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- When u change ure sens to 12
- U killd ure friend becuz u want to play Oddball
- U find a teleport behind ure house
- U saw a Nav-point when u walked to school

  • 04.27.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when you play the Flash Worthog game at school instead of your school work and when your favorite cd is the Halo cd and that is all you can listen to because all the other music sucks!!!! AND when you challenge othere random people at school to Halo and when you bring Halo MAC to school because your school doesnt have pc's and you kick every one's ass online in 45 minutes.

  • 04.27.2004 1:04 PM PDT

"Everything is about getting high and any means necessary to get there becomes rational." (Including hours of Halo)-Source Unknown

Your friends come over and bust through your door saying,"I gotta get my H fix in", but they are not talking about heroin

You tell your wife you will quit playing and then you pick the controller right back up

  • 04.27.2004 1:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: thechronic529
Your friends come over and bust through your door saying,"I gotta get my H fix in", but they are not talking about heroin

You tell your wife you will quit playing and then you pick the controller right back up


lol

  • 04.27.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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You built a full size model of the Pillar of Autumn, You know every line from the game. you dream about playing halo you built a plasma cannon, you know how to get on top of the cartographer with out dieing, you have met Yip-Yip.

  • 04.27.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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When you are making pictures out of the clouds all you can seem to see are Elite Faces, Banshees, masterchief, grunts, etc.

You run over your friend with a hovercraft because it is your favorite way to kill... lol

For a BoxCar Toy Race for Boyscouts you build an exact replica of the warthog.

You buy a Cryotube from NASA just for the experience.

  • 04.27.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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You go to the mall and you swear you can see elites trying on nikes.

You go to the primate portion of the zoo to see the brutes.

You hear about brutes in halo 2 for the first time, so you go get brute force to practice with.

  • 04.27.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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one marine dies and you have an actual burial for him

  • 04.27.2004 1:25 PM PDT
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this is all too good and its a sticky! i haven't seen any Bungie employees posted, which sucks because i would like to hear what they think, but this is hilarious! by the way the Yellow Banshee was a myth, even Bungie said it wasn't real it was just a hoax to see how many people would actually look for it or something.

  • 04.27.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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-You carry around 4 greanades and 4 blue colored paintballs and curse because they stick but dont explode.
-You join the Marines and ask when do you get assigned to go to a starship.
-You join the Marines and ask when do you get fight the covenant.
-You join the Marines and when told to carry more than 4 greanades you say "You can't cary more than 4 of each grenade!!! I thought you were in a war before?"

...you wake up one morning in your fridge freezer, sitting on the frozen peas having mistaken it for a cryo-tube.

...you start trying to put cyberkinetic implants (or 'pieces of old wire' as everyone else calls them) in yourself or build yourself battle armour out of tinfoil and old boxes.

...when anyone turns their back on you, you think "Melee attack, instant kill!"

...you go to the retierment home and harass any grey-haired war veterans with pipes that you see there to hurry up and give you the ship's A.I. to protect.

...you shoot someone with a water pistol and wonder why the 'plasma' isn't melting them.
A letter comes with return address from SC and you say "wow... I didn't see any suburbs around the map room"

You can't get through football practice without "Get up so I can kill you again!" erupting from your lips.

If your girlfriend isnt as hot as that Cortana nightlight... you dump her...

Whenever the word elite comes up in a conversation, you have to stop the person talking, contort your face, and procede to violently scream "Wot wot wot!" until the person walks away.

Anything fizzy makes you dive behind a box

The most common phrase in your house is, "MOM! Grandpa's on another killing spree... no wait! running riot! Make him get out of the tank!"

You make buckshot smiley faces on different multiplayer level walls with the shotgun.

You can perfectly mimic a rocket launcher sound with your nose and seven tissues.

You often dive on top of geometry projects, hoping to gain invisibility or a shield.

You wonder why the most frag limit you can have in a game is 50.

You spend three hours collecting enough grenades to launch the warthog onto the AOTCR bridge when your simultaneously whacked in the back of the heads by elites and die... so you do it again.

You least favorite colors have become yellow, blue, and red in that order.

What separates a good day from a bad one if five deaths...

You start dubbing in your own marine sayings from other games such as "YOU BE DEAD!" from Unreal Tournement.

You can beat any level with your eyes closed.

Whenever you see snow you frantically search the premisis for a banshee or scorpion tank.

You start referring to your friends by their split-screen mode cyborg color.

You get a Scorpion on a bridge in Assault on the Control Room...

You beat the Library on Legendary using only a Needler.

You grenade jump on top off the Pillar of Autumn in the Maw

You kill all of the enemies in the Maw's escape sequence and still get to the Longsword in time...

