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Subject: You know you play halo to much when...
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Posted by: gnomefriend
1.)you've the seen legendary ending more then 20 times
2.)wen ur index fingers twitch constantly
3.)when u drool thinkin about halo
4.)when u hallucinate little 5foot grunts running around ur bedroom
5.)Your have more then 5 xboxes, and play LAN with yourself
6. You bought a Hummer cuz its the closest thing to a Warthog
7. You have 12 backup copies of Halo
8. You pre-ordered Game Stop's entire first shipment of Halo 2
9. You spraypaint your wife purple to be Cortana
10. You can beat 15 Bungie employees in a LAN CTF game
11. You wrote "Master Chief's Cookbook"
12. You homeschool your kids and their history book is "Fall of Reach"
13. You become an astronomer to proove the existance of the Covenant
14. You've found the Yellow Banshee
15. You beat Halo on Legendary in a half hour
16. You stole Halo 2's source code
17.)You have to take arthritis medication to keep playing
19.)Your friend is , ready for you, and you STILL prefer to play HALO
20.)During a power outage, you hooked your XBOX and TV to your computer's battery backup so you could play for 15 more minutes
21.)the average surface temperature of your XBOX controller is 98.6
22.)A special message flashes across your screen interrupting gameplay, reading "ENOUGH ALREADY, GO TO BED!!"
23.)you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet
24.)you argue online with people you don't know, about if forerunners are human or not
25.)The plastic on your controller is all the way down
26.)You were a Spartan for halloween, and your 30 years old
27.)Your son buys the HALO soundtrack for your birthday and you completed all the levels before he gets through nornal... dum de dum dum de dum..

add on to this list

  • 04.26.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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-the guys over at nightmare armor wants to buy the MJOLNIR you made
-you ask your friend to flip a quarter in the air and you guess that it will land "eagle"
-343 guilty spark attacks you back in the library
-you swear cortanas in the nude
-you can do the "double pistol whip" move without using a grenade
-after keyes gives you a pistol and he says, "it's not loaded son... you'll have to find ammo as you go...", you whisper to yourself, "you're a -blam!-in captain, and you carry an empty pistol?!
-you throw a grenade at an elite and he dives off a cliff and then you snipe him on the way down
-you've logged more hours on playing halo than sleeping since halo came out
-buy a copy of killzone just to burn it
-you start getting erections off the sight of the tree over by blue base in blood gulch
-you watch the halo 2 E3 demo and you cry
-you've managed to put both tanks, both warthogs, and all 4 ghosts in a base at blood gulch
-you win games on xbconnect using a 56k modem connection
-you play co-op with a friend and you both have banshees and while in mid flight you both jump out and switch banshees
-you seem to know more of the story line than bungie employees do
-you wish you could set the thumbstick sensitivity past 10
-you begin each day with the wise words of the .fortune easter egg
-you stop the enemy team from winning a ctf game at sidewinder with a rocket from all the way across the map
-no matter what "you are the best"
-you have sex with your girlfriend humming the opening theme of halo and then climax exactly when the song climaxes (tanananaaaa, tanananaaaaa....)
-you just read this whole list of mine and can relate to at least 20 of what i listed


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  • 04.26.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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What's this about a yellow banshee? Best tell me now or else Im gonna get furious.

  • 04.26.2004 10:49 PM PDT
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28.)You try and mod Halo so that it will play on all systems.
29.)You get hurt in real life and request Biofoam.
30.)Every sound from your computer is from Halo.
31.)In your Will you ask that Halo, your Xbox, and your controller be buried with you.

  • 04.26.2004 10:51 PM PDT
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1) your house is called "the halo house"
2) you buy a 60" dlp wide screen just for halo (ps with a 11 pc speaker system
3) you still beat all of your friends in multiplayer with just grenades and melee.
4) youve never lost at multiplayer
5) people dont want to play you anymore
6) you can melee through all of legendary
7) your visit bungie .net daily
8)you tried to steal the halo 2 demo at last years e3
9) people that you played halo with try to melee you on the street

  • 04.26.2004 11:13 PM PDT
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...you think MC and sam fisher are best friends

...you play teaparties with halotoys

...you walk across a street thinking "what whould master chief do if he was walking this street"

...you hear something pop and run away screaming "Flood attack!"

...you join the army to see 'elite' operatives

...you go to a heavy metal concert, because a friend of yours said they always 'grunt' at concerts like that

  • 04.26.2004 11:31 PM PDT
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...you havent had sex since Halo came out, and probably never will because Halo 2 will please all your -blam!- needs...

  • 04.26.2004 11:35 PM PDT
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My first Halo disc was played so much that the laser burned the surface of the disc! It would no longer work, so we had to bury it once and for all, so my brother and I pricked our fingers with thumb tacks and smeared our blood on the bottom of the disc and wrote "LOVE" in permanent marker. I still have it on display in my room.

