced as it was? It seems the joke is on the whiney newbs, when the update comes. It's good to have only one long distance instakill weapon on the map, because it's fair that way. Good job, my man. You may not influence directly the modifications to the game or maps, but please with all your power be competent. Don't fix what isn't broken: now would be a good application. Now it's my turn to rant on about something ridiculous. Ok, so I begin:
No Radar in H2H: I thoroughly enjoyed Head to Head with radar, it was the only place you could sneak. Let's be honest, if you creep walk around in 4v4 you're going to get spotted and killed before you can do anything productive. Also, hiding. Hiding is part of the game. While it may be imbalanced on some maps (Beaver, Foundation), it works fine on other maps. You see, this is where skill comes in. People are predictable when it comes to hiding. There's only a number of spots random scrub players choose to hide, especially on small maps. On Beaver it's a different story. Hide with the rockets and over shield and they are unkillable. You can only hope to shield blast them so and get close so they kill themselves.
Sword Flying Glitch: I'm hearing that people have found another way of doing it.
Nerfed Pistols: I hear dual pistol is worthless now. That combo was the only good at killing things fast before you get sniped or PP / BRed.
PP / BR Removal (Colossus/Beaver): Ah, I can see Beaver now in Head to Head. Let's see who can camp the overshield with Rockets and Sniper more effectively. Great. Not to say that Beaver will be any worse than it was but this will not work. Colossus: Ruined; another map that favored the teaming holding the sniper. Now you can't even kill them from a distance before getting sniped.
Wahmbulance: I thought joksters weren't funny. Anyways, I believe I will need one before this ends.
Brown Nosing the Scrub Players: You even say the general H2 community was what the modifications were based off of. You think they know what's best for the game? The players that "play for fun" are those that should not be deciding what's to be changed. The players that "player for fun" suck, period. Everyone knows that it's no fun to be owned like a scrub. Just because they suck, does not mean they should get an equivalent field to play on. Also, the whiney newbs are generally not intelligent. For example, they have no concept of what is balanced. PP/BR is called the "newb combo." ..... More like the "newb-ownage combo." You have to be stupid to tank the huge green thing coming at you. Also, people complain of the sword. Ridiculous; as always.
Objective games in H2H: This is a joke. I don't want to play Team Skirmish in 1v1. Sorry, it just doesn't strike me as fun to play a TEAM BASED game head to head.
Coag: This map is unfixable, my friend. Give up. Let me put it in a simple math equation. 6 vehicles + 1 rocket launcher + Newbs unwilling to try to shoot vehicles without rockets = Broken map. Not to forget the unlimited sniper and rocket ammo, with people whoring banshees. I'm afraid BR can't solve the current problems.
I know now there is no taking back the modifications. I know that it will never happen. Realize this though, despite what you may believe, the "pros" are not happy with the modifications. Perhaps I cannot represent them all, but I know that I am not happy with them. I'm personally angered at this horse s. Make H3 good like H2 was. But this time, don't break the object that was near perfection.