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You make Halo based Maps for any other games you play

  • 04.26.2004 2:49 PM PDT
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I have acutually tried making a map for BG in Quake.

  • 04.26.2004 2:52 PM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

you play halo too much when you play halo all night then get a little sleep( i mean little)and wake up to walking around with a targiting recipricle burned into your vision.

you get bored enough to actually try to save the marines

when you play beginneers that dont know who you are because your friends wont play with you sinec you kill them

when your tv changes colors like it only has a dark green and light green colors

  • 04.26.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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when u name ur children grunt, flood, spartan, needler, launcher.

  • 04.26.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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who here plays warhammer 40k? I've actually made halo army lists.

  • 04.26.2004 2:55 PM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

when you make startiegies to beat your friends on maps that you draw on paper during school

  • 04.26.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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you join track because you love rings so much!

  • 04.26.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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when you start humming the halo theme getting off a school bus, imagining you're getting off a pelican.

  • 04.26.2004 2:59 PM PDT
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when you get violent in arguments about halo vs half life

  • 04.26.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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WHAT!!!!!!!! Play Halo............?????? Halo is real.... isn't it?
you play too much halo when you tell your freinds that on your summer vacation your going to visit the silent cartographer.

or when....you contact your local adoption agency wanting to adopt orphan covenant baby grunts.....lol........

or you play too much halo when you are at the circus and you accidentally kill a few little people thinkin they were grunt spies trying to kill you.

or when you called in to work because your mourning the loss of captain keyes.

or when you played halo so much you didnt clean your kitchen for a week and swear the flood originated out there.
Posted by: Mast3r Chief
Come on people think of something.

  • 04.26.2004 3:04 PM PDT
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you actually bought Nightmare armor (no offense)
you know how to best kill an elite with 5 grenades stuck to you, other than running at it
you have weird dreams of cortana and a cucumber

  • 04.26.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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You know you've played WAY too much Halo when that target circle becomes permenatly seared in your vision and turns red when you look at someone

  • 04.26.2004 3:30 PM PDT

i need some sleep.....

i hate bees...

no rest for the weary...

u use carboard and other object to make ure car look like a covenent dropship and your house to look like the truth and reconciliation.
When reading one of the halo books u start twitching with halo 2 anticipation.

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  • 04.26.2004 3:36 PM PDT
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[b]you have weird dreams of cortana and a cucumber

your a sick person but funny...a cucumber ha

  • 04.26.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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u lose your virginity to your halo disk while its in the tray

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ur havin sex while thinkin about halo

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If you remember the first post when he said "you spray paint your wife purple to look like cortana". Well...You divorce with her because you ' have no time for a relationship '.....And for necrondummy, i play Warhammer 40k (as chaos), you gotta send me that army list. send it to xmtm13x@aol.com Thx.

  • 04.26.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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When you start to chafe...uhhh were's the neosporen?

  • 04.26.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when you are joking someone in school and call them a n00b.

  • 04.26.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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-You tickle your dog to see if it will squeal like a Grunt.
-Everyday you practice your Worts
-Even though you've read all 3 Halo books, you decide to sit on the cr@pper for a while and read em all again..But this time, BACKWARDS!
-You pay Jason Jones to show up to your Birthday party
-You own every Halo toy out there...Even the unreleased one like "Christmas Master Chief"
-You run out of Idea's for this thread and go play some more Halo

  • 04.26.2004 4:02 PM PDT
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When you start bringing your xbox and a potable TV on dates.

If, whenever anyone talks near you, you take cover and try to call FoeHammer for reinforcements.

  • 04.26.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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You can't really spell very well, can you?
Posted by: gnomefriend
1.)you've the seen legendary ending more then 20 times
2.)wen ur index fingers twitch constantly
3.)when u drool thinkin about halo
4.)when u hallucinate little 5foot grunts running around ur bedroom
5.)Your have more then 5 xboxes, and play LAN with yourself
6. You bought a Hummer cuz its the closest thing to a Warthog
7. You have 12 backup copies of Halo
8. You pre-ordered Game Stop's entire first shipment of Halo 2
9. You spraypaint your wife purple to be Cortana
10. You can beat 15 Bungie employees in a LAN CTF game
11. You wrote "Master Chief's Cookbook"
12. You homeschool your kids and their history book is "Fall of Reach"
13. You become an astronomer to proove the existance of the Covenant
14. You've found the Yellow Banshee
15. You beat Halo on Legendary in a half hour
16. You stole Halo 2's source code
17.)You have to take arthritis medication to keep playing
19.)Your friend is , ready for you, and you STILL prefer to play HALO
20.)During a power outage, you hooked your XBOX and TV to your computer's battery backup so you could play for 15 more minutes
21.)the average surface temperature of your XBOX controller is 98.6
22.)A special message flashes across your screen interrupting gameplay, reading "ENOUGH ALREADY, GO TO BED!!"
23.)you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet
24.)you argue online with people you don't know, about if forerunners are human or not
25.)The plastic on your controller is all the way down
26.)You were a Spartan for halloween, and your 30 years old


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Tsk-tsk, look at all those mistakes. You do play Halo too much.

  • 04.26.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: gnomefriend
23.)you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet



If you've ever succeeded in doing this.

  • 04.26.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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You really KNOW you've played too much halo when the HUD is burnt into your vision.... * yes that has happened to me

  • 04.26.2004 4:16 PM PDT

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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

I know I've been playing too much Halo when..

I'm playing Halo & drinking ice cold Corona's alongside beautiful women wearing bikini's, all while they feed me grapes.. and for some reason, I'm not playing Halo, I'm playing Halo 2.

That's what happens when you spend too much time playing Halo by yourself, you start seeing things. [face_look_weird]

..Or when you're playing in Halo Nationals against some 500lbs. heifer.

That's what happens when you start playing too much Halo with other people. [face_look_weird_again]

p.s. Sorry if I offended anyone. I love all Halo players! But it still doesn't change the fact that I knew I was playing too much of The

Halo.

[Edited on 4/26/2004 4:19:25 PM]

  • 04.26.2004 4:17 PM PDT