You put interesting stuff on topics like these

You can tell which gun someone has when they have active camo, your just looking on your screen, and they haven't shot at you yet.

You hold a three hour mourning session for every time you die.

Your mother can list the levels of Halo in order and list the subdivisions of the levels correctly

You beat the Library on legendary using only melee attacks.

You can list every default name in split-screen mode in alphabetical order.

Halo has been in your xbox disc tray for so long you had to apply oil to get it out to watch a DVD.

your things to do list has the word Halo written on it more than three times.


Source: Here!



  • 04.27.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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Oh yeah, we did that in the beginning, but it was too much hassle to keep getting the overshield and then trying it again, so eventually, we just kept blowing eachother off, and we didn't care who lived and who died ;)

  • 04.27.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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You have to constantly rotate thye cushion of your armchair because of the butt-divot.

Your greatest fear is not a group of yellow elites with plasma swords, but bloodclots in your knees from keeping them immobile for days.

You friends have taken to calling you the "Halo-blam!-."

  • 04.27.2004 2:03 PM PDT
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you know you have played to much when you wonder is any one is behind you, so you look down in the corner of your eye looking for a motion traker.

  • 04.27.2004 2:09 PM PDT
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u no u plae halo 2 much win u furgit how too spel............

[Edited on 4/27/2004 2:19:48 PM]

  • 04.27.2004 2:17 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

(lost count...) When your friend shows you his new hummer and you ask "Wheres the turret?"
When someone trips and falls you run up and start humping them
When you make a giant ball of sticky tack and throw it at someone yelling "Hahaha I stuck you!" and waiting for an explosion

  • 04.27.2004 2:18 PM PDT
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You know you played to much Halo when you go to school , fall asleep in third block, then all of the sudden wake up, jump out of your seat and scream KILLTACULAR!!! Let's just say girls don't exactly talk to you much after somthing like that.

  • 04.27.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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-The first time you played 343 Guilty Spark you completely flipped out when the Flood showed up.
-Now when you encounter the flood, you see how many of them you can turn into "pets" but blowing their arms off

  • 04.27.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: spank zero0
you know you have played to much when you wonder is any one is behind you, so you look down in the corner of your eye looking for a motion traker.

lol, i've done sumthin like that b4 for Halo, and then after I played the Sims once I went upstairs to wait for my show, and it was takin 2 long and I put my finger forward, trying to press 3 to speed up the world

  • 04.27.2004 2:37 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha thats good... you hit the 3 hahaha.

You know you play too much halo when...

-You bring you X-Box over to your friends house in secret and while he is going to the bathroom you play halo for 5 min then shut it off when he comes back.
-You suffer withdrawls while at school from not enough Halo.
-When your friends and you are walking down the street and you randomly yell "Get tactical marines!" and run up front pretending your holding the Battlerifle

[Edited on 4/27/2004 2:49:19 PM]

  • 04.27.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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is there really a yellow banshee?

  • 04.27.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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...you actually STOP playing.

  • 04.27.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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hey i do the closet thing............

and i do have the sleeping problem, and well i wear highwaters aka shants.

wow way too many things. this doesnt make me abnormal does it????

  • 04.27.2004 3:07 PM PDT
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This has been a fun thread to read... here's a couple new ones...

- You make up games to play in multiplayer mode until more people join the server. For example, "Catch the Sticky" Throw a plasma grenade straight up and see if you (or someone else) can catch it on their head. (It's not as easy as it sounds.)

- You and a friend try to see how many non-dedicated servers you can close down by joining and severely beating the owner's team repeatedly.

- You've managed to play Halo and hold a text conversation, talk on teamspeak , talk on the phone, and chat on an IM client all at the same time.

~Hydra~

  • 04.27.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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u kno u've played Halo 2 much when u attatch a grenade 2 a grunt and b4 it even explodes u kno exactly where he's gonna land

when u can snipe all 11 marines on AotCR with one shot

when ur hands r stuck in the shape of playing xbox

u try and jump over hummers while sticking a tennis ball with a hell of a lot of glue onto it

When ur T.V. is in the shape of MC's head

when all of ur summer ur preparing for Halo 2, building gun turrets and stocking up on frags at ur house

when u can beat a gold elite on legendary in hand to hand combat

when u try and hunter melee ur little brother

when u hack into the game and make all of the Master chiefs lines come out in ur voice recordings

when u get bored (pahsh! like that'll happen)




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  • 04.27.2004 3:18 PM PDT
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what's been the best one so far?

  • 04.27.2004 3:26 PM PDT