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if you've installed a turret on your car
Shoot down planes thinking they're banshees
Run over kids thinking they're grunts
Contacted Nasa and asked to create an actual Halo
meelee atack you're brother behind his back
are playing halo right now

  • 04.26.2004 4:18 PM PDT

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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

When you run someone over in your SUV, and you say "OOPS! I thought they would respawn!"

  • 04.26.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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when you can name all the guns and the type of ammunition they shoot
you cement over all your windows thinking the invasion force is ringing your doorbell
when you are always spinning in circles trying to keep everyone else away from your back
and have tried to make a paintball or airsoft gun that looks like the AR, including paint

  • 04.26.2004 4:33 PM PDT
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Well you really know you have been playing too much when:
1)you start to ask your friends "Who's hotter? Cortona, Linda or Kelly?"
2)You played through all of legendary by whaking everyone to death with melee attacks
3)you downloaded both trailers for halo 2 and play them in a loop
4) you are on this site more than 8 hours a day, while you play halo
5) you spend 3 hours trying, in assault of the control room, to jump off the first bridge and land on the falling pelican, YES IT IS POSSIBLE
6) you wonder what happened to the spartan 1 series, master cheif (john) is spartan 2
7) the A, B, Y, and X buttons are so worn you cant see the letters or the colours
8) for the school science fair, you tried to prove that too much exposure to plasma can save you from things taking over your dead body....read first strike to understand this
9) you have 3 copies of each halo book because they become to used
10) well for this one i am thinking of trying.....you are creating a plan where you dress up as a fedex delivery guy, deliver a package to bungie headquarters, then sneak around through the air vents to find the secret vault containing the first copy of halo 2.....and when you get home you play it for three weeks straight.,

  • 04.26.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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When the grunts seem like their just falling down

When the banshee runs out of gas

When master cheif never gets shot

When the Elites start to look like hippies




I gotta eat I'll submit more later.


  • 04.26.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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you can name all of the marines and the gun they carry
you hallucinated that a guy was a flood and shot him
you wont go outside without your shotgun for fear that the flood are coming to get you

  • 04.26.2004 4:54 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

well if you go to the first post on this thread and go to #19,ive done that before.this chick wanted to.....well.....you know the rest,but instead i went to a LAN party

  • 04.26.2004 4:55 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

i would post some,but people have already said them,so i wont bother repeating them

  • 04.26.2004 4:57 PM PDT
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WOWOW


I got one:

When you play LAN on the highway between cars (me bud did, Highspeed Highway Halo)
When you play Halo PC via portable wireless network iin your car while in traffic.
You sprayed painted "Puma" on you Jeep.
You play think of the meaning of life via Halo PC.

  • 04.26.2004 4:57 PM PDT
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27.when you dream your a Spartan
28.your friends are scared you might do some sweet MC moves on them(melee them in the back with a stick).
29.when you go to nightmare armor and by a three thousand dollar Mjoliner armor suit

  • 04.26.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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When your image of D-Day is replaced with the opening of Silent Cartographer

  • 04.26.2004 5:09 PM PDT
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You know you play Halo too much when:

When your girlfriend gets you a system for your car for christmas and you get her a S controller so she can play Halo with you.
You get your girlfriend to play deathmatch with you so you can have a moving target.
You'd rather have Halo Head than getting laid.
When Cortana turns you on more than your girlfriend in a Teddy.


I apologize if any have already been said, I havn't read any other posts.

  • 04.26.2004 5:10 PM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when you beat up your evil ugly sister thinking that shes an elite in disguise...(don't ask)

  • 04.26.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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- You listen to Limp Bizkit's "Results May Vary" track 14 and think it is talking about Halo (STICK EM' STICK EM' HAHAHA STICK EM')
- You try to stick the covenant and your friends when the song says stick em'
- You get a girl to play strip Halo with you (came close but she had to leave)
- You discuse the Halo books during Spanish lectures
- You get yelled at by the teacher for talking during her lecture then go back to talking about Halo
- Your friends won't play CTF with you because your too good, or because it will take too long because your all too good

  • 04.26.2004 5:17 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

^^^^^^ i like mattypimps ideas.id probably do one of those

  • 04.26.2004 5:19 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

and if people dont do these now,they will when Halo 2 ships.i know that when Halo 2 comes out,im gonna lose my girlfriend,but it dont matter

  • 04.26.2004 5:22 PM PDT

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You know u play too much halo when u dream about having cortana in bed d0in IT while playing HALO.

When u beat legendary with ur eyes closed and with no sound with ur back turned to the screen in 30 minutes.

When u figured out how to kill Guilty Spark.

When ur electric bill is a million dollars a week.

When u beat legendary without letting any marines die.

When u finally leave ur lazboy chair from playing HALO and the indent in the chair is a foot long.

When u've memorized the entire script of what everyone says in the game.

When u have a hundred copies of HALO, then go buy one more.

When u've beat the game on legendary without taking damage.

When u have a girlfriend that u met on HALO.

  • 04.26.2004 5:25 PM PDT

Go Cards!

You fall from roof and crouch so you dont hurt yourself.

  • 04.26.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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you know that u played halo too much when you go outsied everyone is starring at you because your the whitest man alive with no tan what so ever. And your -blam!- is so small and shrivered because you haven't been laid in a month. Please never play this much halo.
Oh and your like the south park charecter Tweak who shivers in a caffinated rage wondering how to stop the little grunty underpant knomes with your imaginary halo sniper rifle.

  • 04.26.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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u know youve played too much where u count grunts instead of sheep when trying to sleep

  • 04.26.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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when you hear the respawn beeps just before you wake up form a nap

  • 04.26.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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when the wart hog runs out of ammo. . . again

  • 04.26.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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I know i play too much halo when i punch my mom in the nuts

  • 04.26.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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when u start making the comments and talk like the charcters in the game.
and its the only frickin game u still play every saturday at a lan party!

  • 04.26.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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When you are able to kill the marines on the Pillar of Autumn when you kill Captain Keyes

  • 04.26.2004 5:50 PM PDT