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you know the possible back story connections to marathon.
you now only play halo1 to find the secrets
you know all the secrets
youve found "new" secrets
you can recognize songs off the halo soudntrack within 2 sec.
your friends can recognize songs off of the halo soundtrack when they cycle through your songs playlist.
you keep reading these posts even though they are getting dull and repeted.
you plan your trips around lan tournaments.
your trips are lan tournaments.
you know youve met a "keeper" girl when she will play halo with you
youve managed to convince girls to play halo with you
you let noob's wear red and kill whoever they want, while not shooting them, because you figure its poor sport, when there are better players to go after.
you know what the different bungie.net titles are because you look to the page so often.
you have more controllers then conroller spots because you just had to try out those sexy new "s" controllers
you take girls out to dinner, but only think of multiplayer strategys.
youve got multiplayer manuvers down to codewords.
your best friends were met at halo conventions.
youve added to this post.

  • 04.25.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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When nobody responds to your posts coz you have already come up with everything????

  • 04.25.2004 11:12 PM PDT
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when there are too many pages in the forum of "you know you play halo too much when" that you can't keep track of them

  • 04.25.2004 11:16 PM PDT
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when youve been staring at that bungie thing in the top left, that its imprinted in your vision??

  • 04.25.2004 11:19 PM PDT
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If anyone is interested, I wrote the mechanics for a HALO RPG, table top. We played a little back in AR. before I returned to Japan.

  • 04.25.2004 11:28 PM PDT

Gamer tag- Jonne5

-When your girlfriend screams "There's a scropion on me!!" and you respond by saying "Dont worry i have a rocket launcher"
-When you cant find anyone else to play against because you beat everyone in your town city and state
-When your entire drinking glass collection is the "Grunt Mugs"
-When you see heat waves coming off the street you mistake them for a "possible cloaked enemy"
-When you hit someone in their right shin you expect them to die
-When you hear the word "Sidewinder" you get chills
-When someone says "Chill Out" you correct them by saying "Chilled Out"
-When the first thing you do on friday mornings is check for the new bungie update and rvb episode
-When you plan a trip you look up "Banshee Airlines"
-When you attempt to duck under moving vehicles

thats all i can think of right now......

  • 04.25.2004 11:58 PM PDT
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when you have gone through two consoles and five controllers just playing the game (plus two discs)

it's happened

  • 04.26.2004 12:44 AM PDT
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your eyes turn square and your head suddenly explodes.

  • 04.26.2004 12:48 AM PDT
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You and your friends debate hotly about who would be which RvB Character, despite being nineteen.

You all call eachother by your Halo name. In Public.

When 'Foreplay' is when your girlfriend agrees to play halo before sex.

Your mate pulls up outside, and you run out, leap into the back of his car, and shout 'Come on you lousy bastards!' and other marine catchphrases.

Your girlfriend gets confused because you and all your friends call her 'Tex' and make jokes about half-men half-sharks that wont even sleep with them.

When you have an assignment due in two hours, thats worth 40% of your final mark (which you've not even started), and your on bungie.net thinking of things that mean you play too much halo....

  • 04.26.2004 1:18 AM PDT
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-when you pistol whip the back of your dogs head when he is sleeping
-if you've ever tried to blast a warthog over "the arch"
-if you everr drove a warthog into the ocean in The Silent Cartographer" level and ran into an invisible wall
-you believed a rumor of HALO 1.5 was gonna be released sometime in 2002
-you believe HALO has everything you've ever wanted in a videogame but still want HALO 2
-you hate Killzone even before it comes out
-you pray to God for more hours in a day
-you join a choir to fine tune your voice
-you play "keep the warthog in the air using rockets and grenades" with your friends
-you're in the army and someone throws a grenade at you and you jump over it thinking you'll jump higher
-your pager goes beep beep beep and you think you're gonna die
-you're walking with a friend and you tie your shoes and tell him "keep goin, i'll meet you at the checkpoint"
-you so desparately want to see MC's face but not in a -blam!- way

  • 04.26.2004 1:20 AM PDT
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Hey Gnomefriend, I like your list about knowing when it's enough of Halo. Although about half of them are true about me like seeing the ending more than 20 times (28 times now). If you don't mind i'd like to add to list; "You know you play halo to much when: Your ready to sacrifice your life to the Covanent religeon, when you have a real Banshee sitting out in your backyard, when you've already got the finished version of Halo2, as well as already having Halo3 & when you know the Halo manual of by heart - word for word." They are just a few of my ideas, Thx.

