- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
-You carry around 4 greanades and 4 blue colored paintballs and curse because they stick but dont explode.
-You join the Marines and ask when do you get assigned to go to a starship.
-You join the Marines and ask when do you get fight the covenant.
-You join the Marines and when told to carry more than 4 greanades you say "You can't cary more than 4 of each grenade!!! I thought you were in a war before?"
...you wake up one morning in your fridge freezer, sitting on the frozen peas having mistaken it for a cryo-tube.
...you start trying to put cyberkinetic implants (or 'pieces of old wire' as everyone else calls them) in yourself or build yourself battle armour out of tinfoil and old boxes.
...when anyone turns their back on you, you think "Melee attack, instant kill!"
...you go to the retierment home and harass any grey-haired war veterans with pipes that you see there to hurry up and give you the ship's A.I. to protect.
...you shoot someone with a water pistol and wonder why the 'plasma' isn't melting them.
A letter comes with return address from SC and you say "wow... I didn't see any suburbs around the map room"
You can't get through football practice without "Get up so I can kill you again!" erupting from your lips.
If your girlfriend isnt as hot as that Cortana nightlight... you dump her...
Whenever the word elite comes up in a conversation, you have to stop the person talking, contort your face, and procede to violently scream "Wot wot wot!" until the person walks away.
Anything fizzy makes you dive behind a box
The most common phrase in your house is, "MOM! Grandpa's on another killing spree... no wait! running riot! Make him get out of the tank!"
You make buckshot smiley faces on different multiplayer level walls with the shotgun.
You can perfectly mimic a rocket launcher sound with your nose and seven tissues.
You often dive on top of geometry projects, hoping to gain invisibility or a shield.
You wonder why the most frag limit you can have in a game is 50.
You spend three hours collecting enough grenades to launch the warthog onto the AOTCR bridge when your simultaneously whacked in the back of the heads by elites and die... so you do it again.
You least favorite colors have become yellow, blue, and red in that order.
What separates a good day from a bad one if five deaths...
You start dubbing in your own marine sayings from other games such as "YOU BE DEAD!" from Unreal Tournement.
You can beat any level with your eyes closed.
Whenever you see snow you frantically search the premisis for a banshee or scorpion tank.
You start referring to your friends by their split-screen mode cyborg color.
You get a Scorpion on a bridge in Assault on the Control Room...
You beat the Library on Legendary using only a Needler.
You grenade jump on top off the Pillar of Autumn in the Maw
You kill all of the enemies in the Maw's escape sequence and still get to the Longsword in time...
You put interesting stuff on topics like these
You can tell which gun someone has when they have active camo, your just looking on your screen, and they haven't shot at you yet.
You hold a three hour mourning session for every time you die.
Your mother can list the levels of Halo in order and list the subdivisions of the levels correctly
You beat the Library on legendary using only melee attacks.
You can list every default name in split-screen mode in alphabetical order.
Halo has been in your xbox disc tray for so long you had to apply oil to get it out to watch a DVD.
your things to do list has the word Halo written on it more than three times.
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