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Subject: The most epic threads in all of Bungie.net

I am asleep.

I can't stop laughing... I couldn't be any more glad I stayed up tonight :P

Oh, and I'm saving this thread!

  • 04.10.2009 5:49 PM PDT

No battle is decided in a single moment, although in every battle there arise moments of crisis, on which the result depends. - Carl von Clausewitz

No man’s knowledge can go beyond his own experience.- John Locke

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they glow in the dark!

My vote goes to that giant pie thread.

  • 04.10.2009 5:50 PM PDT
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N I N J A S T Y L E 8)
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~ I hate people who sign their names

I think almost every ninja posted in that thread.

  • 04.10.2009 5:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ric Adbur
On January 26, 2007, The Ugliest Kitchen Contest was posted on www.webe108.com. Kitchen 8 became a Bungie phenomenon.
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(Copied from the original page which can be found here)

WIN A BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN!
Courtesty of Express Kitchens in Orange!

Vote on the Ugliest Kitchen-January 24th-January 31st! Saturday February 3rd, the grand prize winner gets a $10,000 kitchen makeover!

All 6 finalists are invited to the Grand Opening party at
Express Kitchens in Orange February 3rd where one person will receive the grand prize $10,000 kitchen makeover! Stop down for prizes to win, WEBE Freebies and other surprises!

5 runner-ups win a $1000 gift certificate toward a $10,000 kitchen or $500 towards a $5000 kitchen from Express Kitchens.

Which kitchen do you think is the ugliest?

Kitchen #1

Kitchen #2

Kitchen #3

Kitchen #4

Kitchen #5

Kitchen #6

Kitchen #7

Kitchen #8

Kitchen #9

Kitchen #10

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Major Threads in The Flood about Kitchen 8

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=9849403

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=9850320
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And of course, Kamatzu created a group portrait.
The Floodians at Kitchen 8 - 1.26.07

B.net Members Pictured above:
The Webmaster
Darkness Howls
Commander Santa
gruntfarmer
Kamatzu
Ric Adbur
GHOSTRIDERJP
raison d etre
intelo2
Tommahawk815
BANANA RAMA
BlueNighter99
Ovechkin 8
xTRIGGER092x
xp3r7k1LL3r
Grand Kai
Grunt lover
Many others...


The origina thread was deleted by a mod (-blam!-). But there was even a group named after it. That seems like a long time ago now =( but those were the good times.

  • 04.10.2009 5:53 PM PDT

sup sup sup

These are pretty old ones I found that I have saved.
Link
Link 2
Link 3
And here is a thread very similar to this one
Link

  • 04.10.2009 5:59 PM PDT

Dianna Agron is the epitome of perfection.

Quinntology.

Nonsense. The greatest thread is either SmartFilter or The Seventh Column Council

Of course, none of you probably remember those threads...

[Edited on 04.10.2009 6:20 PM PDT]

  • 04.10.2009 6:20 PM PDT
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OP thread was epic, it receives my vote for most epic thread

  • 04.10.2009 6:29 PM PDT

International Army for the Liberation of Hotdogs.
" The Grunt " - Death Served on A Screaming Platter!
You lack the majestic curves of a ripe banana! YOU SIR ARE A PINEAPPLE
win
Justin Bieber sounds like two high-pitched walruses engaging in sex.

suspended

the best thread ever

there was a 3rd, about how this one guy made 20-some parts on a halo story that rocked my socks, but he got banned >:O

  • 04.10.2009 6:50 PM PDT
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toasting in epic bread

  • 04.10.2009 6:51 PM PDT

Posted by: The Overseer 92
Nice job Cpt. Obvious.

Posted by: Cap Obvious
Hey! :(

How about the thread about me having cancer .... that a ninja locked , and it was no joke ... i just hope that ninja can survive cancer >:)

  • 04.10.2009 6:55 PM PDT
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well i wat to clear halo of retards
Don't be so hard on yourself.

  • 04.10.2009 6:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: psyko78
toasting in epic bread


roasting in epic bed

[Edited on 04.10.2009 7:00 PM PDT]

  • 04.10.2009 7:00 PM PDT

<3 PMS Clan-Twitter-Personal Site
Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

This or this.

You can't argue.

  • 04.10.2009 7:16 PM PDT
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Best thread Evar!!(look 4 me.)

  • 04.10.2009 7:17 PM PDT
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Butt-hair.

  • 04.10.2009 7:28 PM PDT

EAT PIE OR ELSE!!!!!

Posted by: Cloneof501
Posted by: Spartan091693
Whether they're hilarious, retarded, or just plain EPIC, post them here so we can either laugh, think angry thoughts, or be 'wowed'

The most Epic thread in ALL of Bungie

URLs would be great so we could see for ourselves :)

(These can be from ANY forum on Bungie.net EXCEPT groups)

That post looked like a pretty staged thing to me.

no i was in it so it couldnt of been

  • 04.10.2009 7:40 PM PDT
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look at last post :D

  • 04.10.2009 7:47 PM PDT

| Thee Warriors | Bungie Stalks Me! |
As a Squirrel Ninja I do hereby promise to uphold our traditions, beliefs, and secrets, to recruit and induct Squirrel Ninjas who represent our ideals with pride, and to defend our traditions at all costs to myself with no exception. As a Squirrel Ninja I promise this until I die, or can’t physically or mentally uphold the ways of the Squirrel Ninja.

OP's post is quoted at the bottom.

And this one

  • 04.10.2009 7:47 PM PDT
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Can you believe it?

I don't know about best, but this is one of my favorite threads.

  • 04.10.2009 7:53 PM PDT

Think you can take me in NHL12? Send me a message/invite

Posted by: Cloneof501
Posted by: Spartan091693
Whether they're hilarious, retarded, or just plain EPIC, post them here so we can either laugh, think angry thoughts, or be 'wowed'

The most Epic thread in ALL of Bungie

URLs would be great so we could see for ourselves :)

(These can be from ANY forum on Bungie.net EXCEPT groups)

That post looked like a pretty staged thing to me.


Don't think so. His birthyear is 95 (He doesn't randomly pick 95) so he was around 13 or 14? Idk, but youngins do dumb stuff like that lolllll! I really don't think it's setup, but hey, I still die everytime I see it.

  • 04.10.2009 8:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan091693
Posted by: Cloneof501
Posted by: Spartan091693
Whether they're hilarious, retarded, or just plain EPIC, post them here so we can either laugh, think angry thoughts, or be 'wowed'

The most Epic thread in ALL of Bungie

URLs would be great so we could see for ourselves :)

(These can be from ANY forum on Bungie.net EXCEPT groups)

That post looked like a pretty staged thing to me.


Don't think so. His birthyear is 95 (He doesn't randomly pick 95) so he was around 13 or 14? Idk, but youngins do dumb stuff like that lolllll! I really don't think it's setup, but hey, I still die everytime I see it.

I'm 14 and I'm not a raving idiot -_-

  • 04.10.2009 8:01 PM PDT

Think you can take me in NHL12? Send me a message/invite

Obviously, he is :) but what's the funniest is the ding dong parts LOL

  • 04.10.2009 8:04 PM PDT

(Bungie > 343i)

No doubt the best thread so far.

Link

  • 04.10.2009 8:15 PM PDT