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Subject: You know you play halo to much when...
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1.)you've the seen legendary ending more then 20 times
2.)wen ur index fingers twitch constantly
3.)when u drool thinkin about halo
4.)when u hallucinate little 5foot grunts running around ur bedroom
5.)Your have more then 5 xboxes, and play LAN with yourself
6. You bought a Hummer cuz its the closest thing to a Warthog
7. You have 12 backup copies of Halo
8. You pre-ordered Game Stop's entire first shipment of Halo 2
9. You spraypaint your wife purple to be Cortana
10. You can beat 15 Bungie employees in a LAN CTF game
11. You wrote "Master Chief's Cookbook"
12. You homeschool your kids and their history book is "Fall of Reach"
13. You become an astronomer to proove the existance of the Covenant
14. You've found the Yellow Banshee
15. You beat Halo on Legendary in a half hour
16. You stole Halo 2's source code
17.)You have to take arthritis medication to keep playing
19.)Your friend is , ready for you, and you STILL prefer to play HALO
20.)During a power outage, you hooked your XBOX and TV to your computer's battery backup so you could play for 15 more minutes
21.)the average surface temperature of your XBOX controller is 98.6
22.)A special message flashes across your screen interrupting gameplay, reading "ENOUGH ALREADY, GO TO BED!!"
23.)you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet
24.)you argue online with people you don't know, about if forerunners are human or not
25.)The plastic on your controller is all the way down
26.)You were a Spartan for halloween, and your 30 years old


add on to this list

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  • 04.24.2004 10:08 AM PDT
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This is hilarious, but i do none of it and there is NEVER TOO MUCH HALO!

  • 04.24.2004 10:13 AM PDT

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you buy a toy Battle Rifle,pretend to shoot people,etc,etc,...The list goes on for hours.

  • 04.24.2004 10:15 AM PDT
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lol

  • 04.24.2004 10:16 AM PDT
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HAHAHAAH thats to much. The one of spraypainting your wife is awsome im going to try that.lol

  • 04.24.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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I know when I've played to long when I hear explosions in complete silence.

  • 04.24.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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come on people i know you have more then that, think of more...

  • 04.24.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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You know you play too much Halo when you buy a plastic armor set, spraypaint it green and raid the Marine base saying "Get tactical Marines, we gotta go fight those Covenant".

  • 04.24.2004 10:32 AM PDT
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You throw water ballons and expect them to stick to people.

  • 04.24.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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lol that ones good.

  • 04.24.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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you still believe in the april 1st release date
the elites are afraid of you
you create an exact replica of the pillar of autumn
you legally rename yourself John
you get your shotgun when there is a flood warning.
You hump the elites in campaign.
You refuse to go to your local library without bringing a shotgun and s.
You scream like Grunt when being beaten to the ground
you come up with theorys so that you can say halo is real
you get a dentention because your on a halo forum in your computer programming class instead of doing your assignment

  • 04.24.2004 10:38 AM PDT
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lol

  • 04.24.2004 10:42 AM PDT
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you try to dodge a blue sky
you cut your finger and wait for your shield to recharge

  • 04.24.2004 10:46 AM PDT
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lol, cut your finger HAHAHAHAHA.

  • 04.24.2004 10:47 AM PDT
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come on people you can think of more than that. i know theres some hilariuos people around here

  • 04.24.2004 10:54 AM PDT
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If you're ever injured, you just stand on top of a medkit and wait for it to do something.

  • 04.24.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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your cover a grenade with duck tape so it will stick to things.
U start banning your head on the keybroad because u miss the target.

  • 04.24.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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lol stand on a medikit

  • 04.24.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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you jump off the empire state building and try to land on something slanted, thinking it will help you survive

  • 04.24.2004 11:13 AM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

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You know you've played too much HALO:
If you try Rocket Jumping.
If you try and make an AI cube, then try to insert it into your head.

  • 04.24.2004 11:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: gnomefriend
you jump off the empire state building and try to land on something slanted, thinking it will help you survive


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

  • 04.24.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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You beat your friends so badly that they melee you in real life.
Everywhere you go you put on Master Cheif's helmet and bring a few frags incase it gets out of hand.
You get the Halo CD and put on repeat.
You rent a movie theater to have a LAN and you're the only one that shows up.
You turn your closet into a Halo shrine to worship the game.
You spend 3/4 of your time (the rest playing Halo) on the official Halo forums.
You collect DEW U points to get Xbox's 'cause you need the other cash for the game and controllers.
You make your brother repeat Grunt phrases and sounds as you shoot him with your wooden pistol you made in shop class.
You get the Soil CD with the song "Halo" cause you think it's the official beginning song of Halo.
You learn how to hack yourself into your Xbox to play halo and hope you don't die trying to beat it on Legendary.
Every night of the week you have a LAN with atleast 2 Xbox's, even if it's just yourself.
You wear high-water's and have dual shotguns with you because you heard about the flood coming the day before you pick up Halo 2.
You can't sleep at night because you think you hear spider flood in your attic.
You buy an assault rifle and make a clip to only hold 60 rounds.

I'll try to think of more later.

  • 04.24.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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this thread should be a sticky...

  • 04.24.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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lol this thread is hilarious

  • 04.24.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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Come on people think of something.

  • 04.24.2004 11:43 AM PDT