- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
1. When you tell your girlfriend in a foreign accent that she has the wrong number don't call anymore.
2. When you find yourself saying i went to class all semester i don't need to study for my final
3. when you miss a test because you thought that halo 2 was coming out that day.
4. When you find your self sneaking out of your bed and playing with headphones on so you don't wake up your sleeping beauty
5. When you tell your parents your going to join the arm to be a master cheif and fight the covenant
6. When you pay someone 50 dollars to download 250 kill team slayer on to your system ( it is the truth)
7. When you have started training in multiplayer mode like you were wolverine in the x-men war room.( I suffer from this)
8. You consider halo as a form of martial arts.
9. You have halo action figures.
10. Wen you have a halo shrine dedicatied to all of the fallen soliders in ctf blood glutch battle.
Posted by: gnomefriend
1.)you've the seen legendary ending more then 20 times
2.)wen ur index fingers twitch constantly
3.)when u drool thinkin about halo
4.)when u hallucinate little 5foot grunts running around ur bedroom
5.)Your have more then 5 xboxes, and play LAN with yourself
6. You bought a Hummer cuz its the closest thing to a Warthog
7. You have 12 backup copies of Halo
8. You pre-ordered Game Stop's entire first shipment of Halo 2
9. You spraypaint your wife purple to be Cortana
10. You can beat 15 Bungie employees in a LAN CTF game
11. You wrote "Master Chief's Cookbook"
12. You homeschool your kids and their history book is "Fall of Reach"
13. You become an astronomer to proove the existance of the Covenant
14. You've found the Yellow Banshee
15. You beat Halo on Legendary in a half hour
16. You stole Halo 2's source code
17.)You have to take arthritis medication to keep playing
19.)Your friend is , ready for you, and you STILL prefer to play HALO
20.)During a power outage, you hooked your XBOX and TV to your computer's battery backup so you could play for 15 more minutes
21.)the average surface temperature of your XBOX controller is 98.6
22.)A special message flashes across your screen interrupting gameplay, reading "ENOUGH ALREADY, GO TO BED!!"
23.)you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet
24.)you argue online with people you don't know, about if forerunners are human or not
25.)The plastic on your controller is all the way down
26.)You were a Spartan for halloween, and your 30 years old
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