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whats your favorite qoute from family guy mine is; stewie: oh my god its finalley happened he's become so big hes colasped into himself like a nuetron star

  • 07.13.2004 3:39 PM PDT

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  • 07.13.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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yeah and ; well it taste like a monkey a monkey thats past its time said by chris

  • 07.13.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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here's some of my faves. there's just too many great ones!

Chris: Dad, what are blowholes for?
Peter: I can tell you what they AREN'T for and why I can never go back to Sea World again...

Peter: Oh, you don't need to go to school! You can learn everything on the streets.
(scene changes to two 'gangsta' like guys standing on a street corner)
Guy on Street #1: It's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?
Guy on Street #2: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?
Guy On Street #1: Depends if he stops to see his ho.
Guy on Street #2: That's what we call a "variable".


Stewie Griffin (to waiter): You. Cut my eggs.
(waiter cuts eggs)
Waiter: Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie Griffin: Now cut my milk.
Waiter: Uh,I can't sir, it's liquid.
Stewie Griffin: (slaps waiter) IDIOT. Freeze it, then CUT it. And if you ever question me again, I shall put you on diaper detail. And believe me, I will not make it easy on you.

Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter Griffin: (Thinking to himself "Don't say doing you wife. Don't say doing your wife.") Doing your, uh, son...

Lois : You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter : Uh, what could me and you do together? Lois, you've got a sick mind.
Lois : Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter : Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.


  • 07.13.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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heres a few.
Flight attendant:your pillow fort is ready,but now no one has any pillows.
Peter then jumps in the fort goes shifty eyes for a moment and slaps a no girls allowed sign on the fort.
OR
Airport clerk: I'm sorry we couldn't get you back to america earlier but we didn't know you were in the bathroom together.
Louis:we weren't doing what you think
Peter:i was!
OR
Lindsy:whats your name(to stewie)
Stewie:stewie but you can call me stuart or snake. Hmm I like the sound of that. Snake Griffin. :Hisses:

  • 07.13.2004 4:34 PM PDT