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Spartans Never Die.

Are they ever going to make a playable demo like the one they already made but you can't play. Well are they going to make a playable demo for officcial Xbox Magazine.

  • 04.26.2004 11:38 AM PDT

"Everything is about getting high and any means necessary to get there becomes rational." (Including hours of Halo)-Source Unknown

you see somebody across a large area and say, "If I had a sniper rifle..."
you have memorized the demo video at the begining of Halo
your friends can sound more like an Elite than the Elite does
you and your friends almost get in fist fights over a CTF match
you have wet dreams about Halo 2
you look at the same picture of Halo 2 more than 10 times
you visit all the Halo sites every day to see if there is anything new
you buy a HDTV so that Halo will look better than ever
When you close your eyes the Halo menu is all you can see

  • 04.26.2004 12:22 PM PDT

Posted by: bringer5
When you enlist in the Navy then get the Master Chief rank, then beg to be stationed in the Marine Corps,then buy the Nightmare Armor and go to war with it,with your weapons of choice an assault rifle with 60 rounds a clip and a pistol with a 2x scope
Postedby Gnomefriend then when you get to the battlefield and the enemys are other people, no covie you refuse to fight

Good one.

  • 04.26.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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1. When you tell your girlfriend in a foreign accent that she has the wrong number don't call anymore.
2. When you find yourself saying i went to class all semester i don't need to study for my final
3. when you miss a test because you thought that halo 2 was coming out that day.
4. When you find your self sneaking out of your bed and playing with headphones on so you don't wake up your sleeping beauty
5. When you tell your parents your going to join the arm to be a master cheif and fight the covenant
6. When you pay someone 50 dollars to download 250 kill team slayer on to your system ( it is the truth)
7. When you have started training in multiplayer mode like you were wolverine in the x-men war room.( I suffer from this)
8. You consider halo as a form of martial arts.
9. You have halo action figures.
10. Wen you have a halo shrine dedicatied to all of the fallen soliders in ctf blood glutch battle.
Posted by: gnomefriend
1.)you've the seen legendary ending more then 20 times
2.)wen ur index fingers twitch constantly
3.)when u drool thinkin about halo
4.)when u hallucinate little 5foot grunts running around ur bedroom
5.)Your have more then 5 xboxes, and play LAN with yourself
6. You bought a Hummer cuz its the closest thing to a Warthog
7. You have 12 backup copies of Halo
8. You pre-ordered Game Stop's entire first shipment of Halo 2
9. You spraypaint your wife purple to be Cortana
10. You can beat 15 Bungie employees in a LAN CTF game
11. You wrote "Master Chief's Cookbook"
12. You homeschool your kids and their history book is "Fall of Reach"
13. You become an astronomer to proove the existance of the Covenant
14. You've found the Yellow Banshee
15. You beat Halo on Legendary in a half hour
16. You stole Halo 2's source code
17.)You have to take arthritis medication to keep playing
19.)Your friend is , ready for you, and you STILL prefer to play HALO
20.)During a power outage, you hooked your XBOX and TV to your computer's battery backup so you could play for 15 more minutes
21.)the average surface temperature of your XBOX controller is 98.6
22.)A special message flashes across your screen interrupting gameplay, reading "ENOUGH ALREADY, GO TO BED!!"
23.)you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet
24.)you argue online with people you don't know, about if forerunners are human or not
25.)The plastic on your controller is all the way down
26.)You were a Spartan for halloween, and your 30 years old


add on to this list

  • 04.26.2004 12:25 PM PDT

"Everything is about getting high and any means necessary to get there becomes rational." (Including hours of Halo)-Source Unknown

1.your wife can beat most of your friends because you taught her how to play
2.you don't write a report because you are posting on Halo forums (right now)

  • 04.26.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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sorry gnomefriend but most of those were pretty damn -blam!-.

  • 04.26.2004 12:39 PM PDT
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You see banshees, where in fact, there are none, some heating ducts at best.

  • 04.26.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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When u get a tatto of mister cheif

  • 04.26.2004 12:42 PM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when...
...you can still interact in the bungie forums without getting bored
...analyze the gravity on the halo rings in your physics class
...you think of halo whenever you see something round

and you can still post, and post, and post.

This thread was freakin' hilarious. Gosh, after twelve pages I'm just k.o.!