  • 04.26.2004 2:27 AM PDT

The entire fleet is engaged Cortana, with respect what the hell sorta reinforcements have you got?

when you know absolutly everthing their is to know about the game and still find it facinating

when you defy all known logic to proove halo exicts

you leave the game running on the main menu just to hear the theam music

when you ur friend and you brother all play a small halo LAN almost every day of the week

when you think halo is the route of all life
(well not quite but the rest are true)

  • 04.26.2004 2:35 AM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when...

.......when you believe you hear a buzzing "Recharging sound" in your head ... after you just fell off your bike.

  • 04.26.2004 2:50 AM PDT
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How about when you start having recurring dreams about being in Halo? I've had two Red vs. Blue style dreams, and one where I was the MC on Earth as the Covies invaded. It was pretty cool.

  • 04.26.2004 3:14 AM PDT
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you think most of these posts are funny. (in conclusion... i do not play halo too much)

[Edited on 4/26/2004 4:01:12 AM]

  • 04.26.2004 3:46 AM PDT
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You can beat the whole game on legendary in 3 hours!

  • 04.26.2004 4:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ikorist

youve got multiplayer manuvers down to codewords.



Yup.

You know you've played too much when you and a three others can take on 12 people in a CTF game and win. (Every other weekend)
When you've made a 50 play book with 3 strategies on each page, and code words corresponding to each move. (Have it)
When you are shocked and amazed when someone says "What's Halo? "
When you get angry at people always asking "When's Halo 2 come out? " after you already told them " trust only Bungie, it's Fall 2004. " (Every single day)
When you are the answer guy for Halo in pretty much the entire county (That's me)

  • 04.26.2004 5:25 AM PDT
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Grunty Voice--- i guilty of Number 20

  • 04.26.2004 5:33 AM PDT
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I have to go to grunt school Now

  • 04.26.2004 5:34 AM PDT
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* When you already have 2 copies of HALO on Xbox, but still buy the PC version, because it's part of your Duty to help Bungie achieve world Domination.

* When you friends call you Sarge and you talk as much crap as he does - 'Get Tactical morons!"

* When you've been playing for 2 years and still swear that the marines keep saying things you have not heard (TRUE).

* When winning or losing in CTF is not as important as the way in which you Frag your enemies.

* When you try to force everyone around you to love HALO the way you do.

* When your on the train and jump up like an avangelist and begin Teaching HALO lore -loud as hell, like "It is believed that the power of the ForeRunners is the reason for creation"

* You've over analyzed every single line of dialogue in the game.

* You're wondering what that level 10 armor is like, if MCs armor is only a level 2 (as per Guilty Spark)

* You own over 70 xbox games but HALO keeps finding it's way into your machine.

* You own all the books, purchased the toys and every new screen shot becomes your new screen saver.

* When the music from the game is your cell phones ring tone.

* When it's 10 o'clock on a Monday morning and your typing this instead of working.

* When you dream HALO.

* When you've already figured out that when HALO 2 comes out you will buy at least 2 copies and have scheduled a tenative week off on vaccation to coincide with the games release.

* When the only thing better then HALO is HALO.

  • 04.26.2004 6:57 AM PDT
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when your right trigger falls off,when you go to a scientist and you show him/her the design of the master cheifs armor and say"make this and i'll be a test subject" and when u start writing these messages

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  • 04.26.2004 7:01 AM PDT
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You think the Covenant really exist
You belive our present technology will be the same as in Halo
You belive the the nightmare MC armor have a energy shield and are bullet proof
You do things like a Elite,Grunt and so on,as walking like them,scream like them and talk like them.

  • 04.26.2004 7:54 AM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when...

You've read all the posts in this thread...

  • 04.26.2004 8:00 AM PDT
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You've played too much Halo when...

-You come to the realization that a social life cuts way too much into your play time

-You do all of your shopping at the Bungie Store

  • 04.26.2004 8:01 AM PDT
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You played two much games (in general) when you try to save your life in case something go wrong but you cant find the menu......(happen to me sometime)

  • 04.26.2004 8:07 AM PDT