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  • 04.26.2004 11:49 PM PDT
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your played too much Halo when you repeat other peoples ideas because your imagination has been fried... (dedicated to the retards on the forum, you know who you are) ;-)

  • 04.26.2004 11:59 PM PDT
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you hear cortanas voice in yor head all day and night

This list is so funny

  • 04.27.2004 12:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: gnomefriend
Posted by: GhostOfSorrow
And when you try to figure out how to play the halo theme on the saxophone (Guilty)


hey, i do that too



Really? have any notes? i cant pin the first one......

[Edited on 4/27/2004 4:35:53 AM]

  • 04.27.2004 4:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mast3r Chief
The engagement ring you gave your wife was an exact replica of the ring world Installation 04 (Halo).


my friend is getting his girlfriend jeweler to do that

  • 04.27.2004 4:39 AM PDT
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You know you've played to much
when you join the army and shoot a friendly soldier in the head with your AR, expecting him to live.
You try to turn your plasma TV into a covenant weapon.
You fly a plane straight into the ground, wondering why it was damaged.
You avoid people with large heads, just in case they trip over and explode.
You think people who commit suicide are stupid because of the huge 15 sec respawn penalty.
Your excuse for being late to class is because you were not given a nav point to show you how to get there.

  • 04.27.2004 5:01 AM PDT
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-You creat the MarkhamX-ism club. (MarkhamX is my friends halo name... Im the hero)
-You dream of fighting alongside Caboose and Church
-You think, "This place sucks, im gonna play Halo"
-You post here


BOY My creative juices are flowing today.

  • 04.27.2004 6:11 AM PDT
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- U can teleport into the base on BC... like me
- U can get over BG... like me
- U can beat AotCR on 10 min on Legendary... like me


  • 04.27.2004 7:06 AM PDT
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-when you get so bored of playing by yourself that you ask your mom to play coop with you and you both beat the game together. (guilty)

  • 04.27.2004 7:11 AM PDT
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YOU know you play halo too much if you trip or get hit and you hear your shield recharging

  • 04.27.2004 7:25 AM PDT

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you worry about taking a trip to your local library without your shotgun.

  • 04.27.2004 7:44 AM PDT
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I guess I haven't played Halo enough. I've never seen or heard of the 'Yellow Banshee'. Can someone help me out here!? Where is it?

  • 04.27.2004 8:15 AM PDT
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Happens to me most of the time :) This thread is pretty kool here's some more. Enjoy!

-when you throw plasma grenades on dead grunts, elites, and hunters to see their blood go every where

-when you reenact a CTF for Blood Gulch in your back yard with paintballs

-when you can close range sniper an elite in the head with zoom X10

-when you make your yard look like any multiplayer level

-when you teach your family how to play and set up a LAN connection just so you can play(guilty)

-when you sit there blowing up dead bodies jus to watch them fly (guilty)

-when your finally able to sniper swarm until you make it armless and headless (guilty)

-you can sniper people with a pistol (without zoom) across blood gulch

-when you've memorized the dialogue from the marines in all diffuculties

-you act like Sergeant Johnson in public

-you blow up all the grenades in the lever just to get rid of them

-you get the marines mad at you just to have more people to kill

-you stare at the screen hoping to see something move after everything is dead

-you try an talk to your pets, hoping they'll play halo with you (guilty)

-you look at the moon thinking it's 343 Guilty Spark and shoot at it hoping that you can destroy it (guilty)

-you run into a bunch of green bushes thinking it's a teleporter

-you compare everything that happens to you in life to halo and have it make sense

-you do things in life as if you where in halo (my little brother)

What number are we on?

  • 04.27.2004 8:33 AM PDT
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What is this talk of a yellow Banshee? I have spent many hours checking all possible levels on all difficulties and I still haven't a clue!!! What and where the Blam! is it?!?!?

  • 04.27.2004 8:35 AM PDT
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You drool anticipating the first screen of Cortana from Halo 2, because you know shes gunna look that much better :P (Guilty)

and I hate to break your heart, but there is no yellow Banshee, well unless you count Bolls mod ...

  • 04.27.2004 8:50 AM PDT
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When You actually bought The Fall of Reach, not that I did (although I would have after reading it) I got mine for free at the XBOX Odyssey Tour, and if your 12th backup copy is beginning to go bad, and especially if you bought the Halo Green XBOX bundle package. Although I don't need to, I'm strangely tempted to buy it to prove my loyalty.

  • 04.27.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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1.) you take your mom's stereo to use for surroung sound. (i've done it!)
2.) Your go to the shooting range looking for a plasma rifle.
3.) You constantly look up in the sky for covenant cruisers.

  • 04.27.2004 8:55 AM PDT
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what is this yellow banshee? i've never heard of it!!! sum1 plz tell me

  • 04.27.2004 9:10 AM PDT