Alright, I'll go to bed, and please not dream anything concerning Halo ;-)

I think it would be funny if the bungie employees said something about this, cuz they have the most intensified "Halo (2) treatment"

  • 04.26.2004 12:46 PM PDT

Spamming Bungie since 2004!
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
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You shoot at airplanes thinking they're Covenant cruisers
You send Bush a warning that the Covenant are coming

  • 04.26.2004 12:49 PM PDT
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When you go to an airport and pretend it is earth in Halo 2 (because of the building structures)

When you have watch the E3 Halo 2 trailer every day.

You relate everything to Halo

When you get glasses after playing Halo

You teach your 5-year old sister to play Halo so you could play split-screen or cooperate

You pretend your in the air craft carrier in Halo when you go in a plane

You pretend your in a warthog when you go in a hummer

You wish you could put on virtual reality glasses and play Halo and jump around like a mad person and shoot without getting exhausted.

You try and create different guns in Halo and test it so you can hold the gun and shoot at the screen hoping it will work.

You give Halo for everyones' birthday

You try and make friends with everyone by buying a copy of Halo for them.

You try and create your own Halo game and plan on selling millions

You show the E3 trailer to everyone you know and talk about it around a camp fire

You have a wig wam and come up with discussions like this. lol

You keep refreshing this page to see for new posts

You have bungie studios website in your favourites


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  • 04.26.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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When you buy all the Halo action figures to make 10 different games of sixteen cheifs

  • 04.26.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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1) You walk behind a bungie of school kids and you just want to melee them in the back of the head.

2) While doing 1 you make a grab for you water bottle to stick it to their teacher while the voice in your head says 'bet you can't stick it'. (In or not in the sexy out take voice of Jen Taylor, and man she does sound lovely.)

  • 04.26.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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You know you play too much when you jump up and down at the top of Mt. Everest trying to find a glitch to get you on top of the world.

  • 04.26.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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Your eyes have the Halo shape burned into them.

  • 04.26.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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You kno u play Halo too much when u masterbait to Cortana
lol! (not guilty!)

  • 04.26.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when you actually buy a full set of Nightmare Armor!

  • 04.26.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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You know you play too much halo when you hear the low droan of a ghost and there isn't an Xbox withing 100 feet of you. Also, when you go outside and your eyes won't adjust to the light change. (true story)

  • 04.26.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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You've realised Bungie is involved in a world wide conspiracy with aliens to turn video game playing wuss's into ready for war soldiers. Whatdo you mean Halo is a video game. Oh right yes it is, sure. That's precisely what they want you to think, the Covenant are on their way to destroy Earth. No.

  • 04.26.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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When you spend an hour trying to perfect the timing of 4 guys on "Boarding action" to send one Spartan flying accross The Gap (between the ships) and land, dead, on the other ship. (We finally managed to do it using, I think, a rocket launcher, a frag grenade and 2 sticky grenades.) Can I just say that man, it's hard to get plasma grenades to stick to a guy's ankles when he's running? BUt you should have heard the cheering when he made that awesome "Ka-thrumple" on the other side.. he was air-bourne for like 10 seconds. Come on, you know you want to try it.

  • 04.26.2004 1:52 PM PDT
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dude... im actually reading this in a computer programming class.... haha

  • 04.26.2004 2:00 PM PDT

The entire fleet is engaged Cortana, with respect what the hell sorta reinforcements have you got?

right ive sat and thought about it and everyone is horribly wrong!

by now all of you should have realised thatall of these things ar miner effects as a result of stadard constant gaming.

in short: YOU CANNOT PLAY HALO TOO MUCH
and halo2 can only be played too little

  • 04.26.2004 2:07 PM PDT
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27)You dream of going out on a date with an elite.

  • 04.26.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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Alright... first off fOOd, If you can't get across the gap on boarding action alive, I feel bad for you. *hint... do the same thing with one of the over shields. He will live.

Anyway... I think the falling off the empire state building and buying the nightmare armor were the best.

You know you play too much when you GIRLFRIEND hates halo becuase you forget to call her when you play it.!!!!! (GUILTY!)
:) :) :)


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  • 04.26.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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You know u play too much when you take a generator, two tv's, two x-boxs, eight controllers, two copies of halo, and set up a LAN when you go camping.

  • 04.26.2004 2:45 PM PDT